Siberian Tiger Rips Chairman of Canadian Exotic Animals Owners Association Apart

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Revenge of the Mighty Kitty

January 12th, 2010No Comments

I love cats, especially the ginger one that wakes me up all hours of the night, Garfield. Now he’s a cat with character and he certainly lives up to his name. Other than getting his claws out to take me on when I piss him off, and his little love bites, my little three-kilo cat would never, ever make a meal out of me–piss on me perhaps, but no it would be stupid for him to try and do to me what that Siberian tiger did to that guy in Ontario, Canada.

Garfield wouldn’t stand a chance against me, much like Norman Buwalda didn’t stand a chance against his pet cat, who it seems might have went out of its way to get a little payback from a guy that might have abused some of his exotic pets over the years, you know, treated them like shit on his bad days.

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FYI-this is the second time a giant feline has mauled somebody at Buwalda’s backyard zoo in Southwold, the first one being a 10-year-old boy five and a half years ago. For years neighbors had been trying to have the animals removed from the property. That shouldn’t be too much of a problem for them now.

Yeppers, six-hundred-fifty pounds of cat tore that poor bastard apart, and CG is kind of thinking that for several years now, he might have been asking for it. I wonder what PETA has to say about the attack on the now dead chairman of the Canadian Exotic Animal Owner’s Association. I’m sure they will have plent to say soon, if they haven’t already. Something like, “Huh, he got what he had coming to him,” which by the way, CG would agree.





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