Noel Gallagher Gets What He Gives Sometimes, A Shit Kicking From A Canadian

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Dan Sullivan Should Have Made Fight With Noel Gallagher Worth The Headache And Bullshit

February 6th, 20102 Comments

Noel Gallagher was lucky that Dan Sullivan didn’t open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on him about 18 months ago after a concert performance on Toronto Island, for if he had been on the receiving end of one, I don’t think he would have the balls to do what he is planning to do, deliver a victim’s impact statement at his assailant’s sentencing hearing. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME NOEL GALLAGHER?

Here’s an FYI for anybody who is of the same mind as me and thinking that this is all publicity stunt, Noel Gallagher has no f***ing room to whinge in a courtroom about being a victim. He’s a dickhead. He’s victimized a lot of fans in his rock and roll lifetime. Make no mistake about that.

What an asshole.

Where the f*** does he get off playing up the part of the victim. I’m talking about a guy who gets off on fighting with his fans, only this last time the fan got the better of him, sending him to hospital.

NOEL GALLAGHER, YOU ARE A F***ING TOSSER!

And Dan Sullivan, cheers to you and sorry about your luck, but you know what mate, you should have laid a bigger beating on him, made having to go all the bullshit you have had to go through for the past 18 months worth the shit kicking you, me and shit load of your friends know you could have given him.

Sometimes it just isn’t worth holding back.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 All Day I Dream And Shine // Feb 11, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    What an anus you are. I don’t know why I have used some of my valuable time to highlight how pathetic this ramble is. When did Noel Gallagher ever attack any of his fans!? Maybe I should send this link on to the Oasis website to pass to Noel’s lawyers then he can have another backwards Canadian slung into the courts. Anyone that uses the term “Canadian whoopass” must surely adhere to the above claim from myself. Bumder.

  • 2 CG // Feb 11, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    Lol All Day I Dream,

    Are you like incarcerated or something. The reason I ask is because you would have to be if you weren’t aware of how many times Noel has attacked his fans. Don’t believe me–do a Google search and learn. Of course you could always read what is in Wikipedia too. It would save you time. By all means mate pass this link on the website–I could use the link back.

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