Crooked in Canada

Two women picking berries in Grassy Narrows, Ontario which is about 230 kilometres northeast of Winnipeg, are making the most of their berry picking experience by claiming they saw what I think is nothing more than a mythical creature, Sasquatch aka Big Foot.

This recent sighting would confirm that Sasquatch is how old now?

Obviously Sasquatch is quite the survivalist, given that he or she has avoided capture in the bush lands and forests of Canada for decades now. Other than a few doctored or staged photographs, the only proof that such a creature exists is in the minds of those people who claimed to have seen the hairy beast, and it’s not very credible evidence.

Sasquatch doesn’t exist, for if it did, somebody would have either captured it, or killed it by now. Of course like I said, Sasquatch could be quite the survivalist, having the skill and where-with-all to avoid capture by avid Sasquatch hunters, trackers and the paparazzi.

I’ll believe U.S. astronaut Edgar Mitchell and his ridiculous notion that UFOs exists and the U.S. government is involved in a cover-up regarding their existence before I believe Sasquatch exists.

This latest sighting is as believable as the notion that Liberal MP Garth Turner is a rational human being and is going to the next leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, and we all know how stupid and unrealistic that notion is, right?

I think the two berry-pickers might have quite by accident bitten into what could quite possibly be a hallucinogenic berry, either that or they consumed some “magic mushrooms,” which would of course explain seeing something that was never there in the first place. I think others in the Grassy Narrows region might have also have ingested same, given that there are others in the region who are claiming that they too saw Sasquatch. Then again it could be something in the water.

I don’t doubt that in their mind they saw something, but our eyes can play tricks on us sometimes and I think that is what going on in this particular instance, though like I said, hallucinogenic berries (if there is such a thing) or magic mushrooms could have caused Helen Pahpasay and her mother to see something that wasn’t really there.

Whatever the reason, this latest sighting is going to stoke the fire that Sasquatch is alive and well in Canada, and will only prove that like many Canadians, Sasquatch likes to take leisurely afternoon strolls to bond with nature, or perhaps even pick berries.

That said, the only place that Sasquatch exists in the minds of those who are either under the influence of something hallucinogenic, or who live in a world of make believe.

Show me the “real deal” if you expect me to believe such a creature exists, or give me some of what those that claim to have seen Sasquatch have been eating, drinking or smoking.

Headline: Berry-pickers report Sasquatch sighting in northern Ontario-CBC News

Headline: Apollo Astronaut, Edgar Mitchell, Claims UFO Cover Up-THE HUFFINGTON POST