Crooked in Canada

From astrocenter.com

You might question your professional image. Maybe you will realize that you want to present yourself in a different way. If people see you as a shy but capable person, perhaps you are ready to communicate in a more assertive way. You might want to practice speaking in a firmer tone or using more eye contact when you meet with people. Find some simple things that you can change.

Like CG is laughing his white f***ing ass off. Professional image–I wish. Present myself in a different way–you wish. Shy–like get f**king real already, and yeah, I DO COMMUNICATE IN AN ASSERTIVE WAY, HAVEN’T YOU BEEN READING CROOKED IN CANADA? Speaking in a firmer tone–um yeah, I would do that around here, but that might make things more uncomfortable for me than the people I would be speaking to in that firmer tone.

Naah-ah, I’ll keep it toned down a little. As for that eye contact thing–never been a time when I haven’t made eye contact with somebody in front of me when I was speaking to him or her. That’s just not a polite thing to do, you know, not looking somebody in the eye when you are having a conversation, deep or otherwise, with them. Know what I mean?

From Y! Astrology

Have you heard the saying, ‘To make money, you have to spend money’? If you want to get in the game, you must come up with the admission fee. At least this money will be helping you toward a greater goal. Buy the things you need to get what you want or to send you where you want to go. Your purchases will be noted, and your investments will have far-reaching effects on those around you. Be optimistic, but don’t throw common sense out the window.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, f***ing ha! Like how much does one have to spend to make money, more than the cost of lottery ticket and a punt with one’s sports bookie? That’s for damn sure.

I agree though, in order to make money, you sometimes have to spend money…Though there are ways of making money without spending money to…bank heists come to mind…Wait, no that’s not right…It cost money for the tools of that trade.

You could make some good coin pushing drugs though, and if you’re smart enough about it, you could get somebody to front the drugs you want to sell. Just remember to pay your drug supplier off before you start using your product or spending the money, you are making on the street. Been there, done that, like when I was what–eighteen years of age and living in Quebec City.

Shout out to Jeannot–HOWZE IT GOING MY ENTERPREUNERIAL FRENCH FRIEND? BEEN A LONG TIME.