Crooked in Canada

Catching Up With The Lunch Lady

Remember Crystal Gunns, she’s the woman from New Jersey who was at one time a porn star, but decided to dump that lucrative career for a $5,772 a year part-time job with the New Jersey school board before parents discovered that Gunns was a porn star?

Anyway after coming under the scrutiny of mother’s whose husbands have likely become quite familiar with Gunns’s work since the story first broke, Louisa C. Tuck (Gunns) has handed in her resignation, and is no longer supervising children on the playground, in the lunch room or the class room.

Crystal Gunns the Lunch Lady

Catching Up With Kimberlee Ouwroulis

Its been a couple of weeks since I last blogged about Kimberlee Ouwroulis in Crooked in Canada, and until this morning I wasn’t planning to write anything about the fossilized stripper, but that has all changed now and I think I might start blogging about her again. I find a lot of entertainment value in what she says, especially in her emails to me, and after her age discrimination case comes to an end I will be sharing the contents of the dozen or so emails she has sent me since the first time I ever wrote anything about her in Crooked in Canada. Apparently I upset her so much back then that she couldn’t resist the urge to reach out to me, which for all intents and purposes is what I was trying to get the dancing dinosaur to do in the first place, reach out to me, share a little bit of herself with me so I could share her story with my readers.

Whether she’s bullshitting me or not, what Kimberlee has told me so far is going to make for quite an interesting read one day, though others will no doubt be trying to tell a better one now. Kimberlee doesn’t mind telling her story to other bloggers by the way. I think, but can’t be sure, that she Google’s herself and goes from there. She likes the attention her story is generating for her despite her claim that she doesn’t.

Anyway, this morning I received an email from Kimberlee in which she tells me that if I don’t leave her alone, in other words stop writing shit about her in my blog, she is going to tell her “Hells Angel” boyfriend, a guy she says is going to where his colours at Kimberlee’s age discrimination hearing in front of the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal. I don’t know what motivated her to send me an email today, after all I haven‘t blogged about her since November 28, but I am going to assume that when she wrote the email she was either whacked out on alcohol or drugs, or a combination of both. I got that impression from every email she sent me, though when I called her on it she told it had to do with PMS believe it or not. That’s just way too f**king funny, blaming PMS for her coming across as a whack job,

Kimberlee has also left 3 comments in Crooked in Canada, an email in which she appears to be going out of her way to attack those she says has done wrong by her, people like John Sit the New Locomotion club owner who she says fired her because she was too old, and the same guy she has told me in emails smacked women around and treated her like shit. Just a thought here, but if Kimberlee’s “fiancée” is a member of an outlaw motorcycle gang, doesn’t anybody think that this “fiancée” would have tuned Sit in for “abusing” his old lady? I do that’s for sure.

As much as I would like to, I would love to tell you more about Kimberlee, but that will have to wait until her age discrimination case concludes. During my email exchanges with Kimberlee I gave her my word that I wouldn’t ridicule and mock her until after her case was over, and while she may not think I am doing so at the moment, I am keeping my word.

And Kimberlee if you are reading this (I know you are), your threat to tell your outlaw motorcycle boyfriend, fiancee or whatever he is to you about what I say about you in my blog is really rich. You really need to GET OVER IT already.

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