Crooked in Canada

from astrocenter.com

You might feel a little tired or worn out. You probably won’t be in the mood to go out partying in the evening. Instead, you might want to curl up with a take-out meal and a good book. Or you could enjoy renting a movie that you have been waiting to see. You could have fun snuggling with your romantic partner and spending a quiet evening at home together.

Ha, ha, ha, f***ing ha, tired and worn out my ass, not unless who ever came up with this dribble is referring to my mental and emotional state of mind. I would agree with that assessment if that is what the astrologer meant.

Like I said yesterday, I am almost always ready to rock, but today isn’t one of those days. Astrocenter is way off today.

I am in no mood to party this evening and I am not about to order in and curl up with a good book either. I might be up for a movie though, but there won’t be any snuggling with my romantic partner involved, not that my wife was ever in to such a thing to begin with. We do have a lot of quiet evenings at home together though, in fact, since we were married five years ago we have had quite a few of them, but that wasn’t my choice.

Gee, thinking about it, do you think that that might be part of the reason why our marriage has tanked, or are you like me and thinking that somebody letting their life revolve around Facebook might be mostly to blame.

I wonder how many marriages have tanked because of Facebook by the way.

Living in Facebook, as so many people do, can’t be good for a marriage, right.

Not everybody who hangs out in Facebook lets his or her life revolve around Facebook though, but I know personally some Facebookers whose day-to-day state of mind and mood, depends on how things are going for those on their friends list. Oh yeah, I know all about that shit.

from Y! Astrology

If you have any plans to travel within the next week or so, double-check your reservation information. A small discrepancy may need to be handled before it becomes a problem later. If this travel involves flying, be prepared for a last-minute schedule change. Optimism is your best asset, so if you just expect the best possible outcome, things will go in your favor more times than not. This trip will not be as stressful as the last one!

Nope, no plans to travel, but that could change I guess. I’m willing to relocate for the right job offer; if of course one comes along anytime soon, not that, I am not trying to make that happen. Optimism is my best asset.

Hmm, is somebody suggesting that I’m a bit of dreamer? I guess it depends on one’s definition of what a dreamer is, but yeah I am an optimist.

I always “hope for the best”, but I have to disagree with “things will always go in your favour more times than not”. It doesn’t, in fact it hasn’t, seemed like that for a long, long time now.

I tell you what, if it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all. By the way, I didn’t win the lottery last night either. Maybe Tuesday night-the jackpot is $30-million. Wouldn’t that be sweet?

Maybe the astrologer is referring to that trip I might be taking to pick up my lottery winnings this week. Yeah right! LMFWhiteCanadianAO.

FYI, the last trip I took anywhere was to Byron Bay to celebrate our wedding anniversary. That was like two years ago. There was nothing stressful about that trip. We had a lot of fun, but letting my sister-in-law stay out our place while we were gone for a few days was a bad move. She stole from us, something to this day we never confronted her on. That day might still come though.