Crooked in Canada

Waah, waah, waah. Like a child throwing a ‘tanty’ after being scolded for being naughty, freakfest Billy Bob Thornton has cancelled the rest of his gig opening for stoner Willie Nelson on his Canadian tour. Something about having the flu or something like that. Yeah right, Nelson probably told Thornton to pack his effin bags, and get the eff out.  Who could blame him after Thornton insulted Canadians, the same Canadians who are Willie Nelson’s bread and butter at the moment.  Willie should have hung a beating on him too, stuck one of those big cowboy boots he wears up the mofo’s ass.

Aaaw, da poor wittle Billy Bob…What an effin moron he is-eh, and may his next gig be a plugging performance for inmates in a prison shower.

The only people who care about Billy Bob pulling the plug are going to be Willie Nelson and the idiots who actually bought tickets to see stoner Willie and silly Billy. The rest of the country doesn’t really give a shit, and I’m sure half of them get in line to kick to Thornton ass as he’s leaving the country. I hope the little effer never comes back to Canada.

Funny, I used to like the guy, but not anymore, and it’s not just because of that stunt he pulled on CBC radio a few days ago either.

My hate for Billy Bob runs  much deeper than that, starting off with the arrogant attitude he struts around with. He’s the white man’s version of Kanye West but with out the rap, hip-hop, bling and flashy duds.

That Oscar he won has really gone to his head if you ask me.

Of course I know I’m not the only one that has a hate on for the freakshow. Did you hear what the audience did to him at Massey-Hall  in Toronto.

Let me put it this way, they didn’t exactly have a Billy Bob love-in, though I think they should have thrown a whole lot of shit at him, and I’m not talking about half-filled plastic beer cups either.

The Toronto crowd should have given Thornton a little bit of  what he claimed Canadian concert goers are too civilized to do .

Mashed potatoes without the gravy. What an effin retard. He’s stale apple pie without the apple. The crusty little prick.

Anyway, he’s outta there. Good effin riddens to that moron.

You wanted the “gravy” Billy Bob, you effin got it buddy.