Crooked in Canada

Julie Couillard cannot be faulted for the Conservative MP for Beauce Maxime Bernier’s stupidity and lack of common sense when it comes to his role as a representative of the Canadian people and she shouldn’t, but she shouldn’t expect us to believe that she somehow managed to convince outlaw motorcycle gang member turned rat, Stephane Sirois to leave the biker life if he wanted to marry her.

She also shouldn’t expect us to believe that she has been able to put the biker way of life she lived behind her either.

She may not be associating with “the bikers” now, but I’m sure she is still in their radar, and I have no doubt that she has formed some friendships with other biker chicks along the way that she maintains today. She may not be f**king a biker, but in some way, shape or form she is still f**king around with them.

She’ll never convince me that she is no longer a part of the “biker scene”. Once a biker’s chick, always a biker chick. That’s just the way it is when it comes to outlaw motorcycle gangs. Their women all but belong to them.

If Julie Couillard read Crooked in Canada, or if I knew her personally, the following is what I would be saying to her:

“Get f**king real Julie! You may have the tits and the looks to cause bikers to drool at the mouth and want to ride you like the Harleys they like to straddle, but at the end of the day those two assets, aren’t enough to cause a biker to change their ways and there is no way in hell you had that much control over a bikers thoughts and emotions.”

How stupid and naive does Couillard think people like myself are when it comes to outlaw motorcycle gang members? I’ve been around bikers most of my adult life due to my employment as a bartender in bars that frequented often by bikers, and I know a little something about the biker mentality, and the chicks they like to run around with. Couillard my be a good piece of ass to them, but at the end of the day that’s all she is and I hardly think she wielded enough influence with any hardcore bikers when it came to seeing things her way.

Until the now disgraced former foreigner affairs minister hooked up with her, Couillard was a nobody, a chick that obviously liked to live on the edge and didn’t mind associating with outlaw motorcycle gang members in the Rock Machine and Hells Angels, otherwise she wouldn’t have become involved in the biker way of life in the first place. Now she’s all over the news, and her story is being recounted in countless newspapers and television news segments all over the world. And she has the nerve to say her life is ruined. Chequebook journalism goes a long way when it comes to people like herself who have a sensational story to tell about sex, organized crime and government officials.

Trust me, Couillard is cashing in big time now that that story of her involvement with a Canadian politician is being shown on the CNN and FNC news tickers at the bottom of our television screens, and in newspapers around the world. Her life has been turned upside down, yeah right. Good on her for cashing though. I expect she is going to make a small fortune telling her story, more than enough to buy her the privacy in her life she claims she has lost, and to put her on easy street for quite a long time, if not for the rest of her life.