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Partying it up at Chippendales will always put a smile on any woman’s face if she is celebrating her birthday or hanging out at the beach with friends on those hot summer days.  Taking photos of the celebrations and then adding them to your Facebook profile  is cool too, as long as you don’t get yourself into trouble for it, right Nathalie Blanchard?

How’s that depression you are coping with girl, is it worse today than it was say, a week or two ago?

Nathalie, you are f***ing idiot, and I bet your co-workers at IBM are all walking around with smiles on their faces, ridiculing you for the stupidity you have shown when it comes to screwing Manulife out of sick benefits they were paying you, while you  of course lived a bit of a party lifestyle during your year long battle with that depression that kept you from working.

I doubt too many people are feeling sorry for that dumb broad.

Thinking about it, I wonder if she still has a job at IBM, now that her scam has been blown out of the water.

I get the feeling that Ms. Blanchard is by now, expendable at IBM, and that depression she claims she was suffering from just got a whole lot more real for her.

No job, no money to pay for the good times she was having during the past year, and that is going to depress her big time. I know it would me. How about you?

Now I know the argument can be made that she should be allowed to smile during depression, but what if those smiles are only happening on weekends. I don’t know when the photos she posted on Facebook were taken, but for most people, party time is on the weekend whether you work for a living or not.

So having said that, maybe she is only depressed Monday-Friday, and that come the weekend its let the good times roll Natalie.

I know what it is, the beach, a strip club, that’s all part of her therapy, right? Nothing like heading to the beach or having drinks at a strip club to unwind and help one get over depression, right?

Say, isn’t alcohol a depressant?

No way man, this Nathalie chick; she sounds like a party girl to me, and maybe she has been consuming way too much alcohol during the past year, and that is the cause of her depression. Then again, maybe she is just running a scam many Canadian workers have pulled time and time again.

Whatever is going on, it looks like she is going back to work, that the free ride she has been on for the past year has come to an end.

Cheers Nathalie, welcome back to the workforce, and Manulife you know I still have a little bit of money invested with you, right? Thanks for looking out for what little of my money you have. Cheers to you too.

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