Crooked in Canada

Geez they’re making a big deal about out of that “Polish guy being zapped to death in Vancouver” story aren’t they.

You know what; the guy should have just done as he was told. Co-operated with police. If he had done that, he’d probably be alive today. Maybe the cops should have shot him instead.

Would the story be any different then? Probably effing not.

The story is getting better though. You know how it is, the longer it plays out in the media, the more sensational the story becomes, and eventually something about the story grabs on to you.

An email withheld by the RCMP  has brough a halt the Taser death inquiry . That story has grabbed my attention. Withholding evidence, that’s a crime isn’t it?

Somebody at RCMP headquarters should be sitting in the slammer right now. Withholding evidence in a federal inquiry, isn’t there something on “the books” that makes that crime?

If there isn’t, there should be. Have to be able to make civil servants accountable for their actions you know.

Anyway, in the email there is something about the RCMP officers involved in “skitzoid” Robert Dziekanaski’s death conspiring to use the taser gun on him before they were even on the scene to assess the situation.  Maybe it was “on-the-job training.”

We all know how important on-the-job training is, right mates.

Therefore, they conspired to use the taser on Dziekanski before even being able to assess the situation at the airport.

Can’t blame the police for targeting him though. They couldn’t have known who their “test dummy” was going to be .

Dziekanski  just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and if dead people had hindsight…Well the stupid effer would be alive today. No he was targeted for on-the-job training for RCMP learning to use the taser. He was just unlucky.

I’m not sloughing off the fact the cops killed him, but what happened to Dziekanski was pretty much of his doing. It’s mostly his fault, but the cops who had their fingers on the taser gun trigger can share in the blame too.

Nobody had to twist Dzeikanski’s effing arm to get him to rebel against the cops. Schizophrenic or not, he knows what an effing “authority figure” looks like. And, the dead victim knew what is and isn’t acceptable behaviour when confronted by the police. He should have co-operated for if he had, he would probably be alive today.

As far as I’m concerned, it’s his own effing fault he is dead, and trying to blame the RCMP for somebody else’s stupidity is just wrong. The cops shouldn’t have lied about what went down though.

There will, or at least there should be, consequences they should face. Putting them a jail for a few months would be a good place to start. Lock them up and try them for something. Send a message to any other civil servant who likes to think he or she is above the law. Ya know what I mean.

E-mail halts Taser death inquiry

Speaking of taser deaths, cops in the Australia tropics went a little stupid on one of their suspects. They taser him 28 EFFING TIMES!  I bet he sizzled on the inside like a kangaroo steak on the barbie.

Can you believe it, 28 times…

Cops made sure their suspect was cooked from the inside out before they tried to slap the cuffs on him didn’t they?

The Queensland cops who are responsible for that act of stupidity should all be charged with murder, manslaughter at least, and they should spend some time behind bars.

No word on whether or not they conspired to zap 39-year-old Antonio Galeano, but he’s another one who should have just complied with cops. He probably would be alive today too if he just co-operated with cops during his twenty-four hour siege.

If the cops wanted to kill him though, a bullet between the effing eyes would have done the trick.

Christ almighty, 28 effing times. Are you kidding me?

Australian Man Tasered Up to 28 Times

Hot Morning for Montreal Swingers

LOL and WTF man.

Firefighters were called to a blaze at Auberge 1082, a swingers’ club in Montreal, and boy did they get an eyeful while rescuing people.

Nothing like having to save a bunch of sex-crazed and sexed up naked people from a burning building huh boys?

The fire caused a few thousand dollars worth of damage, and a handful of horny little effers were treated for smoke inhalation, at the 6:30 am blaze.

And just so you know, the naked sex rompers stuck around to watch the fire.

Charbroiled “fur burgers and wienies” anybody.

Aah yeah man, lifestyles of the sex-crazed Canadian man and woman. I doubt the media will spend too much time chasing this story, amusing as it is.

Naked swingers flee Montreal blaze

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