Crooked in Canada

Assuming that Tiger Woods or somebody in his entourage always travels with a laptop during the PGA Tour, I bet the next time Tiger is looking for a little bit of lovin’, he fires up a computer and hooks up with his beautiful Swedish wife Elin (if she will still have him after what went down this past week), and you know, gets a little naughty with her instead of heading down to the bar to pick up cocktail waitresses and nightclub hostesses.

If he’s not into hooking up with his wife online, then maybe he should just have his valet pour him a nice cold tall beverage, sit down with his laptop, and play some online bingo instead.

Speaking of bingo, has CG ever mentioned in his blog that he did some fundraising in a bingo hall to help out crims looking to get their life back on track in Calgary, Canada. What a trip that was.

Yeah man, that’s right, CG ran around a bingo parlor selling bingo cards to old folks, lonely women and men and cleaned up after them at the end of the night.

I did that for the Alberta Seventh Step Society, and no, I didn’t put my hand to volunteer for that shit. It was if memory serves me well, part my job description to participate in fundraising activities, for what many would call dregs of society.

Nevertheless, CG had fun doing it, except for the part about having to go outside in minus 30 degree Celsius temps for a cigarette. By the way CG gave up the fags (smokes for those of you who might be thinking I mean something else) about four-and-a-half months ago, cold turkey.

So anyway, CG has learned that these days you can play bingo for huge cash prizes right from the comfort and privacy of your own home. No need to worry about what to wear for this kind of fun from home.

Like how cool is that? Can you just see yourself sitting down in front of your PC, having a few cocktails and not having to worry about how you are going to get home? Yeah, that online bingo thing sounds like it could be a lot of fun huh. I’m sure most online game websites have some sort of instant messaging for players to carry on a bit of conversation with.

CG is thinking that Tiger should have gotten into something like that instead of into somebody other than his wife. Thank God, for web cams and online bingo for those nights you have to spend away from your husband or wife.

Yeppers, Tiger should take up online bingo instead of doing what we all know now what he was doing when he wasn’t enjoying the company of his lovely Swedish wife.

Yep, bingo online has come into the “Internet mainstream” and now anybody with access to a computer in their home or at work, can join in the fun and do it “on the cheap” too.

It doesn’t cost nearly as much to play bingo online as it does in a bingo parlor. And, the best part of it is, you can do it from the comfort of your own home. No need to dress up for this kind of fun. No fuss, no muss. Just log into your account and let the fun begin.

“Hey, who is CG to tell you that playing bingo online is fun. Visit 888ladies.com and find out for yourself.