Crooked in Canada

Are you f**king kidding me. Your tax dollars hard at work again Canada. Say, how many starving children are there in Canada again? Um, how many Canadian families are in dire straits, you know the ones I’m talking about–the homeless ones? Death row inmate Ronald Smith is apparently being considered for assistance from the Canadian [...]

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She thinks her shit doesn’t stink, and there are murmurs around the Hill that she thinks she is God’s gift to men and a real bitch to work for, but the one thing there is no doubting; since she was elected to Parliament, Liberal MP Ruby Dhalla hasn’t amounted to too much on the taxpayer’s [...]

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A new Ipsos-Reid poll has PM Stephen Harper’s conservatives in ‘a near dead heat’ with the Michael Ignatieff’s Liberals. Like WTF man, are the pollsters still smoking crack in Canada, or in this particular instance, is Ipsos-Reid being retained by the Liberal Party of Canada to act as its propaganda machine. There is  no f**king [...]

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The Canadian government is worried about a cargo ship with 200 Tamils on board sailing toward Canada. It is worried about who might be onboard that ship. They are saying that is important to send a message that Canada should not be viewed as an easy entry into North America. Right on. So Mr. PM, [...]

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This story is as ridiculous as the stories I was told as a child about Chinese restaurants chopping up cat, and serving it up as a substitute for chicken in fried rice, chow mein and chop suey. The story about what the director of CSIS said about some BC elected officials has gone of the [...]

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There was never any doubt in my mind that MPs would pass a bill that would prevent one half of the  Bernardo-Homolka schoolgirl killer team from seeking a pardon next month, but at the end of the day Karla Homolka is still eligible to apply for a pardon, eventually, if she chooses to do so [...]

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Karla Homolka will be applying for a pardon for her crimes in July, one of which includes drugging her sister and then allowing that sick f**k of a husband of hers to rape, her before she dies after what was it again; choking to death on her own vomit wasn’t it or something like that [...]

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How is my French? Did I translate to French,” It stinks in the LPQ,” all right, or do I need to work on it some more? The stink of corruption is permeating through the Liberal Party again, only this time it’s emanating from the Liberal Party of Quebec (LPQ), and well let’s just say it [...]

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Count Crooked in Canada as a Nancy Ruth fan. Yep, ya just got to love a woman who can stand up in front of a bunch of feminists and say,” Shut the f**k up.” Really, the Conservative Canadian Senator really said that on Parliament Hill, though in a couple of day’s time that story is [...]

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If MP Helena Guergis wants those Canadians contributing dollars to her pay packet and the perks (cocaine and prostitutes) she gets with her job, to believe that she hasn’t been doing cocaine and hanging with hookers, she better come up with a better defense than, “rumours gone amok.” Like WTF man, she could have put [...]

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Seriously, if ever there was a Canadian woman who you know, let her “job” go to her head, Conservative MP (or is it former Conservative?) Helena Guergis is the epitome of such a woman, and a taxpayer funded one at that. I tell ya, that bitch’s career in politics is done, and yeah if I [...]

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Her whole f***ing world is crumbling. Finally, something good to hear about Conservative MP Helena Guergis, the elected public official Crooked in Canada believes is into at the very least, recreational drug use. You know, if her husband is, was doing it, you can bet she was in there like bees are to honey. Anyway, [...]

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Since her husband was busted for cocaine and drunk driving, the Canadian political arena has been unkind to Conservative MP Helena Guergis, and rightfully for so if, you believe in that age-old adage, “Guilt by association,” which apply applies when it comes to her dickhead of a husband, whose name escapes me at the moment. [...]

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Enter the iTunes app store–Click here I vaguely remember something about a bill being introduced by the Liberal Party of Canada a while back that would allow immigrants to qualify for  Old Age pension cheques after only living in Canada three years instead of 10 years. I am going to assume that the bill MP [...]

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Turn Your Blog into a Little Bit of a Moneymaker Never let it be said from this moment on that, the Harper government didn’t do what the court couldn’t force them to do, something to ensure that the U.S. wasn’t violating Omar Khadr’s constitutional rights. After being wrongfully accused of doing what the former Liberal [...]

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So I hear today (Saturday here, Friday there) that that retard (quick somebody call the PC police–I used the R-word) leading the NDP, Jack Layton, is going to make a public announcement about his leadership, that he might be stepping down. It’s only a rumor of course, but suppose it isn’t, wouldn’t that be good [...]

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Crooked in Canada congratulates PM Stephen Harper for finally gaining control of the Senate with his latest appointments to the Upper Chamber: Bob Runciman, Vim Kochar, Pierre-Hugues Boisvenu, Elizabeth Marshall and Rose-May Poirier. With those five appointments, the Tories now fill 51 seats in the Upper Chamber, compared to 49 for the Liberals. There are [...]

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There is nothing funny about political assassinations, but CG admits that sometimes they are necessary–Robert Mugabe, Hamid Karzai, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong Il, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad just a handful of political leaders who should be shot between the eyes, but the Canadian Prime Minister, like get f*** real the Liberal Party of Canada. What is [...]

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From the Oxford Dictionary-renew: restore to original state; revive; replace with fresh thing; get, make or give again. Liberal MP Ruby Dhalla says that there wasn’t a discussion over drinks at the Fairmont Chateau Laurier in British Columbia last week about ousting Liberal leader;  that she, Bob Rae, Carolyn Bennet and Glen Pearson were only [...]

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So Canadian taxpayers, how many of you are aware that there is a rumor being floated here in Oz that says the Tamil refugees refusing to disembark from an  Australian Customs ship, will be resettled in Canada, some of them anyway. You hear about that, has the Harper government made any mention of that during [...]

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