Crooked in Canada

I never thought I would say anything good about a pedophile, but I think 45-year-old Kerry Glen Avey of Alberta deserves a round of applause for taking his own life. I’d ask him to stand up and take a bow, but obviously he can’t do that now.

Yeah that’s right, I’m saying he should be applauded for committing suicide before anybody found out that he just might have diddled a couple, or three of his students.

I know, I know, he was only charged with being in possession of kiddy porn he brought back from Thailand, but come on now, does anybody think this guy wasn’t diddling children. It is why he travelled to Thailand isn’t it?

Surely, there must be a kid in St. Albert who has a story to tell about the sorry sack of shit.

Avey was busted after Canada Border Services officers searched his luggage after he arrived in Edmonton on August 26.

Maybe former Winnipeg Blue Bombers boss Ross Brown should be thinking about doing the same thing while he serves out the 45-day sentence he received after pleading guilty to possession of child pornography. What was he was caught with again, 5,000 images and videos of children engaged in sexual acts.

Go ahead, somebody tell me this guy isn’t a “pedo” either, that just because he was caught with 5,000 images and videos of children performing sex acts, that fact doesn’t make him a kiddy diddler. I bet he’s been Thailand.

He should kill himself too.

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