Crooked in Canada

Last week CG published in Crooked in Canada a story about a cougar and teenager who hooked up for real after meeting each other while playing World Of Warcraft online.

Lauri Ann Price, a married mother of two who was struggling with some marital problems apparently lured the 16-year-old boy from his home in Barrie, Ontario so that she could f*** his brains out, and give him a little something to brag about with his high school mates.

Let’s hope that’s all she gave him by the way. God forbid she gave her teenage conquest the gift that keeps on giving, Herpes, or something like that.

Since returning to Texas, the 42-year-old cougar has been arrested and charged with two counts of online solicitation of a minor and one count of child enticement of a minor. In Ontario, the age of consent is 16, but in Texas, the age of consent is 17.

The Cougar

Given that there is evidence that the woman was engaged in a cyber sexual relationship with the teen for more than a year, and that there is evidence that the pair engaged in sexual activities in Canada, this woman is probably going to go to jail, but not for the maximum 10 years, she is facing for each charge. She might cop all of that $US10,000.00 fine for each of the charges , but CG doesn’t think that is likely either.

In the mean time, Ms. Price is being held at Houston’s Harris County Jail, where she will have to make do with whatever resources are available to her there to get herself off, you know, she’s go lesbian and she goes digital. Yeah I know, my minds in the gutter, but hey whose mind isn’t from time-to-time these days.

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