Raise your hand if you think a religion should be based on the teachings that we are the spawn of space aliens. Like get real Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Rob Thomas if you think the human race is descendants of Martians, and I want some of the mind-altering drugs those people are on. Where can I get my hands on some, and are they only prescribed by Church of Scientology doctors.
A few weeks ago Canadian film producer Paul Haggis withdrew his membership from the controversial space cadet denomination, and since then Scientologists have had to put up with a bit of a flogging in the courtroom, and to some extent the media, and it is only going to get worse for them I’m afraid now that an Australian Senator, and independent by the name of Nick Xenophon apparently abused (so say those defending Scientology) his parliamentary privilege to raise allegations that there is widespread criminal misconduct within the Church of Scientology in Australia.
According to Xenophon he has received letters from former Scientologists that contain details of crimes and abuses, letters that he will have to produce eventually if his call for a Senate inquiry into the religion and its tax exempt status is heeded, which given the kind of scrutiny the church has been under of late around the world, is more than just a little likely.
I think there will be a Senate inquiry, followed by an Australian Federal Police and Australian Taxation Office investigation.
The Church of Scientology is on the defensive in Oz now, being compared to a criminal organization, albeit one that is tax exempt. Raised in parliament the other day were allegations of a cover up in the death of two children.
That allegation was by far the most damaging one read out in parliament.
This is not good for Tom Cruise and company, and globally the situation is only going to get worse for the church.
There are, as the church describes the whistleblowers as, a lot of disgruntled former members of the church who are going to jump on this bandwagon. Just you wait and see.
By the way, have you ever noticed whenever new criticism about the church and its ideologies arise, they always state that the criticisms are coming from disgruntled former members of the Scientology flock who have an axe to grind, or that those levelling such criticisms are being coerced or pressured into do so? It is hilarious.
Anyway, watch for a sudden increase in Scientologist members abandoning that crashing spacecraft of religious nonsense, now that the shit has hit the fan for them in Australia.
Russians Still Have That Cannibalism Thing Going On I See
Somewhere in this blog, you will find a story about drunk Russians and cannibalism, but you don’t have to search this blog to find it because if you click here, you end up at the story. Anyway, that was a while ago, and no not much has changed in Russia since then. Vodka swilling Russians are still eating flesh off the human bone, and in an entrepreneurial kind of way, selling what they don’t eat to fine dining establishments. Like a kebab house for example.
I tell you what, Australians love their kebabs, and after this hit the papers in The Land Down Under, that love might wear a little thin for a bit. You just never know what you’re getting sometimes, and where it came from, if you know what I mean.
Three homeless Russians were arrested for eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and then selling what they couldn’t eat, this after they ambushed with knives and a hammer. Therefore, the story goes at the www.susk.perm.ru website.
Like venison divided among deer hunters, the human meat was divided up between the three arrested men, and whatever they didn’t eat was then sold off to kiosk that sold kebabs and meat pies. Like talk about three entrepreneurial guys.
Aussies love their meat pies, and so do I, but after reading this story, I’m not so sure I’m going to line up for a kebab or meat pie anymore. Like I said, one doesn’t really know where the meat they use to make the kebabs and the pies comes from, or what kind of meat it is, so no, I don’t think I will be any hurry to pop into a kiosk and by a kebab or a meat pie anytime soon.
Hey, anybody remember stories about Chinese restaurants and cats?
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