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What is up with the judge in the most recent Lindsay Lohan court appearance, and those before him, are they all fucking afraid to do the right thing by her and lock her up behind bars where she belongs for her lack of respect for laws and "rules of society" she keeps breaking? Maybe they are on the take, cashing in big time everytime that silly little bitch makes a court appearance.
Nobody knows for sure what motivates judges to cut Lindsay Lohan some slack every time she breaches her probation or breaks the law, and then appears before them, but one thing everybody knows is that Lohan has been getting away with way too much shit.
Surely Crooked in Canada (CC) isn't the only publication that thinks Lindsay Lohan should have been put behind bars a long time ago, where she could have been forced to participate in a 12 step program for prison inmates.
90 days in a rehab facility, 18 months in therapy (yeah right -- too fucking funny, like that is going to fix what is wrong with that silly bitch before she kills someone) and 30 days of community service is what she ended up with for her latest criminal act: reckless driving and lying to police.
LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU JUDGE JAMES DABNEY?
That silly bitch should have been thrown in jail for 18 months, but for whatever reason (perhaps he is getting sexual favours Lindsay Lohan) the judge seen fit to slap the "trainwreck waiting for a time and place to happen" on the wrist again.
It's bullshit and the sentiment among Hollywood celebrities is the same as this Crooked in Canada Blog blogger, that silly little bitch should be in jail.
Celebrity mudslinger Perez Hilton has become a parent for the first, and hopefully, the last time.
My god, who in their right fucking mind would carry that douche bag's child, or for that matter, let him adopt one? Somebody has fucked up and it's going to come back and bite them in the ass one day -- Hilton being the low-life lying scumbag that he is when it comes to his parenting skills I'm sure. Fuck, he has none, and won't it be an imposition for him, what with the amount of time he is going to have to spend with his son.
If he thought being a parent was too much of an imposition back when he said as much when he was explaining why he didn't have children ...
Well let's just say that now that he has bought and paid for a child, you can bet your sweet ass he is going to find his son just as much of a nuisance and annoyance as Casey Anthony did with her now dead daughter, Caylee. Not that Mario Lavandeira will ever get away with murdering a child.
He might not be above disposing of one however.
You just never know with creeps like him. And oh aren't the congratulatory tweets on Twitter he is receiving from celebrities a little over the top?
Seriously, how many of those celebrity tweets are sincere, huh?
If ever there was a child to feel as sorry for as American mom and dads felt when Caylee Anthony's tragic story played out in the media, the sniping celebrity blogger's child is that child.
What others are saying online, as their comments appeared on blogs.babycenter.com:
"Perez Hilton is now a father. Of a child. Like… Someone actually gave Perez Hilton a baby. PEREZ HILTON HAS A HUMAN CHILD. I need a minute.”
"At least you’re not perez hilton’s child’ is what i’m going to whisper to myself every time i feel down from now on.”
“Perez Hilton is now a dad? What creature agreed to procreate with it/him/her?”
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March 28, 2013
Hunters on a British island near Antarctica have slaughtered 3500 reindeer that if it hadn't been for the Norwegians 100 years ago, wouldn't have been there in the first place.
Apparently reindeer are a threat to the native wildlife there and that's why they were corralled into pens and slaughtered.
It would have been like "shooting ducks in a pond" for the 16 Sami reindeer herders Norway sent in to do the the dastardly deed.
Santa Claus can't be too happy about that, and neither will animal rights groups and activists, who for whatever reason have had very little to say about the cull organized by Martin Collins, the chief executive of the government of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, places this Crooked in Canada blogger never heard of until today.
The venison from the cull is being sold to residents of the Falkland Islands and passing cruise ships.
Next year the Norwegians are going to massacre 1500 more reindeer.
France has plans to do the same to the reindeer it introduced a century ago to the Kerguelen Islands in the Southern Indian Ocean. CC is wondering how much of that venison is going to end up on Australian dinner tables whenever the French get around to eradicating those reindeer?
Naah, no fucking way man, there is no way Father Christmas will be happy about that either.
Crooked in Canada doesn't buy for one second that an 93-year-old pedophile is too ill to stand trial.
Seriously, if it was only two years ago that a 93-year-old Karl Joseph Kraus was well enough to commit to commit sex crimes in Thailand, then he must be on his death bed now if he is too ill to stand trial for sexually abusing four sisters two years ago, the youngest of whom was only 5-years-old. That piece of shit, as it should be anybody accused of the same crimes Kraus is accused of.
Naah, that sick bastard deserves to spend the rest of his life behind bars, and die there too.
And given his age, how many more children has he raped during the 93 years he has been on the planet, huh?
Not only does Kraus need to be punished for the crimes some would say only Catholic priests get away with committing, there needs to be further criminal investigations launched to find out just how many children he has raped in his lifetime.
And make no mistake about it, there is now way Klaus only became a pedophile at the ripe old age of ninety-one. No fucking way man. He's been raping children for decades and up until now has gotten away with it.
Read more about this demented and perverted old man's story here
And in a related story, a 78-year-old Canadian man has been charged with engaging in sex acts with Cuban children. Apparently James McTurk made a holiday out of pedophilia and visited Cuba on a regular basis solely for that purpose.
He needs to spend the rest of his life in jail too.
Kids today have more fucking balls than brains and sometimes they are so fucked in the head when it comes to shit they have to endure, although some of the shit they have to put up with sometimes is brought on themselves.
Like Crooked in Canada (CC) said, "kids today have more balls than brains."
While CC would like to think that most teenagers are rational, there is no doubt in CC's mind that there are some fuckwitted teenagers living on this planet whose lifespans are going to be relatively shorter than that of most of teenagers.
Teenagers are more often than not the "makers of their own fate" in CC's opinion and dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes too. Just sayin' man.
One such kid is the Sydney, Australia teenager who died while trying to "settle a score" with another kid, a kid who was 'talking shit' about him at Sarah Redfern High School (SRHS) a couple of years ago. Push apparently came to shove at SRHS and now Aaron James is dead after he was pushed and wobbled onto the street where he collapsed.
There will of course be no murder charges in this case, because those kinda accidents can happen, especially when it comes to teenagers who don't look after themselves, or think they are tougher than they really are.
The moral of this story, if there is one to be taken from it; don't go around spreading rumours at high school because you could end up dead like the kid in this story did.
This blogger admits that he does feel bad for the Aaron James's family, and of course the kid who "really didn't mean to kill James on purpose," but the latter kid should at the very least, be facing manslaughter charges. He should be held and made accountable for his actions.
He should be punished to some degree, as should all teenagers who take the life of another, whether it is unintentional or not.
Teenagers get away with way to fucking much these days, including murder, and the kid who killed Aaron James should do some time for his unintentional crime. Lock the bastard up your honour.
AND ANOTHER FUCKING THING!!! JUSTIN BIEBER, CLEAN UP YOUR ACT YOU FUCKWIT!!!
Fuck CC man, wasn't he a tool last week in the UK. For crying out loud, for the 50 plus years the Rolling Stones have been partying hard between performances, none of them have ever thrown up on stage during a concert have they?
Aah huh, Justin Bieber is a great fucking role-model for kids, huh?
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