Crooked in Canada

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Crooked in Canada is dubbing the 21st Olympic Winter Games, the Olympic Whiner Games. F*** there is a lot of whining going on at these games.
How about those 11 security guards who have been relieved of their duties and sent home.  A 19-year RCMP veteran was caught shoplifting, and the other 10 have been [...]

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For the second time in as many years in Nairobi, the Christians and the Muslims are locked in a very violent battle with one another, and while CG (Crooked in Canada) doesn’t know who is winning the fight, he’s cheering for the Christians to take win this one.
So far the “religious riots” as they are [...]

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Remember that old douche bag Brenda Martin? She’s the Trenton, Ontario woman CG said would be arrested eventually, after she was repatriated to Canada from that Mexican prison she was locked up in for being a money launderer.
Didn’t she put on a show, huh?  Remember the performance she put on for Canadians, the one about [...]

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I don’t know what it is this particular queer guy has against Canadians, but Perez Hilton definitely has a problem with them. This time it’s movie maker James Cameron. Hopefully there paths will cross one day and the maker of Titanic and the recently release Avatar will open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on [...]

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Like what the f*** is wrong with the CIA, did they not take notice of what went down a couple of weeks ago at Ft. Hood in Killeen, Texas, you know, that terrorist attack that was committed by a Muslim serving in the U.S. military?
Get this; the CIA has taken out full-page ads in Arabic-language [...]

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So was it money well spent I wonder, the money the United Nations spent on determining the effects condoms would have on global warming. Geez is it any wonder the United States refuses to pay their fair share when it comes to propping up the UN.
This is just stupid, and the research that came up [...]

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Heads of publishing empires all over the world do it, they instruct their journalists on the finer points of being biased, and how to make it work for them, and look like fools and idiots at the same time.
Take the clowns who own the Toronto Star for example, the don’t particularly care how dumb Thomas [...]

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Crooked in Canada has managed to find out what went down with Kimberlee Ouwroulis age discrimination complaint against the New Locomotion strip club and its owner, John Sit.
I tell you what, it didn’t go down very well for her and get this, Kimberlee didn’t even bother to show up to the hearing. Like what a [...]

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If ever anybody needed a reason to keep Islam out of the U.S. Army, the army officer who went on a shooting rampage at Fort Hood in Texas, provides that reason.
I don’t know, call me a rational racist I guess, but don’t think of me as being that stupid. I would never, ever advocate for [...]

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It’s been what now, a couple of months almost since General Stanley A. McChrystal asked the U.S. commander-in-chief to send more U.S. troops into Afghanistan, and Barack still has to think about it? Maybe those three choppers that were taken out yesterday will hasten his response, huh? It’s either yes or no Mr. President, stop [...]

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So Canada, does Pamela Anderson have anything to be ashamed about herself?
I THINK SHE DOES!

Since when is a shameless whore like Canadian Pamela Anderson ashamed of anything, especially when it comes to the Canadian government by law and constitution no less, allowing the seal hunt to go on?

Like are you kidding me, the former beer [...]

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Did you hear the story about a Vancouver father who attended the Internet School of Circumcision and decided that was enough to give him not the only the tools, but the skill to cut away the foreskin from his 4-year-old’s penis? Get this though; he had previously botched the same surgical procedure on his own [...]

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It would seem life was too much to bear for high school teacher David Dewees. I guess in hindsight he should have thought twice about using his position in the classroom to you know, get his rocks off with students who were going through puberty.  If he had, he wouldn’t have been charged with the [...]

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During the past couple of days a number of attack ads directed toward Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff have cropped up on YouTube.
The ads have been submitted anonymously and appear to becoming from the left of Iggy.
Is he being squeezed by both sides of the political divide?
My opinion: tempers are about to explode  in the  Liberal [...]

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Moammar Gadhafi Scared Away From Gander
The RCMP had a plan for Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi’s visit it to Newfoundland next week, but the terrorist has cancelled his Canadian stopover, something about not liking the idea of being stripped of his security detail and him not being allowed to carry firearms. Aah, the poor little chickenshit.
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Abouboof**inghoo is suing the Canadian government for $27-million, and while I might be inclined to believe that he is entitled to some compensation, like maybe a couple of hundred thousand dollars, he was pretty much the maker of his own fate if you ask me.
Sometimes, and we are guilty of this at one time or [...]

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A fourteen-year-old Toronto girl has been arrested and charged with the murder of a 61-year-old transient in a cemetery. Because of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, she can’t be identified, but for the purpose of this article CG is going to call her Bitch Face Killer (BFC).
While this is an ongoing investigation, and police are [...]

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When Bosco Homes was operating in Regina, there was controversy, but it certainly didn’t compare to the shit that went down this past June when two 14-year-olds went AWOL from Strathcona County Ranch, and went on a killing spree that took the life out of 50-year-old Susan Trudel and 68-year-old Barry Boenke.
Because of those murders, [...]

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Did you hear about the story about a ghost hunter falling to her death in what is thought to be, a haunted 134-year-old three-story building in Toronto, and that she wasn’t alone at the time of her death?
It’s news people, not big news, but news just the same.
According to the article I read at expressbuzz.com, [...]

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The Italian mob in Canada isn’t thriving as much as it used to, especially in the Montreal area where the biggest and dumbest mistake they ever made, was jumping into bed with the Hells Angels, and thinking they could work together.
Doing business with the bikers in Quebec showed just how stupid the Mafia is, and [...]

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