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My Horoscope Today: I Am A Virgo

November 28th, 2009No Comments

From astrocenter.com

This is a good day to broaden your understanding of something. You always like to learn, and much of what you know has probably been self-taught. You like to figure things out for yourself rather than take courses. You distrust “experts” and are self-reliant. Today you could pick up a new hobby or learn something that will help you out in a practical area of your life. This could be financial advice, construction advice, or help in your relationships.

Gee, my horoscope today is almost bang on, though “broadening my understanding of something” isn’t high on my list of priorities. I know all I need to know about the people surrounding me, and how things are going to pan out for me in the future, for now anyway. I do like to learn though, just not all the time.

I don’t like to learn about the shit those closest to me pull off sometimes though, you know things that make you question the amount of trust you put in people, things like that.

I do like to figure things out for myself, the fact that I am now computer literate; know my way around the Internet, proof of that.  Geez, the hours I put in, and the frustration. It worked for me though.

No, I won’t be picking up on any new hobbies today, but I am working on one, one that when the time is right, will help me to cope with some of the shit that is going on in my life. FYI, you do not want to be one of the people who has crossed me, for that hobby I working on, it is targeting you in some way, shape or form.  You know what they say about payback being a bitch.

Funny, I never was so willing to act on my vindictive thoughts, not until recent events in my life caused me to reconsider not wanting to be that kind of person.

Hmm, I guess some people have a way of bringing out the awful best in me these days.

I know, I know, it sounds like the kind of behavior you would see in somebody living in a soap opera, but hey, I got to do what I got to do to help me cope with some of the shit in my life. I won’t get physical with anybody though, because that’s just not the kind of guy I am. By physical, I mean kick the shit out of people I think deserve it.

Financial advice, not necessary-no money to manage, lol. Construction advice; unless somebody is offering some to help me with my website, I am not interested. Help in my relationship; ha, ha, ha, that is way to f***ing funny and the only help I need with that is on figuring out what is fact and what is fiction in my relationship. Read into it whatever you like my friends.

From Y! Astrology

Put a little more energy into staying current — you need to learn more about what’s going on. This could apply to news events, pop culture, politics, sports or even just your inner social circle! Pick up some magazines, check out what’s going on online and ask people about the buzz. When you do enough research about the modern world, you will always have something to say. This is valuable when it comes to building relationships.

Yeah, the astrologers got that right, I do need to learn more about what is going on, staying current. I am having some success at doing that, the kind of success that just might shock the shit out of people, people in my inner circle who for the past 6-years have been oblivious to things that I have left unsaid. I tell you, if they knew half of what I want to tell them, they would fall of their f***ing chairs, and think the worst of a lot of people who through no fault of my own, interfered in my life at one time or another.

I check out what is going on online everyday, and I don’t have to ask people about “the buzz”, if only because that kind of information arrives in my email inbox unsolicited from time-to-time.

You would be amazed at the kind of shit I receive sometimes from people I know and don’t know. Currently I am not building any relationships, and I am certainly not going out of my way to rebuild the ones I am in, but that’s my choice and one day the time will come when I can elaborate on that, and other things going on in my life these days.

You know what they say about timing being everything.

Aah yes people, I am certainly not perfect. I have a lot of faults, and of course I can certainly fault myself to a degree for what is going on in my life today, and I’m thinking when it comes to sorting out what is going on in my life, reading my daily horoscope isn’t going to help much, not unless I have some fun with it in Crooked in Canada.

It’s a nice distraction for me, using my daily horoscope to tell my story, don’t you think? Makes for a good read for some, but not so for others, like my sister-in-law for example, and of course her parents who I just know she runs to with what I write about them in here whenever the opportunity presents itself, lie now for example.  Run to them you fat drunken pig, run.

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