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Canadians Need to Stop Tamilisation of Canada

August 27th, 2010No Comments

The voice of Canadian taxpayers needs to get louder when it comes to Tamils total ignorance towards those people Canada belongs to, the taxpayers putting them on Easy Street. It doesn’t belong to them and they don’t make the f**king rules. Crooked in Canada has been getting a lot of feedback about those taxpayer-funded boat [...]

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Tags: Canadian Tamils · Crooked in Canada · Immigration in Canada · National News Headlines

As if They are Going to Tell the F**king Truth

August 25th, 20101 Comment

So, the RCMP is sitting down with the boat people, people who illegally entered into Canada, and the RCMP is going to believe what comes out of their mouth? Like get f**ing real–why would anybody but the idiots sympathetic to their cause believe the shit that comes out of their mouths. The RCMP, so they [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines

Canadian Government Must Handle Asylum Seeker Problem Better Than Australia Has

August 18th, 2010No Comments

Let the spin begin. Tamils firing up the propaganda machine again. Shit is going to hit the fan, especially if the PM means what he says. Tamil migrants: ‘We are not terrorists’ Of the 490 people aboard the MV Sun Sea who were taken into custody, only two of them had the smarts to write [...]

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Tags: Immigration in Canada · National News Headlines · Trafficking

Put the Crackpipe Down Ipsos-Reid, Summer Polls Mean Shit in Real Voter’s World

August 11th, 20101 Comment

A new Ipsos-Reid poll has PM Stephen Harper’s conservatives in ‘a near dead heat’ with the Michael Ignatieff’s Liberals. Like WTF man, are the pollsters still smoking crack in Canada, or in this particular instance, is Ipsos-Reid being retained by the Liberal Party of Canada to act as its propaganda machine. There is  no f**king [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · National News Headlines

Speaking of Wonderful F**king Parents…

August 8th, 201010 Comments

How about this f**king moron. His name is Rourke Desmanche (native Indian maybe–the last name) and he apparently assaulted a 7-week-old boy who is in hospital with life-threatening injuries, and he assaulted a three-year-old too. Rumor has it that he was the victim’s father. The story that is unravelling includes sexual assault, at least that’s [...]

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Tags: Gangs in Canada · National News Headlines · Sexual Predators

Not Going to Happen India

July 5th, 2010No Comments

The Punjab state government (in India for those of you who are sleeping under a rock) is asking the Canadian government for $143-million because the CANADIAN GOVERNMENT OF 1914 turned back a shipload of South Asians (mostly Sikhs) from Vancouver nearly A CENTURY AGO. WTF is wrong with them, and good luck with that you [...]

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Tags: Crooked in Canada · National News Headlines

Rent-a-Rioters Romp in T.O.

June 28th, 20104 Comments

This morning on my routine neighbourhood walk, “Hey Don, did you catch the news on TV last night, the rioting in Canada?” I laughed it off saying, “Yeah, nothing like renting a rioter to send a peaceful message to the people elected to serve the people globally.”  My neighbours laugh along with me. LIKE WTF [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines

Lock These F**kers Up for 30 Your Honour

June 20th, 20102 Comments

After working for thirty days straight trying to find the nut jobs that firebombed an Ottawa bank on May 18, the Ottawa Police, the RCMP and the OPP finally gathered up enough evidence to arrest Claude Frederic Haridge, 56, Roger Clement, 58, and Matthew Morgan-Brown, early 30s. They are members, perhaps the only members of [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · National Security · Royal Canadian Mounted Police · Terrorism

Temporary Lapse in Her Mental Capacity…GET F**KING REAL!

June 15th, 20105 Comments

WTF is the deal with Montreal police calling a crime where a mother carves up her daughter with a knife, a “crime of honour” and this psych assessment the knife-wielding bitch is going to be given, like doesn’t the fact that she took a knife to her daughter because she was out late over the [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines

Take No Prisoners Officers, Take Aim And Fire

May 21st, 2010No Comments

Update: Anarchists are now distancing themselves from this incident and the cops are denying that they suspects in their sights. Wait for it, but whoever is arrested for this Mickey Mouse 3am firebombing, will probably be some drunk who on his way home from the bar thought he might make a good arsonist. I’m beginning [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · National News Headlines · National Security · Terrorism

These Anarchists Should Have A Short Life Span

May 19th, 2010No Comments

The bombing of a Royal Bank of Canada branch in Ottawa yesterday was an act of terrorism. Make no mistake about that, and the clowns responsible for it should have went up in flames too. Unidentified anarchists who are claiming responsibility for the bombing that caused $300-thousand worth of damage. Fortunately, the blast didn’t kill [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · National Security

Shout Out to U.S. Authorities in Oregon–SEND NOAH KIRKMAN BACK TO CANADA NOW!

May 11th, 2010No Comments

Crooked in Canada is feeling sorry for this woman, and like WTF is wrong with people?  The story about Lisa Kirkman’s 12-year-old son having being held against his will in the U.S. by authorities shouldn’t even exist, and you know what, the f**king morons in the Department of Human Services in Oregon need to be [...]

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Tags: Distressed Canadians Abroad · National News Headlines · Youth

A Firing Squad Would Be Cheaper

May 1st, 20104 Comments

Locking up Omar Khadr for 40 years isn’t going to be cheap, if he lives that long, and therefore Crooked in Canada would like to suggest an alternative form of punishment for the terrorizing little bastard, HOW ABOUT THE FIRING SQUAD, BOYS? Like seriously, what does a handful of bullets and shipping him back to [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines

One Punch Can Kill

April 19th, 20102 Comments

Having spent a good part of 20 years work in the bar/hotel industry I have seen a lot shit go down, especially when it comes to fights and bar brawls. Never was there a moment when I was involved in a fight with a patron, sometimes two or three at a time, did I not [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · Stupid People

Like WTF is Up with Helena Guergis and her Coke-Addicted Husband Rahim Jaffer

April 15th, 2010No Comments

Seriously, if ever there was a Canadian woman who you know, let her “job” go to her head, Conservative MP (or is it former Conservative?) Helena Guergis is the epitome of such a woman, and a taxpayer funded one at that. I tell ya, that bitch’s career in politics is done, and yeah if I [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · National News Headlines

Have a F***ing Heart Canadian Immigration Authorities And Jason Kenney

March 17th, 2010No Comments

When it comes to immigration, Crooked in Canada is all for it when it works properly, and immigrants aren’t a burden on “the system”, the latter of course depending on the circumstances of the persons involved. Take Costa Rica-born Jorleny Vargas Campos for example–her husband, Canadian David Barry, is dying of brain cancer. He has [...]

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Tags: Family · National News Headlines

Wow, What A Show Vancouver Put On Last Night In Canada

February 14th, 20102 Comments

I don’t get to experience too many Canadian moments down here in Oz very often, in fact, those kind of moments are few and far between, the exception being Canada Day, but yesterday–LIKE F***ING “A” MAN. Did you catch the opening ceremonies for the Olympic Winter Games? I didn’t miss a minute of it, and [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · Sports

Supreme Court Rules Canadian Government Abused Constitutional Rights Of Canadian Terrorist Omar Khadr

February 1st, 2010No Comments

Shout out to PM Stephen Harper, “Get ready mate, Omar’s mommy is going to sue now.” So now that the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that, the federal government violated Omar Khadr’s constitutional rights, how long does anybody think it will be before the terrorist’s family files a lawsuit for compensatory damages–you know, take [...]

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Tags: Canadian Justice System · Canadian Terrorists · National News Headlines

You Lose Again Lennikov-NOW GET THE F*** OUT OF CANADA ASSHOLE!

January 31st, 2010No Comments

Canada’s new public safety minister, Vic Toews, has wasted no time in putting his stamp on his new portfolio as far as those with deportation orders hanging over their heads go. Take that f***ing KGB meathead who has been holed up in a Vancouver church since June of last year for instance, Mikhail Lennikov, if [...]

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Tags: Deportations · National News Headlines

Fanf***ingtastic News for Khadr Haters Like Myself

January 30th, 20108 Comments

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa. Too f***ing bad for Omar Khadr supporters that the Supreme Court of Canada has said they are going to let the government make the call on whether or not they should ask the United States to return him to Canada, you know set him free instead of allowing the [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · Terrorism








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