Crooked in Canada

Since when can’t Canadians take a joke, and since when do Canadians take little effwits like that clown on Red Eye at Fox News seriously?

We Canadians are surely a spineless bunch if we let people like Greg Gutfeld put us into a tizzy with silly jokes about manicures, pedicures, running on the beach, painting landscapes and white Capri pants.

If it makes those Canadians who are embarrassed and insulted by what the host of Red Eye said last week, at least Canadian soldiers know that there is right time and place to practice S & M, and it isn’t while on duty. And when was the last time anybody ever heard of a deserting Canadian soldier.

Greg Gutfeld has no room to talk when it comes to the Canadian military.

And what about Canada’s Defence Minister Peter McKay, is he spineless or what?

Why did he need Dan Dugas to be saying “his piece” for him, what the eff is up with that?

Peter McKay should have spoke for himself when it came to his disgust with Gutfeld’s comments instead of having one of his lackeys do it for him.

Peter McKay definitely shows he hasn’t the balls to stand up to an American doesn’t he? What a weakling, and to think there are people who are actually on board when it comes to name this clown the head of NATO. Too effin’ funny.

Dan Dugas, on behalf of the defence minister, has described Gutfeld’s comments against the Canadian military as despicable, hurtful and ignorant to the soldiers serving in Afghanistan, the 116 that lost their lives and their families.

Are you kidding me, what is despicable, hurtful and ignorant is for Dugas to  imply that Canadian soldiers and their families are not thick skinned, that they can’t take a little poking and ribbing.

The defence minister and his underlings have a lot more serious things to worry about than some little effwit in the U.S. who would never have the balls to stand toe-to-toe with anybody who picked on his wife when it comes to her manicures, pedicures, and the granny panties she wears while running circles in the backyard on a leash.

Gutfeld is a freaking nobody, and yet our government officials find the time to give his jokes a little more mileage in Canada, and in all probability make Canada the butt of even more jokes in the Fox News studios.

We Canadians know better, and we know just how capable our soldiers are, before, during and after manicures.

Come on now, how many American soldiers does Gutfeld know of who can pick off an insurgent from a hundred yards while get his or her fingernails and toenails shaped and painted?

Or how about that Canadian soldier who can put to paint to canvas and create a work of art while pinging off Taliban insurgents in the Afghanistan mountains?

Of course, Gutfeld does have reason to feel proud of the American soldiers, especially the ones that have been able to find time to indulge in a little S & M on the side with their captives.

Uncle Sam had quite the little S & M thing going at Abu Ghraib didn’t he?

Yeppers, there are many reasons for Gutfeld to feel proud of the American military-eh?

Having said that, isn’t if funny that we are just hearing the whining about the five-minute segment that aired on “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld” last week, that it took Dugas this long to stand up for our Canadian soldiers and their families and demand an apology.

Yeah man, how sincere is Dugas I wonder.

Who cares that some of our soldiers, after being in Afghanistan for as long as some of them have, are looking forward to manicures and pedicures after they have finished their tour of duty.

I wonder how many metrosexuals are in the Canadian military, and what about our female soldiers; surely they deserve time off to enjoy a pedicure and manicure.

If Canadian soldiers, their families and the rest of Canada are hurt by Gutfeld’s segment, they shouldn’t be.

I really don’t see what the big deal is, I mean think about it, common sense says that there are Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan who are taking time out of everyday they are making Canada proud, to practice yoga, paint a landscape or do each others nails. It isn’t a big deal just as long as they are taking out the enemy. Ya know what I mean?

And what about that “invading Canada because we have no army” thing.

Bring it effin’ on, and make that little effwit Gutfeld lead the American troops into the Great White North, where you can bet Canadian soldiers and civilians will be waiting to open up a can of Canadian Whoop Ass on him first.

Canada doesn’t have an army-Gutfeld needs to get real and stay of the effin’ crack man.

Beside, how can a Canadian take anything serious from a guy who when he smiles, looks like his mouth is stuffed full of scrotum.

I wonder how many eunuchs are in the U.S army by the way.

TAKE THAT GREG GUTFELD!