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Masseur Drops Lawsuit – ‘What a stroke of luck and happy ending for John Travolta’

One of the two masseurs who accused John Travolta of sexual assault has dropped his $2 million lawsuit, but the other one is still going ahead with his case.

Crooked in Canada doesn’t give a shit whether JT choked his chicken in front of a masseur for that happy ending or not, nor does he care if JT sucks dick, but what this blogger would really like to know is, “How much did it cost JT to silence Joe Doe 1?”

To make John Doe 1 go away CC’s reckons JT offered up a big chunk of change to his accuser, you know,  to get him to keep his mouth shut and to walk away from the $2 million lawsuit he filed against JT.

Have a good think about it people — the last thing JT wants, and being the Scientologist that he is (Scientology really frowns upon homosexuality), is the bad kind of publicity the lawsuits filed against him will bring.

Money is no object for JT, if it means he can shut the masseurs up and avoid having “the real story” told about him and the masseurs played out in the media, where it could get quite ugly for him.

It is beginning to look like John Travolta might get that happy ending after all. Good luck to him.

Tom Cruise in Playboy – ‘Like WTF!’

Hey, how about that little tiny Tommy “boy” Cruise, what an amusing Scientologist he is, and like how fucking hard it must be for  that teenie, weenie little fella who,  if it wasn’t for his good looks wouldn’t have had a hope in hell of every becoming the overpaid and overrated actor he became.

There is definitely no Oscar in Tom Cruise’s  future but he does have that “trophy wife,” who at the end of the day, is twice the actress her husband could ever be an actor.

Katie Holmes, as foolish as she was to hook up with her childhood idol, can act and there is an Academy Award nomination in her future, perhaps more than the three her husband has been nominated for but never won.

In a couple of days time,  the June issue of Playboy magazine hits the stands, and in it there is an interview with the almost 50 year-old Cruise.

Why Playboy would think a man would be interested in reading a Cruise interview in a magazine they only buy for the glossy and airbrushed photos of very beautiful and naked women is anybody’s guess.

Most men buy the magazine to so that they have something to “spank their monkey” to, not because of the stories and interviews.

WHO magazine has been provided with an exclusive first look at the June edition of Playboy in which Cruise attempts to dispel rumours about himself, and talks up veiled threats to sue anybody who writes personal things about him and his family. Other than that, there isn’t much substance to the interview in which most of what he says nobody really gives a flying fuck about.

It really sucks to be Tom Cruise, but oh I would like to have his money and of course, that trophy wife of his who according to rumours on the worldwide web from time to time, isn’t very happily married — something about Nicole Kidman’s ex being too controlling and not exactly capable of stimulating her with pleasant conversation and carnal fulfillment.

So the rumours go anyway.