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The worst that can happen to the Canadian soldier who raped and murdered two Ontario women is that he can be locked up for the rest of his life, only leaving prison if he comes out in a body bag, but you know what–that ain’t justice for what that sick f*** Colonel Russ Williams did to Jessica Lloyd and Corporal Marie Comeau, the two women he raped and murdered.

By the way, this guy just didn’t turn into a serial killer during the past year, and Crooked in Canada is thinking that there might be more victims wherever flying foreign dignitaries and high-ranking government officials aboard the Challenger jets he flew, took him.

I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he is responsible for quite a few murders, that at 46 years of age–he has managed to f*** and kill more than just two women in his lifetime. He just hasn’t been fingered for them yet.

No sir, there is no way that this guy has been committing these kinds of crime for only the past year, and you can bet that investigators are going to be kept busy for the next little while picking this sick f***’s life apart, as they should.

Williams has had plenty of opportunities to commit the crimes he is currently accused of and you can bet that when those opportunities came knocking on the door to his sick and demented mind, he opened up to them, and in a cold, calculating way, he came up with diabolical plans to rape and murder not just two women, but very likely a half dozen or so.

Crooked in Canada is having a hard time believing that this career soldier was able to fool a lot of people, including those at CFB Trenton, but he did.

Not criminally responsible for his crimes; watch for that card to be played, and then of course there will be the claims that his military service pushed him over the edge, that what he has seen and done during his service to his country, caused him to snap in some way, shape or form.

He deserves to die for what he has done to Jessica Lloyd and Corporal Marie Comeau, and if Canada still hung people for these kinds of crimes and it was my call to make, this sex predator would definitely hang for his crimes.

MR.BEER®

Is it any wonder teens go off the deep end and cause shit like murders to happen, B & Es, beatings, carjackings, armed robberies, bullying and blah, blah, and blah when the so-called experts on child-rearing can’t even agree on whether or not a whoopin’ is going to put a child back in his or her place?

I’m telling ya, if things just went back to the old ways, you know the crack across the ass with a tree switch, a yardstick, maybe a wooden spoon, my mother’s favorite–a belt or her hand, maybe future generations of kids will turn out better then the teens today.

You know the ones I’m talking about–there always making the local evening news for the wrong reasons.

Would I discipline my kids with any of the aforementioned attitude adjusters, aah probably not, but only because my kids would be smart enough and perhaps even fearful enough not to ever put me in that position. That’s right, my kids would be raised from a very, very young age to f***ing know better than to f*** with the law, me and anybody else who has never, ever done anything to them.

And absolutely, yes I would, stand toe-to-toe with anybody that interfered or tried to tell me how I should raise my kids. That’s where society has gone wrong when it comes to one of the many reasons why today’s kids don’t give a f*** about the consequences, their actions have on others and themselves. There are just too many people trying to raise our kids, and I’m sorry but that’s just f***ing wrong.

Their mother and I will raise my kids, my biological ones if I ever have any (the clock is ticking by the way) and absolutely nobody will have a say in it. Anybody has a problem with that, you know like the authorities and the experts, well hey, they can f*** right off.

They have done a great job of telling us how not to raise our kids so far haven’t they–telling us what we can and cannot do when it comes to handing out deserved punishment for whatever it is they choose to do wrong.

Yep, the ones we elect to look out for our best interests and those of our children–they really screwed up things when it comes to raising kids and no look what is happening.

Kids tag teaming helpless people in the street, beating them, stabbing them death. Like WTF man.

Kids tagging taxpayer funded property and calling it art. The cost of graffiti, and most of the work is shit by the way, is costing taxpayers 10s of millions of dollars every year.

Let’s be real about this, some children are a menace to society and a financial burden on taxpayers and they should be treated harshly, especially repeat offenders. Catching them at an early age is the way to go, you know, a smack or spanking what I am talking about.

Their total disrespect for authority, the same authority (only a different generation) that, took the power of punishing our children out of parents’ hands to make the world a better place for our children. The way they react to authority today just shows how ungrateful some of those teens are, huh?

I’m all for scrapping the Youth Criminal Justice Act and bringing back the act the Young Offenders Act replaced way back when, that one were yeah man, kids were locked up in reform schools for pulling the same shit kids are pulling today.

You know what, the only reason I am bringing this shit up is that I just stumbled across a headline that says this, “Smacking essential in child rearing”. I had a chuckle.

The experts who are saying this are from the same field as the other experts who are saying that smacking and spanking our children is out of line, uncivilized, blah, blah and blah, harmful to children.

Like the experts need to get on the same page, make up their minds already, or just shut the f*** up about it and mind their own business when it comes to how parents want to discipline their children..

Society has gone soft on kids, especially teenagers, and look at the f***ers now.  Who do I blame for that, these so-called experts and the government authorities and agencies that buy into their ridiculous bullshit.

The article that lit the fire under my ass as far as child rearing and the connection with troublesome teens go, I didn’t read it beyond the headline, but if you want to read it, just click here.

Want to reign today’s buddy young murderer, robber, carjacker, rapist and vandal in Canada, PUT SOME F***ING SHARPER TEETH IN THE LAWS THAT ONLY SERVE TO PROTECT THEM FROM GETTING THE JUSTICE THEY DESERVE FOR THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT. Watch how fast teenage crime rates drop then.

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Nothing like the threat of losing their freedom and the toys that come with that freedom for lengthy and tough long periods of time to reign the f***ers in.

The dumbest thing I think Americans have done lately is electing that ‘Bama fella.

F*** America, hasn’t he made talking the talk work for him (it got him elected remember). Woohoo and Yankee Doodle dandy, hasn’t he shown you how ineffective he is at walking the walk.

It’s a good thing he has all those democratic gimps throwing their support behind him while they dictate how it is going to be America, that if you don’t like it, well TFB for you.  It could be worse though, right?

Yeah that ‘Bama admin, what a splendid job it is doing for you America.

Today’s blog post isn’t about American politics though.

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Reading through my news feeds the other day, I happened across a story about warning labels manufacturers feel they just have to put on their products to alert Americans that “doing stupid” with their shit, is dangerous for them.

FYI-Did you know that there is a Wacky Warning Label contest in the U.S.

Yep, there is, and that contest challenges the Americans that manufacturers think are stupid enough to do exactly what their warning labels tell them not to do, to find the most ridiculous warning labels in the U.S. Now is that f***ing funny or what?

Oh and just so everybody is clear on this, there are some dangers that are so obvious, people shouldn’t have to be warned about them, but it’s the potential lawsuits that are the driving force behind the warnings.

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Manufacturers are afraid of being sued, hence the warning labels that make you wonder, “F**k man, like how stupid are those people south of the 49th parallel?”

Thanks to author Bob Dorigo Jones, there is a book about such labels and it’s called Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest and Wackiest Warning Labels Ever. Jones is also the host of the annual Wacky Warning Label contest. Last year’s winner was “Danger! Avoid Death” which appeared on a small tractor manufactured by New Holland.

Below is Bob Dorigo Jone’s top ten list for the stupidest, silliest and wackiest warning labels he has come across.

10. A warning on a wood router says:  “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”

9.  A five-inch brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end cautions: “Harmful if swallowed.”

8.  A letter opener carries this warning,  “Caution: Safety goggles recommended.”

7.  A vanishing fabric marker warns: “The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.”

6.  A bag of livestock castration rings warns,  “For animal use only.”

5.  A label on a washing machine warns, “Do not put any person in this washer.”

4.  A label on a small tractor cautions:  “Danger!  Avoid Death.”

3.  A portable toilet seat called the “Off-Road Commode” that attaches to a vehicle’s trailer hitch warns: “Not for use when vehicle is in motion.”

2.  A popular scooter used by children throughout the United States warns: “This product moves when used.”

And, his all-time favorite…

1.  A label on baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding.”

Seriously now, what does that list say to you about how stupid Americans are?

I think it is high time that people, especially those in positions of authority, realized that when it comes to Sea Shepherd  Society, despite the good work the activists do, Paul Watson is a danger to those he leads into the battles they fight to save animals. There is something not right in this guy’s head, and while people might think he’s all there, he’s not.

Case in point, the anti-whaling protests in the waters of Antarctica, where the Japanese claim they are killing whales for scientific research.

WTF is he thinking, sailing his ship into the path of a harpoon boat, and taunting the crew aboard that ship. Were not talking about just playing chicken here, because in the game of chicken somebody gets out of the way at the last minute, but this past Saturday (yesterday here in Oz) the self-proclaimed skipper of the Bob Barker didn’t do that.

At the very least, somebody (like the skipper for example) should have told the helmsman to steer the Bob Barker out of the path of the Yushin Maru 3, but that person didn’t and now the shit has hit the fan again with the activists claiming that it was a deliberate act on the part of the skipper of the Yushin Maru, to ram the Bob Barker. That’s just f***ing bullshit.

Ah, here’s what people should think about before jumping to any conclusions and blaming the Japanese for this high seas incident, it was the skipper of the Bob Barker that steered his ship into the path of the Japanese vessel, and do you have any f***ing idea how difficult it is for a ship to change course at the last minute?

Paul Watson is a menace, a high-risk menace at sea; to those he has command over and to others at sea on other ships. He needs to be shut down before somebody is killed. I’m telling to, he isn’t all there.

Granted he has a cause, a good one, but at the end of the day, it is becoming quite obvious that he is more than willing to put the lives of others on the line to fight for that cause. A skipper of a ship just doesn’t do that. A skipper’s first responsibility is to his crew. Paul Watson needs to be stopped.

This the second time that Sea Shepherd has deliberately sailed into the path of an oncoming Japanese ship, the first time ending with $1-million Ady Gil sinking. That boat sailed deliberately into the path of the Shonan Maru.

This time around, the damage to the Sea Shepherd vessel was above the waterline.

The other thing that is going on, and it shows just how f***ed in the head people are in this high seas battle, the activists trying to block the whalers from firing their harpoons–and how are they doing that, by putting themselves in the line of fire.

Of course the argument, “It’s their life, they can end it any way the want,” can be made, but just as soon as one of the activists loses his or her life, the blame for that death is going to be immediately cast upon the Japanese.

I’m telling you, Paul Watson has to be stopped, not from fighting for his cause, but for constantly jeopardizing the lives of not only his foes (the Japanese this time around), but that of the crew of the Steve Irwin and the Bob Barker.

He is yet to be identified, but look below and you will see what Crooked in Canada thinks should happen to that sick f*** in Surrey, British Columbia who was until he was busted by cops, involved in an international child pornography ring.

So far RCMP have managed to rescue six children, all under the age of eleven, the youngest being five.

Cops were tipped off about the pedo by an international source last month. He has been charged with sexual assault, invitation to sexual touching, and possessing, distributing, and making child pornography.

So I hear today (Saturday here, Friday there) that that retard (quick somebody call the PC police–I used the R-word) leading the NDP, Jack Layton, is going to make a public announcement about his leadership, that he might be stepping down.

It’s only a rumor of course, but suppose it isn’t, wouldn’t that be good news for a few members of his party, especially given the fact that since Jihad Jack climbed atop that shit pile, nothing much has changed for the NDP. Once a laughing stock, always a laughing stock I guess.

I know that there isn’t going to be too many NDP supporters who will openly admit that they agree with Crooked in Canada on this one, but they know I’m right about that how ineffective and useless Jack has been since he was given the keys to the office.

Yep, for a guy who was supposed to change the party’s political fortunes, he hasn’t done badly, but he hasn’t done f*** all for Canada. The party first, Canadians second, that’s how he ranks his and his party’s priorities.

The guy has definitely gained a few seats for his party since becoming leader.

What has it been, three elections now since he took over the party leadership. The NDP had 12 seats in the 37th Parliament when he climbed to the top of the shit pile. He gained seven more seats in the 38th Parliament, and than gained 10 more in the 39th Parliament.

And when the ballots were all counted in 2008, the party had 37 overpaid asses sitting in seats on Parliament Hill.

Not bad, but those seats have managed to do f*** all for Canadians and Canada really, not that anybody would expect that a bunch of whining sniveling NDP MPs could do much.

There is a lot more to being effective on “The Hill” then just filling the seats in the House of Commons with overpaid asses and bitching and complaining about this, that and the other thing. And rising to the defence of the dregs of society (and I’m certain the New Democrats did that a few times during Question Period)–like f*** off and let the bad guys fend for themselves Jack.

I will give Jack credit where credit is due though, and I will pat him on the back for accomplishing one thing since he became leader in 2003–that being; managing to use the 2005 budget as leverage to secure investments in affordable housing, training, public transit, energy efficiency, development assistance and wage protection.

That was like 5 years ago though, and I’m guessing that that $4.6 billion that was supposed to be spent in corporate tax giveaways, but instead was put into Jack’s plan, hasn’t come even close to doing what it was supposed to do.

Jack’s other claim to fame is barely worth mentioning given how unrealistic a goal it is, but he was the driving force behind the Climate Change Accountability Act and over PM Stephen Harper’s objections, he did manage to get the act passed.

Cutting climate-changing emissions by eighty per cent before 2050 though, Jack.

LIKE GET F***ING REAL BUDDY. THAT AIN’T GOING TO HAPPEN, AND HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING TO COST EVERYBODY AGAIN?

To all you NDPers in Canada, if Jack announces that he is stepping down as leader today, be sure to throw him a champagne party on a beer bottle budget, huh.

This just in–Jack has just informed the nation that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, and he will be staying on as leader.

F*** man, not even cancer can get this guy to see the light when it comes to his uselessness and detriment to the party whose political fortunes he was supposed to boost.

While the prostate cancer thing is terrible news for Jack and his family, Crooked in Canada is kind of wondering, “Will he be seeking treatment in the U.S., or is he going to keep it all Canadian?”

This is one of those times where Jack is actually going to have to put up a better fight than the ones he is known for in the political arena.

Yeah, yeah, I hit Jack while he was down, but hey, he would do the same to me if I were his political adversary.

But if it makes those who think I’m an asshole for picking on Jack now feel any better, “Sorry about your luck Jack. Hoping you can win this battle.”

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Noel Gallagher was lucky that Dan Sullivan didn’t open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on him about 18 months ago after a concert performance on Toronto Island, for if he had been on the receiving end of one, I don’t think he would have the balls to do what he is planning to do, deliver a victim’s impact statement at his assailant’s sentencing hearing. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME NOEL GALLAGHER?

Here’s an FYI for anybody who is of the same mind as me and thinking that this is all publicity stunt, Noel Gallagher has no f***ing room to whinge in a courtroom about being a victim. He’s a dickhead. He’s victimized a lot of fans in his rock and roll lifetime. Make no mistake about that.

What an asshole.

Where the f*** does he get off playing up the part of the victim. I’m talking about a guy who gets off on fighting with his fans, only this last time the fan got the better of him, sending him to hospital.

NOEL GALLAGHER, YOU ARE A F***ING TOSSER!

And Dan Sullivan, cheers to you and sorry about your luck, but you know what mate, you should have laid a bigger beating on him, made having to go all the bullshit you have had to go through for the past 18 months worth the shit kicking you, me and shit load of your friends know you could have given him.

Sometimes it just isn’t worth holding back.

Well, it looks like Abousfian Abdelrazik has decided to stick it to Canadian taxpayers to the tune of $27-million, and for what–his own f***ing stupidity, his reluctance to cooperate with Sudanese and Canadian authorities back in 2003 when he was taken into custody in Sudan, where according to him, he was tortured.

Yeppers you hardworking Canadian taxpayers, Abdelrazik wants to Maher Arar you for almost three times as much money Arar received from his lawsuit against taxpayers.

You know, I find it funny that this piece of shit, a guy I once defended in Crooked in Canada, is going out of his way to sue the very people who went out of their way to help him out with taxpayer’s money when he arrived in Canada, and was given refugee status.

F*** man, he cashed in back then, make no mistake about that–and now under the guise of suing the Conservative government, he is trying to burn Canadian taxpayers for another $27-million.

Like WTF man! What bullshit.

You know what my fellow Canadians, it’s about time you got up off your asses and did something about this kind of shit.

Aren’t you f***ing tired of doing the right thing for people like Abdelrazik, only to be stabbed in the back later?

Seriously, its taxpayer money that is going to end up compensating him whether he wins in court or settles out of court.

In reality though, it should be the Liberal Party of Canada Abdelrazik should be suing, not the Conservative government. It was the Liberals who were in power when all this shit started to go down with Abdelrazik, and I am going to assume that Abdelrazik made things worse for himself after he was taken into custody by Sudanese authorities.

The only thing the Conservative government is guilty of is not cleaning up the mess the Liberals left behind fast enough, and that’s hardly worth $27-million. Would you not agree?

Back in 2003 maybe Abdelrazik should have been a little more co-operative with Sudanese authorities. Maybe he should have put his arrogance; you know that smug attitude he would have had during his interrogation. I can just hear him now, “I AM A CANADIAN. I HAVE RIGHTS. YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. BLAH, BLAH, AND BLAH.” Trust me he would have laughed and spit in his interrogators faces.

I think if he was tortured, he got what he asked for. I also think he might have been a little smug with Canadian authorities, you know that sense of entitlement I think he would have had going on for himself. There is little doubt in my mind that most of the blame for Abdelrazik woes can be laid at his feet.

Lawsuit aside, the dumb f*** is also asking MPs to help him get his name removed from the UN’s no fly list.

Read that story here and read some of the comments too.

I wonder if he has hooked up with that other smug and arrogant naturalized Canadian, Suaad Hagi Mohamud yet, she who tried to circumvent Canada’s immigration laws for her sister by letting her use her passport to fly into Canada and then mailing the passport back  to Mohamud so she could return to Canada. It was quite a little scam she had going, but her sister got caught at the airport, and then the shit hit the fan. Mohamud is now suing taxpayers for $2.5 million.

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Aah yes, to the landed immigrants, the refugees, and the asylum seekers who end up in Canada, taxpayers have deep pockets, so sure, why not sue for as much as they can get, whether they are the makers of their own fate or not.

Let’s see, if Abdelrazik gets a few million dollars, Mohamud gets a couple of million, and then add that to what Maher Arar received, who or what programs lose out?

How many kids are going hungry in Canada again? How many pensioners is there that are barely scraping and can’t afford necessary surgery again? How many daycare centers are needed? I could go on and on.

This kind of shit has to stop. Yes, I agree that sometimes the feds are to blame, but in the two instances, I have mentioned in this blog entry, most of the blame for what has happened to Abdelrazik and Mohamud can be laid at their feet.

That said Canada, how much did you pay in tax last year and are you getting a rebate this year, or do you owe?

Rational people living on this f***ed up planet take issue with honor killings, as they should, but short of committing genocide, there’s f*** all anybody can do about.

Honor killing–LMFAO because there is no honor in killing for any reason, except maybe when it comes to that Dr. Jack Kevorkian guy and a handful of people who want to, or are, emulating him.

Assisted suicide, depending on the amount of pain and suffering a terminally person is having to live through in their dying days seems reasonable, I guess. That’s where I stand on that particular subject anyway.

This honor killing bullshit though…Like I said, there’s f*** all anybody can do about it short of killing off those who are into that kind of retarded shit. Oops, somebody report me to the PC police–I used the “R-word”.

The Turks, they need their f***ing heads examined if they think a 16-year-old girl deserves to be buried alive because she was befriending boys. LIKE GET REAL YOU SICK F***KS AND MAY THOSE MILITANTS JUST OVER THE BORDER THERE IN IRAQ BOMB THE HELL OUT YOU.

Medine Memi’s body was found in a 2-meter-deep hole in a chicken coop a month and a bit after, she went missing. She was in a sitting up position and her hands were bound. I am going to assume that her hands were tied behind her back.

There were no bruises on her body and toxicology tests found no drugs in her system. She was alive, conscious and lucid when she was buried when she was buried by her grandfather and father. F***, is it any wonder Chemical Ali gassed the Kurds way back when?  F*** they are sick f***ing people, especially when it comes to their children apparently.

That said, if there are any Kurds in Canada that think that what happened to this poor girl is appropriate, the right thing to do, you might want to pack up your shit and get the f*** out of Canada.

Not only that, you had better hope for your sake that our paths don’t cross. You never know what I might do to you, especially if I happen to have a jar or squeeze bottle of French’s Mustard on me.

If you would have asked me thirty years ago if Canada should bring back the death penalty, I would have said, “No f***ing way man–are you kidding me, what if [they] strung up the wrong person,” and that would have pretty much been the end of the conversation for me.

Ask me that question right f***ing now and my thoughts wander over to that story about that Australian c*** (as my soon-to-be ex-wife calls her) who murdered her two children the other day.

Then there is that f***ing refugee that was sentenced to a measly three years in jail for murdering Shawn Chiasson in Calgary.

The two teens that fled a Bosco Homes’ group home and then murdered a couple before stealing their truck, what are they going to get, half-dozen years behind bars, max?

What about that sick f*** Dwayne Schoenborn in British Columbia?

He killed what was it again, three children, out of spite. He should be strung up by his neck too.

And there is that Greyhound cannibal Vince Li, he who killed that carnie worker while he was sleeping, and then turned around and convinced “the experts” and the courts that God told him to do it, therefore he shouldn’t be held criminally responsible for his actions.  He will be walking the streets of Canada one day. Wait and see.

My answer is yes Canada “BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY.” The country wants to get a handle on murder right, so yeah man, what better deterrent to would be and wannabe killers is there. Just watch Canada’s murder rate drop then.

The government could run public service announcements on television, radio and in the newspapers. Put up signs at bus stops, on buses and in them. The signs could read, “Thinking about ending somebody’s life today?” Followed by the phrase, “Don’t do it,” with a picture of hangman’s noose as an exclamation point. Hell ya, put signs up in high school hallways too.

People need a better reason not to kill than the threat of a few years in prison, and the threat of being frog marched to the gallows fits that bill.

Anyway, that c*** in Millet, Alberta–I really doubt she would oppose being put to death for her horrific crime committed out vindictiveness and spite. Think about it for a minute, Allyson McConnell tried to kill herself after she killed her 2-year-old son Connor and his 10-month old brother Jayden in the bathroom, only to fail at that.

The child killer jumped off an Edmonton bridge, wanting to die, and Canadian justice should be able to finish that job for her. If the death penalty was in play here, there is little doubt in my mind that she would be sentenced to death, unless of course her defence team was successful in using Canada’s NCR laws (not criminally responsible) in getting her off.

Instead though, Canadian taxpayers will be picking up the cost of the Gifford, New South Wales woman’s accommodation for as long as she has a breathe left in her, and then of course there is the cost of her trial, including the psychological assessments, blah, blah, and blah.

The woman’s murderous act was vindictive and spiteful, and at the end of the day, her life should end as quickly as she ended her children’s lives when she drowned them in the bathtub.

You could say that this 19-year-old New Zealand University student has found a creative way to pay her university fees, selling her virginity for $AU36-thousand. But in the same breathe though; you could say that she is more than just a little stupid, selling her cherry (virginity) to a total stranger.

Like what WTF man, when she does finally spread her legs for this guy, is she going to be armed with mace just in case, or will there be a 240-lb Maori standing close by just in case this virgin’s story starts heading for a horrifying climax?

The  young woman who is now known as “Unigirl”, received more than 1200 offers for her cherry from the more than 30,000 views her ad in the Waikato Times newspaper. The ad described her as an attractive young woman who was fit and healthy and had never been in a sexual relationship.

It will be interesting to see how Unigirl proves to, the idiot who is paying that kind of money for her cherry, that there has never been a man who has slammed his love muscle into her love canal.

Is there anybody in Canada who thinks terrorist are, credible, forthright and honest when it comes to the scrutiny of Canadian authorities, those they are trying to convince they are not as bad as others are making them out to be. Seriously, can somebody who is accused of being a terrorist or associated with terrorism, and facing deportation really be trusted to tell the truth about their involvement in terrorism?

That clown in the suit, hands in his pocket and grinning at the photographer who snapped the photo below, he might be thinking he can trick you into believing he hasn’t been hanging out with terrorists, perhaps conspiring to blow something Canadian up.

Yep, Mohamed Harkat, he who thinks there will come a day when he can sue Canada for his alleged mistreatment, is definitely think he can fool Canadians into believing that he never had anything to do with terrorists.

Monday in the Supreme Court of Canada, Harkat got up on the stand to say his piece in an effort to have one of the security certificates he has hanging over his lifted.

You know what– CG is thinking the motherf***er purgered himself, told a bald-faced lie on the stand when he said hat he has never run a safe house for Islamist extremists, this, despite classified and public evidence that leans more toward the fact that he did.

Like F*** OFF HARKAT! Does he like think Canadians are that f***ing stupid?

You know what I’m thinking, I’m thinking Canadian authorities should just put him on a plane and send him back to wherever it is he came from 15 years ago, and then deal with the consequences afterwards. Let Harkat fight his battle from overseas and via CCTV.

Canada should do something about that piece of shit wife of his too.

I bet she hasn’t been a fine upstanding Middle Eastern immigrant to Canada. Kick her out of the country with her husband. That will work.

I wonder what is in the file the RCMP, CSIS and local police have on that dumb bitch.

What was it the Conservative government was saying last week about the Youth Criminal Justice Act, something about tweaking it and not overhauling it, right?

In light of the ridiculous inappropriate and nonsensical sentence just handed to a teenage refugee in Calgary after stabbing to death Shawn Chiasson, three lousy f***ing years, HOW ABOUT SCRAPPING THE ACT ALL TOGETHER AND BRINGING THE JUVENILE DELIQUENT ACT, THE ONE I WAS CONVICTED UNDER WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD.

Granted, I didn’t commit murder, but you know what, it certainly put me on the straight and narrow, not that I haven’t gotten myself into trouble since then. I  punched a 15-year-old kid in the shoulder for threatening to cause some serious bodily harm to my then girlfriend with a gun he said he could get from his cousin. I should have beat the f***ing shit out of Dwayne Buckle, a teenager whose behavior was being blamed on his upbringing, blah, blah, and blah.

Yeah, looking back on it today, and considering that that event took place in my Calgary home, I should have beat the f*** out of the little prick. Instead, I punched him in the shoulder.

Who knows, maybe somewhere down the track, if he isn’t dead or locked up behind bars, maybe an opportunity will present itself where I can finish the job I should have finished then.

Anyway, I digress.

As long as the Canadian justice system continues to engage f***ed-in the-head experts to make excuses for a teenage killer’s behavior, they are always going to think that a couple of years behind bars I is f*** all for them to serve.

The experts in this particular case, they blamed the killer’s life of misfortunes, the bad breaks, his upbringing and his dysfunctional family. Like he didn’t know the difference between right and wrong though, huh ya morons.

Like come on, the 22-year-old Chiasson and his friend–what did they bring to that fight with Chiasson’s killer and a yet to be captured accomplice other than their fists and their feet. What, no guns?

I can’t believe that that f***ing piece of shit, somebody whose family has been supported by Canadian taxpayers since the arrive in Canada, is only going do a maximum of thirty-six months behind bars.

Not that there would be any consolation for the Chiassons two of those Canadian taxpayers, but the little f***er and his family should be put on a plane and sent back to wherever it was they came from.

The family had a chance to make good for themselves in Canada, and they didn’t do that, so f*** them. Turf their asses out of the country when whoever this kid is finishes his time.

The other thing is that this killer should be identified because as far as Crooked in Canada is concerned. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and if this kid can kill as wantonly as he did in December 2008, then so can his parents and any brothers and sisters he might have.

Canadians especially those living next door to this family, have a right to know who this family is, that public safety thing Canadians have a minister for coming to mind.

Want to know more about the absurdity of this particular case, then read this news article from the Calgary Sun.

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With the Winter Olympic Games only days away, I bet parts of British Columbia are raking in the cash at a pace never seen before, especially in the communities where sporting events are going to be showcased, like Whistler for example.

Ski hill operators there might lose out, but at the end of the day the all the hotel owners deep pockets up there on that hill at Whistler Blackcomb, will if it hasn’t started already, fill with cash.

I am not, nor will anybody be able to convince me that, being forced to shut down a few ski runs for a couple of weeks is going to put anybody in the red in those parts during the Winter Olympics.

I also don’t think those clowns that work on Wall Street at Fortress Investments LLC are going to be too hard done by either. But hey, don’t let that stop those dick whacks from trying to convince the Canadian government that they will be to the tune of US90-million Canadian taxpayer dollars.

Can you f***ing believe that, and get this; they are threatening to sue the government to get that money, your money my fellow Canadians. Like WTF man, who do these suits think they are kidding?

The argument these Wall Street wankers are trying to make to bolster their claim for compensation is that, they had an agreement with the Olympic organizing committee, which of course would have included the federal government of the day, which just happened TO BE THE LIBERALS.

I absolutely agree one-hundred per cent agree though that, yes the LIBERALS SHOULD HONOR THAT DEAL, but not the Conservative government. It isn’t their problem.

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Thinking ‘Bama might be that Afro-American cousin I don’t know I have. He might by your long lost cousin too and you just don’t know it yet. Got any genealogists in your family?

400 or so years ago, and this according to New England genealogy experts, ‘Bama’s mommy (Stanley was her name) and newly elected Massachusetts senator Scott Brown’s mommy Judith, were blood relatives, descendants of somebody who until now was a nobody, not even a passing thought, Richard Singletary.

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Yep, ‘Bama and Brown are tenth cousins–long lost ones.

You know what, this whole f***ing idea that Barack Obama is related not only to Republican senator Scott Brown, but George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Trueman and James Madison, is poppycock. Oh and hey, he’s related to that dope smoking Brad Pitt and one of the richest men in American, Warren Buffet.

F*** man, he’s related to everybody. Ain’t that right all you clowns at the New England Historic Genealogical Society?

Some people have way too much time on their hands, don’t you think.

I wonder how long it is going to be before one of “those experts” says, “Hey man, did you know that the 44th President of the United States is a descendant of the bin Laden family of Saudi Arabia and Idi Amin?”

Who knows, maybe Obama is related to you, huh.

Obama is related the latest elected Republican…Anything for attention and a f***ing headline.

Next “the experts” will be telling us that ‘Bama is related to former Klansman, Louisiana Republican and wannabe president, David Duke. Wouldn’t that make quite the headline?

Ya think ya might be related to one of these stone-faced historical figures?

Shout out to PM Stephen Harper, “Get ready mate, Omar’s mommy is going to sue now.”

So now that the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that, the federal government violated Omar Khadr’s constitutional rights, how long does anybody think it will be before the terrorist’s family files a lawsuit for compensatory damages–you know, take the Canadian taxpayer for a financial ride? I bet Maher Arar will offer his assistance to the family too.

That’s what is going to f***ing happen you know, in fact, I bet mommy has already spoken to a lawyer about it. That last little bit in the ruling, the one that says the government doesn’t have to do anything to right that wrong, being the motivating factor for Omar’s mommy to file a lawsuit against the feds and Canadian taxpayers. Wait for it Canada, because it is going to happen.

Oh well…The bright side I guess is that if she wins, at least she will be able to use that money to start paying her own way in Canada instead of relying on the goodness of that Canadian taxpayer to help tide her over.

The taxpayer is paying her way right, what with all the stress she must be under for being the mother of a couple of terrorist sons, right. Surely by now, and after what, almost 8 long years her son has been a guest of the U.S. military–she has played the card that says she can’t work because of the terrible stress terrorism has put her and her family under, right.

Wondering how much Omar’s mother, and maybe his grandmother and sister too, are going to file for now that the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that the Canadian government violated a terrorist’s rights, one who threw grenades for sport and made bombs for fun over there in Afghanistan before he was shot and captured by the Yanks.

Nothing like blaming the government for a terrorist and his family’s woes. You know what though, if any blame is to be assigned, then look no further than the Liberal Party of Canada and their government; after all, they were in power when Omar was captured, and for the couple of years after that.

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Canada’s new public safety minister, Vic Toews, has wasted no time in putting his stamp on his new portfolio as far as those with deportation orders hanging over their heads go. Take that f***ing KGB meathead who has been holed up in a Vancouver church since June of last year for instance, Mikhail Lennikov, if he ever he thought he had the slightest chance of having his deportation order overturned, well let’s just say with Toews calling the shots–he’s a goner now, headed back to Russia any day now.

Watch for the Canada Border Services Agency to do the exact same thing they did to Parminder Singh Saini last Wednesday just two days after his appeal was tossed out of court. Yep, Crooked in Canada figures it is only a matter of days now before agents march into the First Lutheran Church and drag Lennikov’s sorry ass out of there, and maybe if Ukrainians are lucky, that sad sack of shit he calls his wife boards the plane with him.

As for the son, Dimitri, I’m sure he has a few friends who will put him up while he figures out what to do with the rest of his life, though the better alternative would be for him to grow some balls and serve his country. The Russian army might be good for him, make him out to be something more than what his father has become, a coward, a liar, and a man who thinks he is above the law.

As for that clown that has thrown his support behind the Lennikovs, New Democrat MP Peter Julian, he can go and get stuffed, the law is the law.

Here’s hoping his constituents, patriotic Canadians I am going to presume, have the balls to turf his sorry ass out of Parliament come the next federal election.  It should be obvious to them by now that Mr. Julian has no respect for our immigration laws, what with his backing of a man who has gone out of his way to disrespect Canadian authority and the laws taxpayers pay them to enforce and uphold.

Cold War law or not Mr. Julian, the law is the law, and if the law says that Canada does not accept spies as residents, then Mikhail Lennikov’s ass should be put on a plane bound for Russia tomorrow.

Below is a photo of somebody else whose ass should be deported out of Canada pronto.

Nur Chowdhury is wanted in Bangladesh for his involvement in the assassination of the country’s founder, Sheikh Mujibur Rahman, who died with 27 others in a military coup in 1975.

The only thing that is stopping Canada from sending him back to Bangladesh is the fact that he has been sentenced to hang for his crime. Five of his co-defendants were executed last two days ago, and now Canada may reject calls to deport the army officer who is accused of firing the fatal shots.

That’s f***ing bullshit. He has been found guilty of assassinating a head of state, and if Canada doesn’t deport him, then they are guilty of harbouring a fugitive. That is not what Canada is all about.

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Too bad for Chowdhury that he might be executed. He should have given more thought to the consequences of his actions when he pulled the trigger. It’s also too bad for him that the daughter of the man he killed is now the Prime Minister of Bangladesh. She wants justice for her father’s assassination, and she is going to get it one way or the other.

At the end of the day though, the right thing for the Canadian government to do, is to send the former Bangladeshi diplomat back to India answer for his crime. He isn’t Canada’s problem, and too f***ing bad for Chowdhury if they do string him up. An eye for an eye.

Crooked in Canada congratulates PM Stephen Harper for finally gaining control of the Senate with his latest appointments to the Upper Chamber: Bob Runciman, Vim Kochar, Pierre-Hugues Boisvenu, Elizabeth Marshall and Rose-May Poirier.

With those five appointments, the Tories now fill 51 seats in the Upper Chamber, compared to 49 for the Liberals. There are five independent members who hold the balance of power, and rumor has it they it is a rare occasion when you will find them on the same page as the Liberals.

Now if only the Conservatives can win themselves a majority in the next federal election, which if PM Stephen Harper is smart about it, Canadians should be headed for sometime later this year. That’s right, Crooked in Canada is predicting that one way or the other, Canadians are going to the polls later this year and if PM Harper forces that election, a majority government will be theirs for the taking. He wouldn’t force on otherwise, right.

As for the Liberals forcing an election–well that would be just f***ing stupid on their part. They are not in a position to make gain anymore seats than they already have, in fact they would probably lose a few. Not only that, they won’t be able to afford to run an election campaign, not this year anyway. A smart Liberal would already know that though, right?

Then of course, there is his government’s victory in the courtroom.

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa. Too f***ing bad for Omar Khadr supporters that the Supreme Court of Canada has said they are going to let the government make the call on whether or not they should ask the United States to return him to Canada, you know set him free instead of allowing the Americans to seek their own kind of justice when it comes to the murder Omar committed and his supporting terrorism.

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Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa–the little f***ker is gonna go down, and down, down, down the motherf***er is going to go. If it were my call to make, I would stand up in front of brick wall and put a bullet in the worthless smiling bomb making mujahadeen killing machine.

Too bad the Americans won’t be executing this prick-huh?

There is some good news for Omar and his supporters though.  He is among the Guantanamo detainees who is scheduled to be transferred to a prison in the State of Illinois. Yep, he’s headed to the stomping grounds of the 16th President of the United States Abraham Lincoln and that clown running the U.S. now–Barack Hussein Obama.

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Speaking of Barack his popularity in the U.S. as we all know now thanks to Fox News, is plummeting faster than a Taliban insurgent who has been tossed off the Sears building in downtown Chicago.

Yep, Omar can say goodbye to Guantanamo and hello to Thomson Corrections Center–a facility 240k west of the “Windy City”.  He is expected to arrive there sometime between now and July–whenever the feds finish upgrading the facility.

In the mean time, a think the Supreme of Court of Canada deserves a pat on the back for making the right call.

You can read the Supreme Court of Canada ruling here.

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