Crooked in Canada

The war against biker gangs and between biker gangs has been going on for quite a few weeks now, and while the cops are winning the battle, actually look like they are gaining the upper hand big time, the outlaw bikers they are trying to shut down are beginning to look like a bunch of pussies.

Overheard at recent outlaw biker protest, “Here kitty, kitty, kitty.”

Yeah, that’s right, I’m saying that the Finks, the Rebels, Notorious, Hells Angels, Bandidos, Black Uhlans, and Comancheros to name just a few of the outlaw motorcycle gangs in Australia, are pussies.

These guys, unless they are in groups of two or more, armed to the teeth with knives, guns, chains, cricket bats, bombs, and clubs, are not very tough. It is a rare occasion when one sees an outlaw biker in a one-on-one fight. That’s just isn’t how they work.

Anyway, the bikers have been organizing in a democratic kind of way, casting aside their differences to protest against the government in an effort to preserve their right to being criminally inclined and entrepreneurial.

For some reason the bikers think it is their right to be criminal minded; to deal drugs, murder people, torch their enemies, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

It’s funny to imagine them locked arm-in-arm in front of state parliament buildings and offices chanting for their right to exist as a criminal organization, but they will. The apparently don’t mind looking that stupid.

What effin’ reality do they live in anyway.

Who would have thought that biker gangs would one day get down on their hands and knees and grovel for their right to exist?

Wait for it, they will get down on their hands and knees, and grovel for their right to exist. They will be armed of course, but that’s to keep their sworn enemies at bay, the ones waiting for the right moment to give it to them up the ‘Hershey Highway” anyway.

Is it any wonder the Hells Angels in the U.S. are embarrassed by their Australian counterparts?

I wonder what other biker gangs in North America and in other parts of the world are thinking about the ‘pussyness’ of bikers here in Oz.

I bet some the hardened ones are shaking their head in disbelief, turned red in the face with anger and embarrassment over the way the bikers in The Land Down Under have been carrying themselves lately.

Yeppers, biker gangs here in The Land Down Under are definitely hurting the tough guy image and the brand of biker gangs around the world.

One biker gang leader has even resorted to poetry to get the biker’s message across. How effin’ embarrassing is that for biker gangs I wonder.

Rebel leader Alex Vella penned a little biker prose and it goes something like this:

This is the freedom ride
We will not go and hide
We have just come over here
To keep the public occupied
We are going to ride
Around the Adelaide Hills
We are hardworking people
Who pay the bills

How pathetic is that? Hilarious isn’t it?

Hardworking people my ass, they are hard I’ll give them that, but the kind of shit they engage in could hardly be called work.

If they truly believe that engaging in criminal enterprise is work, then maybe they should start paying some tax on that work.

A biker paying tax on the money they earn from the criminal kind of work they do, now there is a novel idea, and couldn’t that money be put to good use.

Look, not all bikers are engaged in criminal enterprise, but those that aren’t condone the shit that goes on within their gangs.

They actually think that because they aren’t ‘committing’ a criminal act, you know the one I’m talking about, the one that they actually don’t get caught committing, they aren’t criminally inclined to such behaviour. Lol, they’re hilarious.

I wonder how many “I don’t commit crime” bikers believe their own shit, and how many of them have conspired, perhaps even developed a criminal strategy for somebody else to carry out.

You can’t tell me that the bikers in outlaw biker gangs who don’t engage in criminal enterprise don’t reap benefits from those members that do.  That makes them criminal doesn’t it.

Let’s see, the nice little hand gun somebody gave them, the one that was stolen from somebody else. The one that they pretend they didn’t know where it came from.

Or what about those manufactured drugs they might be passing onto their wife and kids, the meth heads in their family. That’s a crime too isn’t it?

So is assault.

You will never convince me that an outlaw biker hasn’t engaged in some form of criminal activity during their membership with an outlaw motorcycle gang. It just doesn’t work that way.  How stupid do they think I am?

Guilt by association or whatever, they are just as criminal as the next guy in the gang, and for them to say they are not is just stupid.

Just motorcycle enthusiasts my ass. Do they actually think the world is that stupid?