Crooked in Canada

Say what you will about Tiger Woods’ dozen and counting transgressions, but the world’s number one golfer is a moneymaking machine. If anybody thinks that Tiger isn’t going to continue to cash in on his golfing talent, think again.

It’s not what Tiger does in his private life that matters to those wanting to ride that “money train” and while his values are corrupt when it comes to marriage; specifically that lifelong commitment he made to his beautiful wife–that one-woman man thing, that ‘ain’t gonna stop’ stop him from cashing in on what his mommy and daddy’s DNA gave him.

Like I said, “He’s a moneymaking machine.” Donald Trump seems to think so too, and if anybody knows anything about being knocked down and getting back up again, “The Donald” certainly does, though I don’t think he got his pecker up with another woman during his marriages as Tiger did during one marriage.

Speaking of the marriage, CG has learned that Tiger’s hot looking wife bought a place in Sweden last week. I wonder how long it is going to be before she starts entertaining a few suitors there. You just know the competitiveness in her is going rear its fornicating head, and yeah she is going to want to keep up with Tiger eventually.

Wait until she starts making the headlines for her leg-spreading ways. It’s gonna happen people sooner or later.

I’m not going to hold my breath, but maybe she’ll spread her legs for me.

What do you think; does CG have a shot at doing that Swedish bombshell or what?

So yeah, Donald Trump has gone on recorded saying, “Tiger Woods is going to be hotter than ever before.” He goes on to say, and I quote from the pages of perezhilton.com, “Tiger’s a great athlete, one of the greatest athletes in the world (I disagree with the ‘greatest athlete bit’–like Tiger is a golfer, hardly anything physically over-exerting in that sport). He’s had a very interesting and traumatic couple of weeks, but he’s a wonderful guy.”

I don’t know about that “wonderful guy” part of his statement. I’m kind of thinking his “lack of husbandry skills” says otherwise, but who is CG to cast doubt on just how wonderful a guy Tiger is, right.

Then “The Donald” goes on to compare Tiger’s transgressions with those of Kobe Bryant’s, all 2 or 3 of them. Something about nobody remembering that cheating scandal.

Hmm, three acts of infidelity (maybe more for all we know) when it comes to Kobe, and what is it now, 12 for Tiger? Earth to the Trumpster, “Hey man, the likelihood of anybody ever forgetting Tiger’s cheating scandal are very, very slim. The sheer number of mistresses he had will drive this story for years to come.

Yeah, those golf announcers, provided the PGA doesn’t silence them “on the air” when it comes to Tiger’s off-the-golf-course transgression, will be reminding viewers of Tiger’s cheating ways, but in that hushed tone kind of way for years to come.

And then of course, there are the comparisons that will be made between Tiger’s love-rat scandal, and all the new ones that will pop up in the world of professional sports.

Donald, you’re wrong on that one buddy.

Nobody is going to forget this scandal, but not because they don’t want to, but because they will be constantly reminded of somebody or some other sex scandal in the sporting world. The magnitude of Tiger’s sex scandal helping along the way too. What’s that word again, “perpetuate”, isn’t it?

Having said that, yeah Tiger is going to continue to cash in as long as he is at the top of his golf game, and there is little chance of that fading for years to come.