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WTF! Again Your Honor? Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Slap On The Wrist

What is up with the judge in the most recent Lindsay Lohan court appearance, and those before him, are they all fucking afraid to do the right thing by her and lock her up behind bars where she belongs for her lack of respect for laws and "rules of society" she keeps breaking? Maybe they are on the take, cashing in big time everytime that silly little bitch makes a court appearance.

Nobody knows for sure what motivates judges to cut Lindsay Lohan some slack every time she breaches her probation or breaks the law, and then appears before them, but one thing everybody knows is that Lohan has been getting away with way too much shit.

Surely Crooked in Canada (CC) isn't the only publication that thinks Lindsay Lohan should have been put behind bars a long time ago, where she could have been forced to participate in a 12 step program for prison inmates.

90 days in a rehab facility, 18 months in therapy (yeah right -- too fucking funny, like that is going to fix what is wrong with that silly bitch before she kills someone) and 30 days of community service is what she ended up with for her latest criminal act: reckless driving and lying to police.

LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU JUDGE JAMES DABNEY?

That silly bitch should have been thrown in jail for 18 months, but for whatever reason (perhaps he is getting sexual favours Lindsay Lohan) the judge seen fit to slap the "trainwreck waiting for a time and place to happen" on the wrist again.

It's bullshit and the sentiment among Hollywood celebrities is the same as this Crooked in Canada Blog blogger, that silly little bitch should be in jail.

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OMG! WTF! How can you not feel sorry for this kid?

Celebrity mudslinger Perez Hilton has become a parent for the first, and hopefully, the last time.

My god, who in their right fucking mind would carry that douche bag's child, or for that matter, let him adopt one? Somebody has fucked up and it's going to come back and bite them in the ass one day -- Hilton being the low-life lying scumbag that he is when it comes to his parenting skills I'm sure. Fuck, he has none, and won't it be an imposition for him, what with the amount of time he is going to have to spend with his son.

If he thought being a parent was too much of an imposition back when he said as much when he was explaining why he didn't have children ...

Well let's just say that now that he has bought and paid for a child, you can bet your sweet ass he is going to find his son just as much of a nuisance and annoyance as Casey Anthony did with her now dead daughter, Caylee. Not that Mario Lavandeira will ever get away with murdering a child.

He might not be above disposing of one however.

You just never know with creeps like him. And oh aren't the congratulatory tweets on Twitter he is receiving from celebrities a little over the top?

Seriously, how many of those celebrity tweets are sincere, huh?

If ever there was a child to feel as sorry for as American mom and dads felt when Caylee Anthony's tragic story played out in the media, the sniping celebrity blogger's child is that child.

What others are saying online, as their comments appeared on blogs.babycenter.com:

"Perez Hilton is now a father. Of a child. Like… Someone actually gave Perez Hilton a baby. PEREZ HILTON HAS A HUMAN CHILD. I need a minute.”

"At least you’re not perez hilton’s child’ is what i’m going to whisper to myself every time i feel down from now on.”

“Perez Hilton is now a dad? What creature agreed to procreate with it/him/her?”


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Just Saying About Aboriginal Issues In Canada – ‘The United Nations is full of shit!”

on 17/05/2013 at 8:56 pm
Posted In: National News Headlines, Personally Speaking

Canada’s treatment of aboriginal people faces global scrutiny

CC grew up in Canada, and while being gainfully employed in that country, I spent many, many hours with members from the indigenous community, and in fact was a therapeutic foster parent for more than a just a couple of native Canadian indigenous children back in this blogger’s Calgary days.

To this day I remain in contact with some of the people I worked with while living and working in Regina and Calgary.

Tell you what folks, Canada’s natives are not doing any better than they were doing back in the day, back when some native children were placed in this blogger’s care.

A therapeutic foster home — how many of this blogger’s followers know what that is, what its all about, and what it takes to manage one. Yeah that’s right, CC knows some fecking things about foster care in Alberta, and children from dysfunctional families in Saskatchewan.

In both provinces the children who were placed in care back when this blogger worked as a childcare worker, foster parent, program facilitator for paroled federal inmates (yeah that’s right — been there done that too in my life time), blah, blah, blah not to mention some time at Dr. Gordon Townsend School in the Alberta Children’s Hospital. This blogger has experienced and knows some shit about welfare and social services in Canada, and what the feck is going on with the native population.

And between you and Crooked in Canada, CC and his de facto partner were once nominated for a Foster Parent of the Year Award in Alberta. Yeah, really. Too bad about that teenager I punched for threatening my de facto during what was a 4 or five hour episode perpetuated by an asshole whose mother really didn’t give a feck about him — not enough to change her ways so that the youth in question could be returned to his mother’s care.

Naah, his mom just didn’t give a shit, and that is how he ended up in our suburban home in Calgary, as did a few native children; one as young as five, and believe it or not, still in diapers.

BJ couldn’t talk — but he was a natural when it come to playing baseball in the backyard.

Believe it or not, this blogger once had to take this particular child for a supervised home visit on a reserve not far from Cochrane, Alberta.

What a feckin’ experience that turned out to be.

So now and as it has been for a while, Canada is taking heat for the way its indigenous population is living and being treated. Bullshit to that United Nations and anyone else who is on the same page as the UN every time they accuse Canada of treating its native population like shit.

That is old and unproven allegation in this blogger’s lifetime so far.

What fecking nonsense — total feckin’ bullshit.

Blame the aboriginal leaders if the finger of blame must be pointed at a tribal leader or elder. They fecked up and maybe a few of them even lined their pockets with all that money the federal government has given them during pretty much this 51-year-old blogger’s entire lifetime.

Just making an observation man.

Native leaders, try as the might, have done nothing but cash in; cash in a little for the band and the reservation, and cash in big time for themselves. You will never, ever convince this blogger (due respect for my native FB friends) that native leaders across one of the best countries to live in, are not responsible for the living conditions  his or her people, and their failure to evolve with generations and society.

This blogger is sorry, but he has seen a lot of and has been in a lot of, shit with aboriginals in Ontario, Saskatchewan and Alberta and you know what, seeing what is going on today, many, many years later, is no fecking different than it was back in this blogger’s social services industry days.

Stop blaming the government for what the native leaders have not done for their people.  The Indians have nobody to blame but them fecking selves and should have done something about their leaders a long fecking time ago — like make them accountable for their many failures of their people.

Just saying that the United Nations is full of shit when it comes to plight of aboriginals in Canada.

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Things Mrs Brown Might Say About Terrorists and Killer Drug Dealers

on 23/04/2013 at 4:09 pm
Posted In: Border Security, Inquests, Probes and Scandals, Terrorists, Trafficking, War-Criminals

That piece of shit terrorist in Boston shouldn’t have been taken alive. He should be dead already not lying in a hospital bed.

A bullet to the back of the head while he was lying in the back of that boat — that’s what should have happened to the second Boston Marathon bomber.

Surely U.S. authorities when it comes to technology have some of the best shit going and could have taken the piece of shit out and then spun a story about the bomber not wanting to be taken alive.

Nope, the order should have been, “Shoot on sight. Shoot to kill.”

Naah, he should be dead not lying in a hospital bed.

Less than a week after that terrorist act, cops in Canada are saying they’ve thwarted a plot to carry out a major terrorist attack on a train in Toronto.

This blogger is thinking, “Just stop letting practising Islamists and their families into the country ya morons. And round up the others already in Canada; every Muslim man, woman and child.” Feck em!

Two men both in their 30s have been charged with conspiracy to carry out a terrorist attack and “conspiring to murder persons unknown for the benefit of, at the direction of, or in association with a terrorist group.

Muslim extremists come from all over the world, and guess what, immigration authorities and national security agencies have let heaps in since 9/11 and these two guys are in Canada because immigration authorities and border security aren’t doing their fecking their job properly.

Feck what Public Safety Minister Vic Toews says about the threat of homegrown terrorism. It’s a lot fecking worse in Canada then he is letting on.

The al Qaeda has sleeper cells throughout Canada, make no feckin’ mistake about that, and a successful terrorist attack is inevitable.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police aren’t always going to get their man.

And CSIS? Feck them!  Like they could ever prevent a terrorist from blowing up something big in Canada.

The RCMP are good at what they do when it comes to national security, they do a pretty good job, but they can’t do it by themselves and essentially that is what they are doing across the country. They know more than what they are telling government officials and the media.

The RCMP is on top of the threat that Muslims pose to Canada, but their hands are tied by the idiots running the country.

Immigration authorities need to make more of an effort for the RCMP to be effective too, but that isn’t likely given that their hands are also tied by the idiots running the country.

It’s time for Canada to shut the gate on refugees coming from war torn countries, and economical refugees from the Middle East and African nations too.

Sooner or later the homegrown terrorists that have been leaving Canada to blow up shit and take hostages in other countries are going to be asked to blow up shit and take hostages in Canada. It’s only a matter of time.

Oh and as it should have been for the Boston Marathon bomber, the two would be train bombers should have never been taken alive either, not unless there’s a Guantanamo Bay in Canada Crooked in Canada doesn’t know about.

Somebody should have put a bullet between their fucking eyes too.

And last but certainly not least,  how about that Islamic terrorist bitch who became a Canadian citizen after leaving Iran?

That 50-year-old woman is a suspect in a bus bombing in Bulgaria now. She could have easily done the same thing in Canada you know. Lucky she didn’t, eh?

The yet-to-be identified naturalized citizen is yet another reason why Canada should be slamming the gate on refugees. Where there is smoke there is fire and there is a lot of fires burning in Canada underground that nobody knows about yet.

That’s what feckin’ happens when you let too many Islamic refugees into the country.

Then there are these two pieces of shit in Australia, drug dealers who may have murdered an Australian cop’s daughter, and gotten away with it until now.

Alexander George O’Sachy should be headed to the gallows if he is ever convicted of killing a 15-year-old girl who for whatever reason wound up in the care of the child safety department, as should should his piece of shit brother, Daniel.

Unfortunately though, as it is in Canada, there is no death penalty, and both Daniel and Alexander unlike their victim, will live on if they are ever charged with Leanne Melissa Thompson’s murder.

Her death was ruled an assisted suicide but now it is being looked at as a murder after a witness at an inquest testified that she saw what really went down from her window and it was no suicide.

They were neighbours.

Linda Hart says she saw O’Sachy (who by the  has already been convicted of having unlawful carnal knowledge of the girl) and his brother beating the teenage girl and then hanging her from a rafter.

A cop’s daughter huh, like seriously, how fucking dumb are these two drug dealers, right?

By the time the coroner’s inquest is finished, most Australians, having read something about what happened to Leanne Melissa Thompson or having heard something on the radio or television about it, will probably be saying that these two feces of society should be put to death for what they did to Leanne, and that whoever was running the Queensland Child Safety Department at the time of Leanne Melissa Thompson’s death should pay a heavy price too.

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Won’t Santa Claus Be Pissed, Huh Kids?

March 28, 2013

Hunters on a British island near Antarctica have slaughtered 3500 reindeer that if it hadn't been for the Norwegians 100 years ago, wouldn't have been there in the first place.

Apparently reindeer are a threat to the native wildlife there and that's why they were corralled into pens and slaughtered.

It would have been like "shooting ducks in a pond" for the 16 Sami reindeer herders Norway sent in to do the the dastardly deed.

Santa Claus can't be too happy about that, and neither will animal rights groups and activists, who for whatever reason have had very little to say about the cull organized by Martin Collins, the chief executive of the government of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, places this Crooked in Canada blogger never heard of until today.

The venison from the cull is being sold to residents of the Falkland Islands and passing cruise ships.

Next year the Norwegians are going to massacre 1500 more reindeer.

France has plans to do the same to the reindeer it introduced a century ago to the Kerguelen Islands in the Southern Indian Ocean. CC is wondering how much of that venison is going to end up on Australian dinner tables whenever the French get around to eradicating those reindeer?

Naah, no fucking way man, there is no way Father Christmas will be happy about that either.

Click here to read the CNews story

Total Fucking Bullshit! These Demented Old Men Should Die In Prison

Crooked in Canada doesn't buy for one second that an 93-year-old pedophile is too ill to stand trial.

Seriously, if it was only two years ago that a 93-year-old Karl Joseph Kraus was well enough to commit to commit sex crimes in Thailand, then he must be on his death bed now if he is too ill to stand trial for sexually abusing four sisters two years ago, the youngest of whom was only 5-years-old. That piece of shit, as it should be anybody accused of the same crimes Kraus is accused of.

Naah, that sick bastard deserves to spend the rest of his life behind bars, and die there too.

And given his age, how many more children has he raped during the 93 years he has been on the planet, huh?

Not only does Kraus need to be punished for the crimes some would say only Catholic priests get away with committing, there needs to be further criminal investigations launched to find out just how many children he has raped in his lifetime.

And make no mistake about it, there is now way Klaus only became a pedophile at the ripe old age of ninety-one. No fucking way man. He's been raping children for decades and up until now has gotten away with it.

Read more about this demented and perverted old man's story here

And in a related story, a 78-year-old Canadian man has been charged with engaging in sex acts with Cuban children. Apparently James McTurk made a holiday out of pedophilia and visited Cuba on a regular basis solely for that purpose.

He needs to spend the rest of his life in jail too.

Read more about this sick fuck's story here

Teenage Dirt Bags

Kids today have more fucking balls than brains and sometimes they are so fucked in the head when it comes to shit they have to endure, although some of the shit they have to put up with sometimes is brought on themselves.

Like Crooked in Canada (CC) said, "kids today have more balls than brains."

While CC would like to think that most teenagers are rational, there is no doubt in CC's mind that there are some fuckwitted teenagers living on this planet whose lifespans are going to be relatively shorter than that of most of teenagers.

Teenagers are more often than not the "makers of their own fate" in CC's opinion and dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes too. Just sayin' man.

One such kid is the Sydney, Australia teenager who died while trying to "settle a score" with another kid, a kid who was 'talking shit' about him at Sarah Redfern High School (SRHS) a couple of years ago. Push apparently came to shove at SRHS and now Aaron James is dead after he was pushed and wobbled onto the street where he collapsed.

There will of course be no murder charges in this case, because those kinda accidents can happen, especially when it comes to teenagers who don't look after themselves, or think they are tougher than they really are.

The moral of this story, if there is one to be taken from it; don't go around spreading rumours at high school because you could end up dead like the kid in this story did.

This blogger admits that he does feel bad for the Aaron James's family, and of course the kid who "really didn't mean to kill James on purpose," but the latter kid should at the very least, be facing manslaughter charges. He should be held and made accountable for his actions.

He should be punished to some degree, as should all teenagers who take the life of another, whether it is unintentional or not.

Teenagers get away with way to fucking much these days, including murder, and the kid who killed Aaron James should do some time for his unintentional crime. Lock the bastard up your honour.

AND ANOTHER FUCKING THING!!! JUSTIN BIEBER, CLEAN UP YOUR ACT YOU FUCKWIT!!!

Fuck CC man, wasn't he a tool last week in the UK. For crying out loud, for the 50 plus years the Rolling Stones have been partying hard between performances, none of them have ever thrown up on stage during a concert have they?

Aah huh, Justin Bieber is a great fucking role-model for kids, huh?

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