Crooked in Canada

Jesus H Christ, how can the RCMP expects Canadians to trust them as being capable at doing their job when  one  officer sees a name on a driver’s license he or she should have immediately recognized, but doesn’t, and therefore provides  Kyle McKee with an opportunity to escape.

Like how f***ing inept do the RCMP look in this escape? I can see that this generation of Royal Canadian Mounted Police isn’t going to amount to too much in the future.

Like what WTF man, where is the RCMP doing their recruiting, the video arcade.

The fact that Aryan Guard founder and leader McKee was able to give the RCMP the slip while they were running him through the system from the side of gravel road in Regina, is testament to how inept the RCMP can be sometimes. And to think people, Regina is where they train them.

LMRCMPAO; McKee sped away in his red Dodge Dakota when the Mountie returned to his cruiser to run a check on his name.

Like WTF again man, there was a nationwide warrant for this clown, and you know what, when the Mountie saw the name on the driver’s license McKee handed him, bells and whistles should have went off.

Think about it, he was wanted for a bomb attack and two counts of attempted murder; McKee’s name should have been burned into every Mounties memory, but for some reason it wasn’t, and this despite the amount of publicity this story is getting in western Canada.

From the astrologers at MSN:

You have a great ability to be a teacher. Today this part of you could come out in your interactions with loved ones. You might help a family member pick up a new skill. Or you could assist your children with their homework. You might find that you are a great coach! Speak clearly and in an enthusiastic way to get your point across. You could feel a lot of satisfaction sharing your knowledge with others.

LMFWhiteAO, rolling on the f***ing floor. Ability to be a teacher huh. Kind of been there, done that and bought the tee shirt, and you know what-you only get through to those who want to understand, learn how to make their lives better for themselves.

Having said that, I should learn to practice what I used to preach I suppose, because if I did, I would probably be a whole lot better off than I think I am.

Help a family member pick up a new skill. Hmm, I wonder about that. You know what they say about teaching an old dog new tricks.

Naah-ah, not interested in teaching my wife any new skills either. I’ll leave that up to the boys and girls in Sydney. She has a lot going on down there. I’m sure somebody, if he hasn’t already, will teach her a thing or two. I know when the time is right, I’ll be teaching him a thing or two. Looking for to bumping into them one day, but that’s another story for another day.

Do I sound out of sorts? You would be right if you assumed that after reading this horoscope shit I’m reacting to.

I used to be a coach you know. I used to coach wheelchair hockey players in Calgary, but that was a long time ago. I always try to speak clearly, but people around me lately have selective hearing, hearing only what they think will make things better for them or in some instances, something they can twist into a story that better suits them, if that makes any sense. Maybe I’m not speaking clearly at the moment. I don’t feel any satisfaction sharing my knowledge about anything lately, but that’s because I’m usually in a venting kind of way.

From Y! Astrology:

If you can’t do it yourself, maybe you shouldn’t attempt to do it at all. Support may be forthcoming, but it’s on someone else’s schedule. In the hours that it takes to wait and explain, you could probably handle matters on your own. Organization is the key to your success. Making sure everything is in its place before you start will save endless time in the long run. Proving this to yourself now is money in the bank for next time.

Jesus Christ, where do astrologers come up with this shit?

There are some things I want to do, but just can’t do by myself, like figure out a way to make a decent amount of money from my blogging, not that I expect anybody to help me out with that, but it would be nice if somebody would come forward and you know, lend a helping hand. I would make it worth their while if they made it worth my while, if you know what I mean.  Funny how my horoscope for today say support may be forthcoming, because to be honest here, I could use a little right now, not that my life is such that I won’t be able to work shit out for myself. If being organized were the key to my success, Woohoo, I would probably be living on Easy Street by now.

After being held hostage in Somalia for the past 15 months, Canadian journalist Amanda Lindhout has been released, and short of plane crash on route to Canada, she should be safe in the arms of her family within days, perhaps even by this time tomorrow depending on how fast she is debriefed.

Having said that, I have to wonder what is up with that Beverly Giesbrecht Islamic sympathizer. She too is apparently “a kidnapped journalist” who last March was supposed to have been beheaded if Canada to ante up a shitload of ransom money for her release.

No word if she is still alive or not, but CG is betting she is, and that as CG has said many times, the Giesbrecht kidnapping thing is/was nothing more than a scam she put together with her jihad loving mates to raise some cash for a terrorist related activity or two in Pakistan.

An Australian journalist who was kidnapped with Ms. Lindhout was also released. Nigel Brennan has spoken to his sister since his release, but has since been told to belt up.

Rumor around Oz is that the families of both captives paid a $1-million ransom.

Your Daily Horoscope Virgos

Today you could decide to be very practical about your romantic life, donald. If you are single right now, you could be coming up with a list of strategies that will help you to meet someone. Maybe you will post a Personals ad on the Internet or in a newspaper. You’ll be careful about how you word it so that the right people respond. Use your logic combined with your creative mind to attract some good people!

Like that one is too f***ing funny. It comes from MSN Astrology.

No I’m not single, not quite anyway, but I will be one day. That’s just the way my life is going at the moment.

Oh well, it sucks to be me, but that’s a story I’ll be telling later on, much later on.

If and when I do become single again, I won’t be needing a list of strategies to bring somebody new into my life either, and no I won’t be using the Internet or a personal ad in the newspaper to find that “hook up”. I have been there, done that, and bought the tee shirt, sort of. I have never used a personal add to meet women, thats what social networking sites and bars are for, right?

The idea is to get things expanding — your mind, your regular routine, your circle of friends. Doing just one thing different will have a very effective ripple effect. Invite someone unusual to lunch, take that knitting class, or try skydiving. Once the ball is rolling, it’ll be hard to stop it — not that you’d want to. The new possibilities are tremendous.

The astrologers at Y! Astrology isn’t exactly bang on. I do need to expand my horizons in friendships, my day-to-day routine, but I’m not so sure about my mind. I can only put so much shit in there, and right now it is kind of overflowing.  I don’t eat lunch, and even if I did I certainly wouldn’t be inviting anybody strange to join me. I don’t knit, but if I was in prison I might. I ain’t going to jump out of plane, but I might jump off a cliff.

New possibilities? There will be as many of them as I create for myself, but like I sort of said, I have way too much on my plate right now. So no, there weren’t be too many new possibilities popping up for me, not yet anyway.

You know what I mean Brett from The Calypso?

How’s it going mate? Looking forward to hooking up with you  soon.