Crooked in Canada

Another boatload of asylum seekers, the second in three days as a far as this blogger knows, has been intercepted by the HMAS Glenelg. There are 59  passengers on board and according to Border Protection Command, they are headed to Christmas Island where they will undergo health, security and identity checks, the latter two checks [...]

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Australia navy patrol boat HMAS Glenelg, operating under the umbrella of the Border Protection Command, intercepted another boatload of asylum seekers north of Christmas Island yesterday morning. According to early reports, there were 33 passengers and 2 crewmembers on board, all of whom have been taken UNDER ARMED GUARD, to Christmas Island for processing. Personally, [...]

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Police probe detention centre riot Did you know that the Australian navy has intercepted 83 boatloads of asylum seekers this year, and that most of the illegal immigrants aboard those ships were of Tamil descent? That’s what, two ships a week where among the passengers, there will undoubtedly by a few passengers who either support [...]

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The two-hundred Tamils on board the MV Sun Sea are headed to prison upon their arrival within the next day or so. Among those 200 illegals, you can bet there will be a few terrorists, and yeah Crooked in Canada thinks locking up the men and women who have no respect for Sri Lankan laws, [...]

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The founder of WikiLeaks has a death wish. While it may not happen today, tomorrow, next month or even this year, somebody is going to kill Julian Assange. It’s  either that, or he is going to be arrested, tried and  convicted for crimes related to his website, crimes that might include treason, spying, and whatever [...]

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Other then CSIS, the CIA, FBI and other national security agencies there are in North America to protect people from “f**ked in the head” Muslim extremists, I doubt there are many (Muslims of course excluded) in North America who have ever heard of Muslim cleric Sheikh Mansour Leghael. Who cares right? Leghael until very, very [...]

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Not too many people in Canada have heard this story. It’s about a guy from Zimbabwe, a circus performer, who knowingly spread the AIDS virus to women he picked up after his performances, and in bars. Godfrey Zaburoni has given a lot of women he had unprotected sex with a death sentence, and get this, [...]

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Australia’s Queensland government has come up with a way to keep pedophiles off the street and out our neighbourhoods after they have done their time, and it’s a good idea except for one missing element. I’ll get to that in a sec, but first let me tell you what Premier Anna Bligh’s government is proposing, [...]

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She’s back on dry land in Australia. Jessica Watson sailed safely into Sydney Harbour less than 48 hours ago where tens of thousands of people, including Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, had been waiting for hours to welcome her home. Yeah, it was quite a homecoming, dragging her arrival to satisfy the demands of network television [...]

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I like Facebook and I enjoy making new friends, but making new friends in Facebook comes with risks, the kind of risks that ended up costing 18-year-old Sydneysider Nona Belomesoff her life. CG really takes issue with women who make plans to “hook up” with men on Facebook, men who in their quest to satisfy [...]

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Australia Federal Police arrested a Bosnian war criminal yesterday and it got me thinking, “Gee, I wonder how many Bosnian war criminals who served under Captain Dragan are hiding out in Canada. There has to be a few of them kicking around Canada, right? You just know that immigration authorities let a few of them [...]

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Unlike Canadian waitresses and bartenders, the Australian ones can’t rely on tips to supplement their meagre wages and therefore have to get a little creative to help them make ends meet, especially if they have university fees to pay. One such waitress is a virgin who goes by the pseudonym Veronica, and like a few [...]

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Huh, okay Muslim people, those of you who think it should be your Mohammed given right; a guy walks into a bank here in Australia and he’s wearing a burqa. He pulls a gun. So how many people in that Sydney bank do you think wished they had a change of underwear with them, and [...]

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I don’t know how many months at sea teenage adventurer Jessica Watson has spent on the high seas in her quest to be the youngest person to sail around the world solo, but damn what a downer it must have been for the home-schooled sailor when she heard that she isn’t exactly setting the sailing [...]

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Crooked in Canada is going to name two more idiots for you. They are two f***ing idiots who thought they could get away with smuggling 3500 ecstasy pills inside a Sony Playstation. Their names are Tyson Saviro Santolla, who was 18 at the time of his arrest two years ago, and Jonothan Bradley Reid who [...]

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For the past couple of days I have published some shit in Crooked in Canada about the drunken behaviour of others, the kind of behaviour that you know, is no longer acceptable in what is apparently a new kind of evolved world we live in. Just to let readers know, that there was a time [...]

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Hey man, I’ve partied with a lot of girls in Canada before I came to The Land Down Under, and you know what, they were a lot more fun to party with than Aussie chicks. No doubt in my mind about that. Never let it be said that we don’t become obnoxious, brave and stupid [...]

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Teenage adventurer Jessica Watson has almost completed her solo journey around the world. She is now sailing in Australian territory, and if all goes according to plan, she should be in Sydney in time for her birthday. In about three weeks time. But first, she has to make it through the treacherous Southern Ocean. It’s [...]

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For the last f***ing time all you Schapelle Corby sympathizers, the Australian drug running sheila is no more f***ing insane than you or I. I’m assuming of course that those of you reading this Crooked in Canada blog post have your shit together. Most of you anyway. Aah-huh, aah-huh, aah-huh, nothing like pretending you’ve totally [...]

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If every Muslim women needed to hear a compelling reason as to why they should seriously consider complying with the overwhelming demand in Canada that they remove their Allah damn Islamic head dress when out and about on Canadian streets, in public buildings, or engaging in other extra-curricular activities like say go-carting, maybe they should [...]

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