Crooked in Canada

That “affair” that Tiger is alleged to have been in with Rachel Uchitel; does anybody believe that story and,that it went down in Australia earlier this month with his mother under his nose at the hotel both Tiger and Rachel were staying in?

CG doesn’t think so, and in fact, if CG was walking in Tiger’s shoes at the moment, he would be going out of his way to make certain that the National Enquirer, the rag that broke that story the led to the fight that precipitated the car smash Tiger was in, gets sued for the lie-filled story it published.

Of course, any settlement I received out-of-court or otherwise, would go to my favorite charity, the Handicapped Golfers and Caddies of the 19th Hole. Heard of it?

You know what really gets me about the story-tellers in this tale; everybody obviously thinks that Tiger, the highest paid sports star on the planet, would be stupid enough to risk the millions and millions of dollars he gets from endorsements every year, and of course the loss of half of his billion dollar empire.

You think Greg (The Shark) Norman paid out big in his divorce; wait until you get a load of the size of the payout Elin Nordegren would get if this alleged affair leads to a divorce.

No, the affair did not happen, and those the Enquirer says were given a lie-detector test to see if they were telling the truth about what they know, merely beat the machine. I hear that is easy to do, that even the person administering the test can fix it to make it look like somebody is telling the truth in the way the questions are asked. There is a reason why polygraph results are not admissible in a courtroom.

Oh hey, and then there is that chequebook journalism thing too. How much do you think the National Enquirer paid somebody to tell this story?

Tiger Woods cheating on his wife. F*** man, his mother would smack him out if she ever thought he was cheating on his wife. Nothing like the wrath of mommy to keep her son in line when it comes to their daughter-in-laws, right?

One other thing I should mention; I don’t know what’s going on in  Tiger’s head, but just because he’s the highest paid athlete and the world’s best argument doesn’t give him a free pass when it comes to answering questions from police. He definitely is showing how up himself and arrogant he is by, refusing to talk to police, though I have heard that he is supposed to be doing that sometime today (Sunday).

Tiger has issued a statement praising his wife and saying that the entire incident is his fault. He also says that while he understands the public’s interest in his story, he says that what went down in the early hours of Friday morning are a private matter, and will be treated as such.