Crooked in Canada

The other day I came across a story about a 13-year-old boy in the UK whose 15-year-old girlfriend gave birth.

While teenagers having kids has all but become the norm in society, this story is hardly the big news story, it is being made out to be. Not yet anyway.

It makes no sense to make an international headline out of this story, but somebody went out of their way to do just that, and the question has to be why, what is in it for them?

The only two teenagers involved in this story when it first became an international headline were Alfie Patten and Chantelle Steadman, but there are other players who have come forward in this story with claims that they were shagging Chantelle, and that they could be the father of her child.  Their names are Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14.

Both Goodsell and Barker have claimed they were having sex with Chantelle at about the time she would have become pregnant.

So far, this Chantelle chick sounds like she got around, that she is quite the little “hoe.”

When I was in high school we had names for girls like Chantelle, none of which are very flattering for a girl. She would have most definitely been considered a slut.

A girl like Chantelle would have had quite the reputation in my high school way back when.

She would have been considered by the boys in high school an “easy lay,”  or, the girl that put out.

I went to high school. I know how it works, what it’s all about.

I doubt much has changed since I went to high school when it came to girls with reputations, and to this day I still remember who the “easy chicks” were when I was in high school, which girls had a reputation for spreading their legs, and letting the boys do a little “muff diving” and “dicky dipping.”

Chantelle is coming across to me as one of those girls, despite her parent’s claim that up until the time she got knocked up, she was a virgin. Get effin’ real mommy and daddy! You can’t be serious.

Chantelle went out of her way to earn herself a reputation among her high school peers. You just know it. How couldn’t you?

How many boys so far have claimed to have had sex with her in the past 9 months again, three isn’t it? How many more I wonder.

Virgin before Alfie my ass.

Chantelle has probably been putting out since middle school, perhaps even longer, and when she comes clean about that, she will be making  her parents look like the fools I think they are right now.

Speaking of Chantelle’s mother, what are the chances she was a “schoolgirl slut,” that she too had quite the reputation among the boys when she went to high school. You know what they say about [that] apple.

Chantelle got around, there’s no doubt about it in my mind, and when all is said and done in this story, more than three boys will have come forward claiming they rode Chantelle like the high school bicycle she is, and that they could very well be the father of her little girl Maisie.

I’m thinking there might be at least a half-dozen more boys in all who will lay claim to Maisie, but I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that it’s more than that.

Who knows how many boys she spread her legs for, and how many of them, will actually come forward.

DNA labs in Eastbourne, East Sussex are going to be run ragged trying to determine who the father is of little Maisie that’s for sure, and while they are trying to figure that out, Chantelle is going to cash in on her notoriety, and make herself a little money by telling her story to anybody who is willing to pay her for it.

Her mom is going to cash in too, and there will be others, including a priest.

Father Seamus, a priest who says he doesn’t know the Patten and Steadman families has set the ball in motion so that he might cash in. He did so by saying, “Don’t blame 13-year-old father.”

Obviously with that statement, Father Seamus wants to be all over this story , like the white on his priestly collar. Nothing like stirring up a little controversy by mentioning the word “blame,” or phrase “finger pointing.

You can bet Father Seamus is going to milk this story for all it’s worth, especially now that he has been quoted in a newspaper.

Father Seamus hasn’t missed a beat so far, even making sure to mention in the media how proud he is of Chantelle’s family for going through with her  pregnancy, you know that pro-life thing, anti-abortion view Roman Catholic priests adhere to.

Yep, milkin‘ her.

Oh yea, he is going to milk this story for all he can get out of it. Kind of like Maisie will milk her mother’s breast for all she can get out of it, if in fact Chantelle is breast feeding her daughter.

I wonder what point Father Seamus was trying to make when he implied that Alfie shouldn’t have to shoulder the blame for his slutty girlfriend’s pregnancy, and if maybe he was, in a round-about way, trying to pin the blame on Chantelle.

I suppose he could have been suggesting that it was Chantelle’s fault that she got pregnant, and that it wouldn’t have happened if the “high school bicycle” didn’t let the boys ride her without wearing a helmet?

You just know he would not insinuate that she should have been on the pill. What else could he be thinking?

I mentioned that Father Seamus doesn’t know either family, well neither do I, but as is the case with Father Seamus, not knowing either family is going to shut me up when it comes to my views and opinions about Chantelle and her family.

I could care less about Alfie really, but I do think he is coming across a total idiot in the interviews he has given to the media so far.  He’s an effin’ fool for actually buying into his girlfriend’s claim that he is the father of Maisie, and without even demanding a paternity test. Talk about a moron.

Somebody tattoo the letter “S” or “F” on his forehead.

Alfie is a sucker and a fool, and when all the paternity tests are done, I will be amused when it is revealed that he isn’t the father.

I just thought of something, maybe Chantelle and all the boys who are claiming they “did her,” should reach out to Maury Povich. God knows how much he loves performing  paternity tests for guests, and then embarrassing them on national television.

Come to think of it, if memory serves me well, Povich has thing for inviting teenage sluts on his show too doesn’t he?

Chantelle would fit right in as far as I’m concerned.

I know what a slut is, and from what I have read so far, Chantelle Steadman is coming across as nothing more than a teenage slut, and for the life of me I have no idea why her story is making international headlines.

She isn’t the only teenage slut who has gotten herself knocked up, and she definitely won’t be the last.

And if it turns out Alfie Patten is Maisie father, he isn’t the only 13-year-old kid who has fathered a child, and he certainly won’t be the last either.

The story of Chantelle and Alfie by itself, isn’t worthy of international headlines, but if other boys keep coming forward with claims that they might be Maisie’s father, then the story takes on a whole different dynamic, and that story will definitely be worthy of international attention.