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Bill C-428 And Are Those Puppies Real, Ruby Dhalla

March 16th, 2010No Comments

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I vaguely remember something about a bill being introduced by the Liberal Party of Canada a while back that would allow immigrants to qualify for  Old Age pension cheques after only living in Canada three years instead of 10 years. I am going to assume that the bill MP Ruby [...]

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Canadian Government Makes Token Gesture For Omar Khadr

February 18th, 20103 Comments

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Never let it be said from this moment on that, the Harper government didn’t do what the court couldn’t force them to do, something to ensure that the U.S. wasn’t violating Omar Khadr’s constitutional rights.
After being wrongfully accused of doing what the former Liberal government was [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Terrorists

Stupid Me For Thinking Jack Layton Had The Testicular Fortitude To Step Down As Leader Today

February 6th, 2010No Comments

So I hear today (Saturday here, Friday there) that that retard (quick somebody call the PC police–I used the R-word) leading the NDP, Jack Layton, is going to make a public announcement about his leadership, that he might be stepping down.
It’s only a rumor of course, but suppose it isn’t, wouldn’t that be good news [...]

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Congratulations Prime Minister Stephen Harper

January 30th, 20102 Comments

Crooked in Canada congratulates PM Stephen Harper for finally gaining control of the Senate with his latest appointments to the Upper Chamber: Bob Runciman, Vim Kochar, Pierre-Hugues Boisvenu, Elizabeth Marshall and Rose-May Poirier.
With those five appointments, the Tories now fill 51 seats in the Upper Chamber, compared to 49 for the Liberals. There are five [...]

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Photo of Assassinated Prime Minister Slipped Through The Cracks My Ass

December 16th, 2009No Comments

There is nothing funny about political assassinations, but CG admits that sometimes they are necessary–Robert Mugabe, Hamid Karzai, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong Il, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad just a handful of political leaders who should be shot between the eyes, but the Canadian Prime Minister, like get f*** real the Liberal Party of Canada.
What is it [...]

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Is Ruby Dhalla Behind Coup To Sack Her Boss CG Wonders

December 8th, 20093 Comments

From the Oxford Dictionary-renew: restore to original state; revive; replace with fresh thing; get, make or give again.
Liberal MP Ruby Dhalla says that there wasn’t a discussion over drinks at the Fairmont Chateau Laurier in British Columbia last week about ousting Liberal leader;  that she, Bob Rae, Carolyn Bennet and Glen Pearson were only [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · In My Opinion

Australia Saying Canada Is Taking In Asylum Seekers Aboard Oceanic Viking

November 10th, 20094 Comments

So Canadian taxpayers, how many of you are aware that there is a rumor being floated here in Oz that says the Tamil refugees refusing to disembark from an  Australian Customs ship, will be resettled in Canada, some of them anyway. You hear about that, has the Harper government made any mention of that during [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Foreign Affairs · International Headlines · Missing Persons

Yes Theoren Fleury, Most Hockey Fans Already Knew Your Story Buddy

October 10th, 20093 Comments

So how many years has it been since that pedophile who coached the Moose Jaw Warriors, Graham James, was busted for sexually abusing his players?
It has been something like 12 years since the sick bastard was locked up, right.
He’s free now of course, but those he sexually abused will never be free. Take Theoren Fleury [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Sports

Omar Khadr Defense Team Deploys New Delay Tactic After His Military Lawyer Canned

October 8th, 2009No Comments

Like are Omar Khadr’s lawyers stupid or what?
He’s a Canadian who supports and will act on behalf of terrorism, at the drop of a hat, or when [that] phone call happens. His lawyer, Barry “Court Jester” Coburn, is an idiot that was selected to replace another idiot at the defense table, Lt-Cmdr. Bill Kuebler, who [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Justice System · Killer Parents · Scams and Scammers · Terrorism · Trials

So Are You in a Singing Kind of Mood Iggy

October 5th, 20096 Comments

While Prime Minister Stephen Harper was belting out a Beatle’s tune with Yo Yo Ma at a fundraising event his wife chaired, where was that liberal clown Michael Ignatieff doing, why he was in Quebec trying to salvage what little cohesiveness his party has left in la belle province.
Yep, while PM Harper was singing “With [...]

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Aah, Poor Little Iggy

September 17th, 2009No Comments

I think it is about time Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff stopped shooting of his mouth and got down to what Canadian taxpayers are paying him to do, work in the country’s best interests instead of his party.
What do you think Canada, are you with me on that one? How about you Iggy, are you on [...]

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Here’s A Story About A Terrorist Attack Looking For A Place To Happen

September 16th, 20093 Comments

Gee, I wonder how well this is going to go down in Canada.
Get this, in Afghanistan if you help Canada with its mission in Afghanistan, have done so for 12 months, and can prove that you face injury or death as a result, a streamlined process for such an Afghan national to gain permanent residency [...]

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Tags: Canada in Afghanistan · Canadian Government · Defense Dept. · Immigration in Canada · National Security · Terrorism

Canadian Prime Minister Wants Liberals To Topple His Government

September 4th, 20091 Comment

Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff has once again threatened to pull the trigger on a federal election, the difference being this time that that fossil of a leader for the New Democrats. Jack Layton has offered to prop up the minority Conservative government in a confidence vote in exchange for a backroom deal or two.
PM Stephen [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · National News Headlines

I Think It Was Personal And I Bet The Feds Do Too

August 20th, 20094 Comments

It’s good to hear that Suuad Hagi Mohamud is back in Canada after being able to prove who she was in Kenya, but by the time anybody gets to the bottom of her story, you know the truth as to why she was treated like shit by a certain Canadian embassy diplomat in Kenya, taxpayers [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Government Scandals

Omar Khadr: He Will Cost Canadian Taxpayers Even More Money Thanks to Federal Appeal Court Ruling

August 15th, 20095 Comments

When will Canadian taxpayers have to stop paying for the bullshit that is known as Omar Khadr? Seriously, how much is it going to cost Canadian taxpayers for this piece of shit before the little motherf**ker gets what is coming to him, many more years behind bars in the United States?
Canadians (not the dickheads that [...]

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Web Surveillance: Canadian MPs Crossing The Line

June 20th, 20093 Comments

The Conservative government has introduced two bills that will give law enforcement more access to Internet communications and the personal details of subscribers.
While Crooked in Canada doesn’t have a problem with law enforcement having more resources than they already have to aid them with online CRIME, I have to wonder what the point is having [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · National News Headlines

Michael Ignatieff vs. Stephen Harper: They Have a Deal

June 19th, 2009No Comments

Attention all Liberals, attention all Liberals, there will not be a Canadian election this summer. I repeat; there will not be a Canadian election this summer.
Hmm…I’m wondering now, how many supporters has the Liberal Party of Canada lost, now that another threat from the leader of the LPC has amounted to nothing more than just [...]

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Come On Prime Minister Harper, Call Liberal Leader’s Bluff

June 16th, 2009No Comments

Kick them while their still down Mr. Prime Minister, JUST SAY NO to any concessions the Liberals want your government to make to prevent your minority government from being toppled.
Shout out to all Conservative Mps; convince the PM to let the Liberals, the NDP and the Bloc pull the plug on the government, and force [...]

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Canadian MPs Not Allowed into Sri Lanka and They Wonder Why

June 12th, 20093 Comments

Bob Rae is an idiot most of the time, but he is right when he says Sri Lanka is afraid. Gee, Bob, and why do you think that is would be my next question, even though I already know the answer.
Of course, they are afraid to talk to you Bob.  Why shouldn’t they be, Liberal [...]

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Sri Lanka Government: Bob Rae Sent Home

June 11th, 20094 Comments

From the Sri Lanka Government website:
Bob Rae sent home
Canadian Liberal Party member, Bob Rae has been deported to Canada a short while ago, Controller General of Immigration and Emigration P.B. Abeykoon told www.news.lk.
Abeykoon said  the decision to deport Rae was based on a Government Intelligence report, which led the immigration authorities to detain him [...]

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