This just in…MICHAEL JACKSON DIES!
Some entertainers will go to great extremes to promote an upcoming tour, and Michael Jackson is putting on quite a show ahead of the concerts I expect him to give sometime next year.
First his handlers make sure that the media makes a big deal out the fact that The Gloved One is going to put on something like 50 shows in the UK.
Worked like a charm, and when tickets went on sale, millions of dollars were made, enough to pay the overhead cost of putting on 50 concerts.
Then Jackson all but cancels parts of the tour by delaying it.
There won’t be any concerts now.
Today TMZ.com is reporting that the alleged “kiddie diddler” is dead, but that report is yet to be confirmed by anybody who attended the scene. I don’t think Harvey Levin, the lawyer running the show at TMZ, would break such a news story without absolute certainty that the former King of Pop was dead.
All that anybody really knows at the moment is that he was rushed to UCLA Medical Center by ambulance, and that his family has flocked to, or are in the process of making their way to the hospital where it is expected they will be told that he is dead.
Geez, if this is true, his death is going to be just as big if not bigger news than the death of Elvis Presley and the assassination of John Lennon.
Wondering if after all he has been through in recent years, he hasn’t taken his own life, or if his health finally gotten the better of him.
This story continues to develop.
THIS JUST IN…HE’S IN A COMA NOW! Make up your minds already.
Michael Jackson Hospitalized: Reports
8:28am Australia time
DID I MENTION FARRAH FAWCETT DIED TOO!
No mention of whether or not she married her drug addicted companion before she took her last breathe. If she did, I’m sure Ryan O’Neal captured the ceremony on video.
Last word: LOS ANGELES TIMES CONFIRMS WACKO IS DEAD AT 3:15pm Thursday
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1 Confessions of a Canadian Stripper » Blog Archive » Farrah Fawcett: She’s Dead Too You Know // Jun 26, 2009 at 9:49 AM
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2 SLpatriot // Jun 27, 2009 at 12:32 AM
I’ve been reading your column for quite a while now, and i have to say, this post is truly despicable! MJ was an imense inspiration, not to mention all the charity work he did. At least leave the guy alone now, and let him rest in peace!
3 flipper // Jun 27, 2009 at 1:24 AM
Michael Jackson was a true Frankenstein….
.His split personality manifested itself by the on-stage and off-stage antics.On stage a performer who gave it his all,sang ,danced his little heart out and did great work with charities for children (he was robbed of his own childhood by a mercenary family)…The other,reprehensible part of this performer was his private,hidden life.Jackson was tried ,but not convicted of child molestation Numerous stories of his private antics were told… In summing up,I respected the public Michael Jackson,but despised the private Michael Jackson…
4 CG // Jun 27, 2009 at 6:23 AM
SLpatriot,
First of all, you’re living li Lalaland if you think Michael Jackson is going to ever rest in peace, and secondly although he wasn’t convicted of a sexual molestation against a child, it doesn’t mean he never did. Do you have any idea how many kiddie diddlers actually get away with their crimes? What makes you think MJ isn’t one of them?
5 CG // Jun 27, 2009 at 6:24 AM
I didn’t have any use of the private side of Jackson either, and there wasn’t really much of his public persona I liked either.
6 SLpatriot // Jul 1, 2009 at 12:05 AM
CG,
Are you not innocent until proven guilty in Canada? MJ was a strange phenomenon robbed out of his childhood, living out his childhood as an adult. Weird? Yes, but that was his personal life. Benefit of the doubt is what makes me think that MJ wasn’t a ‘kiddie diddler’ as you put it. Unless you have solid proof that he molested children, maybe you should refrain from judging him as his judgement day has already come and passed. Let him rest in peace!
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