The Drama of Global Warming and Perez Hilton

United Nations Believes Prophylactics are Weapon in Fight Against Global Warming

November 20th, 2009 – No Comments

So was it money well spent I wonder, the money the United Nations spent on determining the effects condoms would have on global warming. Geez is it any wonder the United States refuses to pay their fair share when it comes to propping up the UN.

This is just stupid, and the research that came up with this lame-brained idea is certainly a waste of money that could have been better spent on say feeding the poor, maybe helping out Tamils in refugee camps in Sri Lanka, or something like that. Wouldn’t you agree?

The United Nations thinks condoms could help the planet when it comes to global warming, and with that in mind they are going to start distributing free condoms, something about a woman with access to reproductive health services being less fertile, which for some reason contributes to less growth in greenhouse gas emissions.

Really, and the UN Population Fund knows this because…? Like come on. So tell me something, do more people die than are born everyday?

I’m thinking if that is the case, then the free condom thing isn’t really going to change much when it comes to global warming, except maybe deprive the world of a few fertile minds that will never see the light of day on planet Earth, the kind of minds that could really have a positive effect in the perpetual fight against global warming in the future.

Free condoms to help with global warming, like what a stupid idea. It sounds to me that there might be a one, maybe a few departments in the UN that have way to much time on their hands, which should in all honesty, make them redundant, right?

I wonder how much the United Nations contributes to global warming by the way.

Perez Hilton wants to know if putting on a condom will save the Earth. I really hope he isn’t being serious, but if he is, my response to him would be, “Your daddy should have thought about putting one on to save Earth from you, ya f***ing freak.”

And while I am on the subject of Perez, how about a little update on the drama in his life, that being the little bit of a shit kicking he received at the hands of Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina. It seems the assault charges Molina was facing in Toronto, Canada after he punched out Perez have been dismissed, which pretty much means that Perez’s lawsuit in the US against Molina is going to get tossed too.

The charges against Polo were dismissed after he begrudgingly apologized to Perez for taking care of business when Perez couldn’t keep his damned mouth shut.

Polo has agreed not to contact Perez, not to carry weapons for a year, and not visit the Cobra Nightclub, the place where Perez’s mouth got into trouble on June 22 of this year. He also donated $500 to a Toronto shelter.

Now while it is highly unlikely that Perez will keep his mouth shut when it comes to the outcome of this case, I really think he should as difficult as it would be for him, man up and take some responsibility for the punch in the head he received. I mean think about it, if Perez had belted up or put a cocksock in his mouth at the time, he probably never would have been punched out, right?

Of course, his tweet about the outcome says otherwise, and clearly indicates that Perez might have a death wish.

“I am happy that Liborio Molina has accepted responsibility for his violent actions. I look forward to reading his letter of apology and… he and Will.I.Am can look forward to reading my in-depth thoughts about that awful night in my new book, True Bloggywood Stories, out Dec 1.”

Now doesn’t that sound to you like Perez is asking for it again? What a f***ing knob.

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