Thinking ‘Bama might be that Afro-American cousin I don’t know I have. He might by your long lost cousin too and you just don’t know it yet. Got any genealogists in your family?
400 or so years ago, and this according to New England genealogy experts, ‘Bama’s mommy (Stanley was her name) and newly elected Massachusetts senator Scott Brown’s mommy Judith, were blood relatives, descendants of somebody who until now was a nobody, not even a passing thought, Richard Singletary.
Yep, ‘Bama and Brown are tenth cousins–long lost ones.
You know what, this whole f***ing idea that Barack Obama is related not only to Republican senator Scott Brown, but George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Trueman and James Madison, is poppycock. Oh and hey, he’s related to that dope smoking Brad Pitt and one of the richest men in American, Warren Buffet.
F*** man, he’s related to everybody. Ain’t that right all you clowns at the New England Historic Genealogical Society?
Some people have way too much time on their hands, don’t you think.
I wonder how long it is going to be before one of “those experts” says, “Hey man, did you know that the 44th President of the United States is a descendant of the bin Laden family of Saudi Arabia and Idi Amin?”
Who knows, maybe Obama is related to you, huh.
Obama is related the latest elected Republican…Anything for attention and a f***ing headline.
Next “the experts” will be telling us that ‘Bama is related to former Klansman, Louisiana Republican and wannabe president, David Duke. Wouldn’t that make quite the headline?
Ya think ya might be related to one of these stone-faced historical figures?
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