Crooked in Canada

Colton Moore, an 18-year-old kid who if he doesn’t tone it down a little, is going to end up dead.

Who is Colton Moore some Crooked in Canada readers might be asking, well he’s punk ass kid whose mother thinks he is doing her proud with his criminal ways, the kind of criminal ways that have sparked an intense manhunt in parts of Western Canada and the State of Washington.

I tell you what, while his Facebook followers might be cheering him on now, and Colton is reveling in their adulation, at the end of the day if he ends up dead of his own doing or that of law enforcement, how many of his 7000 worldwide fans are going to show up at his funeral, and how many of them will actually give a shit about him after he has been buried? Not too many of them, if any I’m afraid.

The kid whose fans are comparing to Robin Hood and James Bond, like are they all living in lalaland, or what?

Colton Moore is nothing more than a hood, and while Hollywood moviemakers might be putting a script together regarding his story, and his failed upbringing by a mother who is more than just a few bricks short of a load, Colton isn’t going to reap the financial benefits of his story. His mother might though, maybe to the tune of a couple of hundred thousand dollars or so that she will probably put into drugs and alcohol, if she cashes in on her son’s crime spree of course. Colton won’t cash in though.

Nope, sorry to say (I’m not really) this, but I think Colton’s days on this planet are numbered. My condolences to his mother in advance.

Yah see what happens to boys when you let them run rampant in a trailer park Pamela Anderson, they turn out like Colton Moore. They lie, steal and cheat their way through life, and then in the end they either end up dead, or in jail. Granted, Colton is neither yet, but his time is running out, and if the cops don’t get him, or if he doesn’t kill himself, one of his victims will put an end to his crime spree.

There is nothing special about Colton Moore, and anybody who thinks there is, needs his or her head examined. As for mommy, as a parent didn’t she turn out to be a waste of skin?

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