It is totally beyond me why anybody would want to live in a city of more than 8-million people from all walks of life living in five boroughs, but apparently there are people all over the world who are going to pull up stakes and try to make it New York City.
Finding work there, unless you are willing to wash dishes, wait tables, or perform janitorial duties–like cleaning toilets for example, isn’t going to be easy from what CG hears.
Finding an affordable place to live is even tougher, unless of course you are one of the cashed up people who can afford to fork over big to find the best apartments in New York City –you know suburbs like Manhattan, Brooklyn, Hells Kitchen, or maybe somewhere along Wall St., maybe Broadway, and in around Times Square and Central Park. Finders fee, and then there is the rent.
Nope, don’t expect it to be cheap if that’s where you headed in the near future.
Speaking of Times Square, is that ageless dinosaur going to be there to ring in 2010 tomorrow, you know who I mean, Dick Clark.
You know what, living in New York City, unless I have too, would never, ever be an option for this Crooked in Canada blogger to ponder. It’s a no f***ing brainer.
I really don’t think that CG is that stupid, you know why he would risk his life on the streets of New York City where crime apparently pays–the clowns on Wall St. among those criminals raking in big bucks from something other than the drug trade, the porn trade and prostitution, and organized crime.
No sir, NYC will never be the place for CG to be, not unless for some unfortunate reason he has to be there.
That city, from what I see and hear about it on TV and on the Internet, could be hell on earth, and yet there are people who probably don’t know any better, or perhaps they are just too stupid to care or maybe they are that naive, that they see nothing wrong with increasing their chances of dying before their time.
Hey, look what living and working did to something like 3000 people back in 2001. What about last year too, look what living in New York City did to Heath Ledger, and then of course there is always the possibility that another terrorist attack is lurking in that courthouse where those 9/11 suspects are going to be tried.
Hey WTF–CG isn’t an expert when it comes the risks of living in NYC, so why listen to him, right. I tell you what though, if you have your heart set on moving to NYC, that moving there and carving out a better life for yourself is the way you want to go, then who is CG to stand in your way.
Having said that, as a favor to those of you who believe you can make a better and more prosperous life yourself in that hellhole of an American city let CG direct you to some people who might be able to help you find affordable and comfortable accommodation for your “new life” in New York City.
The agents at Lara Group Inc. are more than just qualified to help you out–they know the city like the back of their hand.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Abu Abdullah // Dec 31, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Ahhh… but you, unlike liberals, have not been liberated from thinking. With its tightly-packed skyscrapers, confined space, crowded streets and buildings, a subway system packed like sardines, and high concentration of Jews, New York City may be a target-rich environment for Jihadists, but think of all the great restaurants and great ethnic food! Who cares about living dangerously as long as you get to die in a cosmopolitan food heaven with a latte macchiato in one hand and a cream cheese lox bagel in your mouth!
2 CG // Jan 1, 2010 at 8:23 AM
You’re a satirical kind of guy aren’t you Abu?
Tell me something mate, would you rather live in Ottawa or New York City? Myself, I’m not big on crowds, traffic jams and all the other crap that goes with living in a big city, Calgary being the last one I lived in, so city living is no longer considered an option for me.
I can get a bagel down the street from where I live if I want to. I am surrounded by great restaurants and great ethnic food, therefore don’t have to walk very far to find my food heaven, and you know what else–along the way if my other head so desires, I can pop into a brothel and see if I can’t find myself a virgin, and I don’t need to even strap on a bomb. Like is that too cool or what?
3 Abu Abdullah // Jan 1, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Ottawa or NYC? The answer is none. When was the last time you were in Ottawa? Both are full of niggers, wiggers and sand niggers.
4 CG // Jan 2, 2010 at 6:21 AM
Abu, the last time I was in Ottawa I was just passing through, hitchhiking my way through from Quebec City to Regina. That was at least 25 years ago. Wasn’t impressed by the people living there then.
5 Abu Abdullah // Jan 2, 2010 at 1:05 PM
If you weren’t impressed 25 years ago, you’ll be even less impressed now. The Turd World invasion has made living in Ottawa so much more exciting though: one never knows when he’ll get blown to pieces by a local sand nigger while out sampling some exotic Turd World cuisine in town. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing, since the bomb blast will take out some of the many tax-sucking federal government employees living it up downtown on their taxpayer-funded salaries. What a way for taxpayers to get a lousy break from their tax burden, eh?
6 car-reviews.ru // Jan 3, 2010 at 11:09 AM
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