Crooked in Canada

How about those four American idiots that thought they could get close enough to democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama to “take him out”, are they f**king hilarious or what?

The first mistake in their plot was somebody coming up with the idea in the first place, followed by somebody approving the plan. Make no mistake about it; a high-ranking white supremacist gave the okay. Who knows, maybe David Duke signed off on the plot (I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he is somehow connected to this plot), or somebody close to him.

The drug addicted white supremacists have got to be the most retarded would-be presidential assassin in the history of the good ole U.S. of A and I bet white supremacists groups around the nation (including the Ku Klux Klan) are hanging their heads in shame, and well they should be since these four clowns make them look more than just a little stupid.

I doubt at this very moment they are proud of the trigger man, and I have no doubt in my mind that they are in damage control mode to ward off any attempt by one of the four suspects to point the finger of blame in their direction. Like I said, a high-ranking white supremacist okayed this assassination plot, and he or she is scrambling to cover their tracks now.

Lol, Therin Gartrell (the one that actually had the two high-powered rifles, a bulletproof vest and some drugs in his possession) is the poster child for all things retarded about white supremacists.

Gartrell was stopped by police for driving erratically in his rented pick-up truck (drugs will have that affect on a driver), and then following his arrest, Shawn Robert Adolph (there’s a surname every white supremacist would like to have) was arrested outside a hotel after jumping out of sixth-floor window to avoid arrest (lol, what an idiot-did he not think there would be cops waiting for him outside the hotel?). Then Nathan Johnson was arrested (he’s singing like a canary who wants a meth hit) and a yet to be identified woman. They are obviously a few bullets short of a clip, and at the end of the day if the plot turns out to be real (I think it was), all four of them will have a few years to get over their addiction to meth.

It is obvious to me that if one wants to be a white supremacist; he or she doesn’t have to have very much upstairs that it helps to have more balls than brains when it comes to being an armed white supremacist retard. Oh, and being on drugs help too.

You would think that when it comes to plotting cold-blooded murders, lynchings and assaults, white supremacists would have higher standards when it comes to recruiting members.

Yessiree Bob’s your uncle, the circumstances that led to the arrest of these would-be assassins proves that it doesn’t take much to become a white supremacist.

Anyway…

The news I am reading about the alleged assassination plot is all over the place and it’s hard to figure out fact from fiction, but that’s only because the information investigators are passing onto the media is coming from Johnson who in my opinion is just trying to work out a deal that keeps him from serving a very long prison sentence It will be interesting to hear what the other three suspects have to say for themselves, especially Adolph.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that some of what Johnson is telling authorities isn’t true, I just think that half of what he is saying can be attributed to the fact that he needs another meth fix and he doesn’t want to spend the majority of what is left of his life behind bars and will tell authorities anything he thinks will work for him achieve that end.

I don’t think investigators shouldn’t be passing on any information to the media until they can figure out if the alleged plotters are just f**ked in the head, or for real.

There’s definitely something that doesn’t wire-up right in this plot especially since it is virtually impossible for anybody to carry out the assassination in the way the admitted meth addict described how the assassination was to be carried out. An experienced assassin would certainly know better, and you would think that if there were any other white supremacists aware of this plot, they would have known better to.

The would-be assassins didn’t have much of plan really, if we are to believe what Johnson has revealed to police so far, and their mission would have failed without a doubt. The triggerman would have more than likely ended up dead too. There would have been no way out for him. He would have been f**ked the moment he pulled the trigger.

According to Johnson, the assassin was going to place himself at a high vantage point some 750-yards away from his target, aim and shoot. Hmm, given that today’s technology could track a drug-fuelled assassin within 750 yards of Obama in a heartbeat, the triggerman wouldn’t have much of chance of making it out alive and judging by the weapons in Gartrell’s possession, he wasn’t going to be arrested without putting up a fight. The bulletproof vest is irrelevant by the way; a headshot would have made sure of that.

Only somebody fried on drugs could come up with such a stupid plan and expect to escape from what I understand had more security present than the Beijing Olympics.

There is no way a shooter would have gotten within 20 blocks of where Obama is set to deliver his speech, and for this group of assassins to think otherwise, it makes them look totally brain-dead. Drugs will do that to a would-be white supremacist political assassin’s mind.

End of story.

That said, I have taken it upon myself to create an ad campaign in Crooked in Canada for white supremacists organizations in both the U.S. and Canada who are now laughing stocks thanks to a “Meth Head” who likes to think of himself as a white supremacist. Whether the would-be assassin is a white supremacist or not, I really don’t give a shit as it doesn’t change my opinion of white supremacists in North America. Bill Knoble knows what I’m talking about, and if he had access to the Internet from his prison cell, I’m sure he would thank me for the ad I created for his organization and others just like it.

All white supremacists who happen to come across this page in Crooked in Canada, please feel free to use the ad I have created for you. The only thing I expect in return is a few more good laughs from you people, like the one I’m having now about one of “your own” plotting and carrying out an assassination on Barack Obama.

You guys and butchy broads are f**king hilarious. Thanks for the laughs in advance.

Become A White Supremacist Today

No brains? Like drugs? Tired of being called a retard by people of all colour? Join your nearest white supremacist organization today! Be proud that your a retard, and visit the nearest white supremacist headquarters near you, and BRING SOME F**KING DRUGS DUDE BECAUSE A WHITE SUPREMACIST CAN’T PLOT A POLITICAL ASSASSINATION WITHOUT THEM.

Four arrested in possible plot to assassinate Barack Obama