Crooked in Canada

The 21-year-old son of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has gone on the record with his thoughts about what he thinks about the sexual assault allegations two women have levelled against his father. After reading what computer whiz Daniel Assange said about his father on Facebook, it is obvious to Crooked in Canada that, there is [...]

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In the aftermath of the Canadian navy intercepting a boatload of Tamil asylum seekers, some of whom are without a doubt members (key figures perhaps)  and supporters of banned terrorist organization Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, Crooked in Canada is taking this opportunity to you know, pass on information that the western media for whatever [...]

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A casual friend of  mine in the UK is a great resource for me when it comes to figuring out what makes Tamils  click. After almost two years of exchanging emails with my UK friend and from time-to-time publishing the information he sends me, I still can’t put my finger on why Tamils  do the [...]

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Swedish police are investigating WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange after unknown persons levelled allegations of molestation (not limited to children) against him. Two women have come forward to allege that he turned abusive toward them while they were having consensual sex with him. Details of what it was he did exactly are yet to be released. [...]

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This guy is a threat to Canadian troops in Afghanistan too you know. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is losing support from those of us who are supporters are free speech and you know what else, the crazy f**ker is his own worst enemy. For the past couple of weeks Assange has been playing a game [...]

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The founder of WikiLeaks has a death wish. While it may not happen today, tomorrow, next month or even this year, somebody is going to kill Julian Assange. It’s  either that, or he is going to be arrested, tried and  convicted for crimes related to his website, crimes that might include treason, spying, and whatever [...]

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An online marketing poll conducted by Leger Marketing has confirmed what I think most Canadians already knew, that they back b burqa ban, and that the Canadian government should follow France’s lead and not allow women to wear burqas for safety and the obvious, transparency reasons. You just never know what that f**k is under [...]

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I know, I know, I’ve been dwelling on the “Omar Khadr Circus”  a little too much this week and we’re only halfway through it, but what a f**king show he is putting on. It’s  Wednesday here in the land of Oz. Anyway, the following commentary about that piece of shit sitting down there in Guantanamo [...]

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On September 15 last year , Crooked in Canada published, Immigrant Couple in Alberta Loses Everything They Worked For, While Convicted Criminal Immigrants Like Jackie Tran Thrive. Since then, Sharon Lee has kept me up to date on how things are going for her and her husband in the UK. On July 2, I received [...]

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While Crooked in Canada wants to see Mariam Makniashvili found alive eight months after she vanished without a trace just minutes from her classroom, CG still hasn’t been able to rid himself of the thought that that motherf**king, sick bastard Mariam’s mother married, might have had something to do with her disappearance. Sure she could [...]

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Boobquake: A bunch of big breasted women jumping up and down in my backyard? Last week Crooked in Canada went off on that nut job, an Iranian cleric who told his equally nutty followers that, earthquakes had everything to do with people fornicating and sleazy women. I LMFANGLICANAO at that utterly ridiculous nonsense implying that [...]

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Adventure Harley-Davidson Crooked in Canada is dubbing the 21st Olympic Winter Games, the Olympic Whiner Games. F*** there is a lot of whining going on at these games. How about those 11 security guards who have been relieved of their duties and sent home.  A 19-year RCMP veteran was caught shoplifting, and the other 10 [...]

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For the second time in as many years in Nairobi, the Christians and the Muslims are locked in a very violent battle with one another, and while CG (Crooked in Canada) doesn’t know who is winning the fight, he’s cheering for the Christians to take win this one. So far the “religious riots” as they [...]

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Remember that old douche bag Brenda Martin? She’s the Trenton, Ontario woman CG said would be arrested eventually, after she was repatriated to Canada from that Mexican prison she was locked up in for being a money launderer. Didn’t she put on a show, huh?  Remember the performance she put on for Canadians, the one [...]

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I don’t know what it is this particular queer guy has against Canadians, but Perez Hilton definitely has a problem with them. This time it’s movie maker James Cameron. Hopefully there paths will cross one day and the maker of Titanic and the recently release Avatar will open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on [...]

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Like what the f*** is wrong with the CIA, did they not take notice of what went down a couple of weeks ago at Ft. Hood in Killeen, Texas, you know, that terrorist attack that was committed by a Muslim serving in the U.S. military? Get this; the CIA has taken out full-page ads in [...]

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So was it money well spent I wonder, the money the United Nations spent on determining the effects condoms would have on global warming. Geez is it any wonder the United States refuses to pay their fair share when it comes to propping up the UN. This is just stupid, and the research that came [...]

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Heads of publishing empires all over the world do it, they instruct their journalists on the finer points of being biased, and how to make it work for them, and look like fools and idiots at the same time. Take the clowns who own the Toronto Star for example, the don’t particularly care how dumb [...]

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Crooked in Canada has managed to find out what went down with Kimberlee Ouwroulis age discrimination complaint against the New Locomotion strip club and its owner, John Sit. I tell you what, it didn’t go down very well for her and get this, Kimberlee didn’t even bother to show up to the hearing. Like what [...]

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If ever anybody needed a reason to keep Islam out of the U.S. Army, the army officer who went on a shooting rampage at Fort Hood in Texas, provides that reason. I don’t know, call me a rational racist I guess, but don’t think of me as being that stupid. I would never, ever advocate [...]

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