Are you f**king kidding me. Your tax dollars hard at work again Canada. Say, how many starving children are there in Canada again? Um, how many Canadian families are in dire straits, you know the ones I’m talking about–the homeless ones? Death row inmate Ronald Smith is apparently being considered for assistance from the Canadian [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Canadian Government'
Government ‘Might’ Help Ronald Smith Escape Consequences of His Murderous Actions
August 25th, 2010 – No Comments
Tags: Canadian Government · Homicidal Maniacs
Chance for MP Ruby Dhalla to Make Herself Useful
August 16th, 2010 – 2 Comments
She thinks her shit doesn’t stink, and there are murmurs around the Hill that she thinks she is God’s gift to men and a real bitch to work for, but the one thing there is no doubting; since she was elected to Parliament, Liberal MP Ruby Dhalla hasn’t amounted to too much on the taxpayer’s [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Deportations · Immigration in Canada
Put the Crackpipe Down Ipsos-Reid, Summer Polls Mean Shit in Real Voter’s World
August 11th, 2010 – 1 Comment
A new Ipsos-Reid poll has PM Stephen Harper’s conservatives in ‘a near dead heat’ with the Michael Ignatieff’s Liberals. Like WTF man, are the pollsters still smoking crack in Canada, or in this particular instance, is Ipsos-Reid being retained by the Liberal Party of Canada to act as its propaganda machine. There is no f**king [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · National News Headlines
Turn the Tamils Back at Gunpoint PM Stephen Harper
August 10th, 2010 – 2 Comments
The Canadian government is worried about a cargo ship with 200 Tamils on board sailing toward Canada. It is worried about who might be onboard that ship. They are saying that is important to send a message that Canada should not be viewed as an easy entry into North America. Right on. So Mr. PM, [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Tamils · National Security
Lighten the F**k Up Ya Morons, You Are Making a Mountain Out of a Mole Hill When it Comes to CSIS Director
June 27th, 2010 – 1 Comment
This story is as ridiculous as the stories I was told as a child about Chinese restaurants chopping up cat, and serving it up as a substitute for chicken in fried rice, chow mein and chop suey. The story about what the director of CSIS said about some BC elected officials has gone of the [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · National Security
So the Pardon Reform Bill Gets Through the House
June 18th, 2010 – 1 Comment
There was never any doubt in my mind that MPs would pass a bill that would prevent one half of the Bernardo-Homolka schoolgirl killer team from seeking a pardon next month, but at the end of the day Karla Homolka is still eligible to apply for a pardon, eventually, if she chooses to do so [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Justice System · Homicidal Maniacs
Pardon Reform Bill Will Not Affect Karla Holmolka Bid For Pardon
June 17th, 2010 – 3 Comments
Karla Homolka will be applying for a pardon for her crimes in July, one of which includes drugging her sister and then allowing that sick f**k of a husband of hers to rape, her before she dies after what was it again; choking to death on her own vomit wasn’t it or something like that [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Homicidal Maniacs
Sa Peu dans le LPQ mes Amis
May 26th, 2010 – 1 Comment
How is my French? Did I translate to French,” It stinks in the LPQ,” all right, or do I need to work on it some more? The stink of corruption is permeating through the Liberal Party again, only this time it’s emanating from the Liberal Party of Quebec (LPQ), and well let’s just say it [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Senator Nancy Ruth Tells Feminists To Shut The F**k Up
May 4th, 2010 – No Comments
Count Crooked in Canada as a Nancy Ruth fan. Yep, ya just got to love a woman who can stand up in front of a bunch of feminists and say,” Shut the f**k up.” Really, the Conservative Canadian Senator really said that on Parliament Hill, though in a couple of day’s time that story is [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Coke Addicted Canadian Member of Parliament Needs to Come Up with a Better Denial
April 17th, 2010 – 2 Comments
If MP Helena Guergis wants those Canadians contributing dollars to her pay packet and the perks (cocaine and prostitutes) she gets with her job, to believe that she hasn’t been doing cocaine and hanging with hookers, she better come up with a better defense than, “rumours gone amok.” Like WTF man, she could have put [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Like WTF is Up with Helena Guergis and her Coke-Addicted Husband Rahim Jaffer
April 15th, 2010 – No Comments
Seriously, if ever there was a Canadian woman who you know, let her “job” go to her head, Conservative MP (or is it former Conservative?) Helena Guergis is the epitome of such a woman, and a taxpayer funded one at that. I tell ya, that bitch’s career in politics is done, and yeah if I [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · National News Headlines
How Fast and Hard Will Canadian MP Helena Guergis Fall
April 12th, 2010 – No Comments
Her whole f***ing world is crumbling. Finally, something good to hear about Conservative MP Helena Guergis, the elected public official Crooked in Canada believes is into at the very least, recreational drug use. You know, if her husband is, was doing it, you can bet she was in there like bees are to honey. Anyway, [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Crooked in Canada Calling for the Lippy and Entitled Helena Guergis to be Drug Tested
April 5th, 2010 – No Comments
Since her husband was busted for cocaine and drunk driving, the Canadian political arena has been unkind to Conservative MP Helena Guergis, and rightfully for so if, you believe in that age-old adage, “Guilt by association,” which apply applies when it comes to her dickhead of a husband, whose name escapes me at the moment. [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Bill C-428 And Are Those Puppies Real, Ruby Dhalla
March 16th, 2010 – 37 Comments
Enter the iTunes app store–Click here I vaguely remember something about a bill being introduced by the Liberal Party of Canada a while back that would allow immigrants to qualify for Old Age pension cheques after only living in Canada three years instead of 10 years. I am going to assume that the bill MP [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Canadian Government Makes Token Gesture For Omar Khadr
February 18th, 2010 – 3 Comments
Turn Your Blog into a Little Bit of a Moneymaker Never let it be said from this moment on that, the Harper government didn’t do what the court couldn’t force them to do, something to ensure that the U.S. wasn’t violating Omar Khadr’s constitutional rights. After being wrongfully accused of doing what the former Liberal [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Terrorists
Stupid Me For Thinking Jack Layton Had The Testicular Fortitude To Step Down As Leader Today
February 6th, 2010 – No Comments
So I hear today (Saturday here, Friday there) that that retard (quick somebody call the PC police–I used the R-word) leading the NDP, Jack Layton, is going to make a public announcement about his leadership, that he might be stepping down. It’s only a rumor of course, but suppose it isn’t, wouldn’t that be good [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Congratulations Prime Minister Stephen Harper
January 30th, 2010 – 2 Comments
Crooked in Canada congratulates PM Stephen Harper for finally gaining control of the Senate with his latest appointments to the Upper Chamber: Bob Runciman, Vim Kochar, Pierre-Hugues Boisvenu, Elizabeth Marshall and Rose-May Poirier. With those five appointments, the Tories now fill 51 seats in the Upper Chamber, compared to 49 for the Liberals. There are [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Photo of Assassinated Prime Minister Slipped Through The Cracks My Ass
December 16th, 2009 – No Comments
There is nothing funny about political assassinations, but CG admits that sometimes they are necessary–Robert Mugabe, Hamid Karzai, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong Il, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad just a handful of political leaders who should be shot between the eyes, but the Canadian Prime Minister, like get f*** real the Liberal Party of Canada. What is [...]
Tags: Canadian Government
Is Ruby Dhalla Behind Coup To Sack Her Boss CG Wonders
December 8th, 2009 – 3 Comments
From the Oxford Dictionary-renew: restore to original state; revive; replace with fresh thing; get, make or give again. Liberal MP Ruby Dhalla says that there wasn’t a discussion over drinks at the Fairmont Chateau Laurier in British Columbia last week about ousting Liberal leader; that she, Bob Rae, Carolyn Bennet and Glen Pearson were only [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · In My Opinion
Australia Saying Canada Is Taking In Asylum Seekers Aboard Oceanic Viking
November 10th, 2009 – 4 Comments
So Canadian taxpayers, how many of you are aware that there is a rumor being floated here in Oz that says the Tamil refugees refusing to disembark from an Australian Customs ship, will be resettled in Canada, some of them anyway. You hear about that, has the Harper government made any mention of that during [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Foreign Affairs · International Headlines · Missing Persons





