Crooked in Canada

From the astrologers at MSN:

You have a great ability to be a teacher. Today this part of you could come out in your interactions with loved ones. You might help a family member pick up a new skill. Or you could assist your children with their homework. You might find that you are a great coach! Speak clearly and in an enthusiastic way to get your point across. You could feel a lot of satisfaction sharing your knowledge with others.

LMFWhiteAO, rolling on the f***ing floor. Ability to be a teacher huh. Kind of been there, done that and bought the tee shirt, and you know what-you only get through to those who want to understand, learn how to make their lives better for themselves.

Having said that, I should learn to practice what I used to preach I suppose, because if I did, I would probably be a whole lot better off than I think I am.

Help a family member pick up a new skill. Hmm, I wonder about that. You know what they say about teaching an old dog new tricks.

Naah-ah, not interested in teaching my wife any new skills either. I’ll leave that up to the boys and girls in Sydney. She has a lot going on down there. I’m sure somebody, if he hasn’t already, will teach her a thing or two. I know when the time is right, I’ll be teaching him a thing or two. Looking for to bumping into them one day, but that’s another story for another day.

Do I sound out of sorts? You would be right if you assumed that after reading this horoscope shit I’m reacting to.

I used to be a coach you know. I used to coach wheelchair hockey players in Calgary, but that was a long time ago. I always try to speak clearly, but people around me lately have selective hearing, hearing only what they think will make things better for them or in some instances, something they can twist into a story that better suits them, if that makes any sense. Maybe I’m not speaking clearly at the moment. I don’t feel any satisfaction sharing my knowledge about anything lately, but that’s because I’m usually in a venting kind of way.

From Y! Astrology:

If you can’t do it yourself, maybe you shouldn’t attempt to do it at all. Support may be forthcoming, but it’s on someone else’s schedule. In the hours that it takes to wait and explain, you could probably handle matters on your own. Organization is the key to your success. Making sure everything is in its place before you start will save endless time in the long run. Proving this to yourself now is money in the bank for next time.

Jesus Christ, where do astrologers come up with this shit?

There are some things I want to do, but just can’t do by myself, like figure out a way to make a decent amount of money from my blogging, not that I expect anybody to help me out with that, but it would be nice if somebody would come forward and you know, lend a helping hand. I would make it worth their while if they made it worth my while, if you know what I mean.  Funny how my horoscope for today say support may be forthcoming, because to be honest here, I could use a little right now, not that my life is such that I won’t be able to work shit out for myself. If being organized were the key to my success, Woohoo, I would probably be living on Easy Street by now.