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Obviously, the school official who made this call, has a personal agenda.
What the f*** is wrong with people? What is so wrong about an 18-year-old lesbian bringing her girlfriend to her prom–like really are people still that simple-minded when it comes to same-sex relationships?
Geez man, I would have thought by now that [...]

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Did you hear the story about Megan Barnes, the multi-tasking driver who while shaving and driving, caused a car crash? She was not shaving her face, legs and underarms if you’re wondering.
Yep, this Barnes broad was apparently shaving her twat while she was driving.  So like was [...]

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Despite our marriage breakdown, my soon-to-be ex-wife and I are still living under the same roof. Believe it or not, it isn’t going as badly as one might think, but yeah there are some issues–like the fact that I still worry about [...]

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These days I am an angry and bitter man, and with good reason, but hey, “Who the f*** cares, right?”
I am the maker of my own fate, but in all fairness to me, I had help from somebody who isn’t and never was who she purported to be or presented herself to me as. Can [...]

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What’s this shit I’m hearing about changing the words to our national anthem to accommodate gender neutrality. Like WTF is up with that.
Who is the brainiac behind that absurd and childish push for political correctness in an anthem that has been sung in two different languages in classrooms and sporting [...]

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WTF man, how f***ing dumb are the idiots who set that cross alight in Nova Scotia. Cross burning, like that’s somewhat outdated isn’t it, gone the way of the dinosaur.
White supremacists are more f***ing stupid then they are dangerous these days; though meet up with a bunch of them in a group, and that changes [...]

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Here’s something for Canadians to think about.  With a population hovering between 22 and 23 million people, six out of ten Australians don’t agree with the federal government’s plan to increase the country’s population to 35 million fourty years from now, a goal they hope to achieve via immigration.
Hmm, that has a [...]

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We Canadians have a lot to be proud of today, tomorrow and for quite awhile, not that we don’t have other reasons to be proud everyday of the week. This Olympic thing though, like WOOHOO!  As Pink sings, “Let’s get this party started,” if you haven’t already Canada.
Sidney Crosby became a national [...]

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After all, the hype leading up and during these Winter Olympics, Lindsey Vonn only managed to ski away from Vancouver with one gold and one bronze medal. It’s a pretty good hall for the SILF, but at the end of the day, she definitely didn’t live up to all the hype. F*** man, the way [...]

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A killer whale with anger management issues killed a trainer at Sea World in Orlando, Florida a couple of days ago, and while I feel for the trainer and her family and friends, people should know f***ing better when it comes to captive animals.
Like WTF man, would you turn your back on somebody you were [...]

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Residential Schools Truth and Reconciliation Commission, or TRC as it referred to most of the time, like WTF is up with that.
I doubt there is a Canadian my age that doesn’t know at least a little bit of the story about what went down at aboriginal residential schools and the [...]

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After three round robin games, the Canadian men’s ice hockey team finds itself having to fight for an opportunity to play in the medal round, after losing a game they dominate from start to finish.
The Americans, despite being out shot 2-1, and with a goaltender who was no less experienced in international ice hockey than [...]

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The guy I speak of today here in Crooked in Canada; he is not all there. He doesn’t have his shit together anymore than I do, and yet he is being allowed to bash Canada in front of high school students. That’s just wrong, but hey, that’s the beauty of having [...]

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The dumbest thing I think Americans have done lately is electing that ‘Bama fella.
F*** America, hasn’t he made talking the talk work for him (it got him elected remember). Woohoo and Yankee Doodle dandy, hasn’t he shown you how ineffective he is at walking the walk.
It’s a good thing he has all those democratic gimps [...]

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Well, it looks like Abousfian Abdelrazik has decided to stick it to Canadian taxpayers to the tune of $27-million, and for what–his own f***ing stupidity, his reluctance to cooperate with Sudanese and Canadian authorities back in 2003 when he was taken into custody in Sudan, where according to him, he was tortured.
Yeppers you hardworking Canadian [...]

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-f***ing-ha.
A PETA protestor got what another PETA protestor gave to a Liberal MP last week, a pie in the face. It’s too bad it wasn’t me throwing the pie, because I wouldn’t have made it worth my while, the criminal charge I mean.
I would have put some shards of glass and few nails in the [...]

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A Chinese man hears a knock at this door, and when he answers it, three cops kick the living shit out of him without asking him who he is or why they are there. LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH THOSE COPS, AND NO–THEY SHOULDN’T BE COPS ANYMORE.
The lawyer for Yao Wei Wu is demanding that [...]

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Aah yes, the stupid things people say and do, huh. CG is just as guilty as anybody is, but he isn’t as stupid as the idiots you are about to read about in today’s Crooked in Canada offering.
In New York City some moron working on the taxpayer dime thought it would be a good idea [...]

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Have you ever watched that syndicated TV show America’s Dumbest Criminals?
It wasn’t a bad show, but its luck ran out after 1 season–10 episodes.
Two Belgian bank robbers have picked up the annual Darwin Award, which is given to those who do the most to improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it.
It seems [...]

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What can I say; I just want to be nasty on the first day of the New Year and start of the next decade.
We all know that terrorism is going to be just as huge in the next 10 years as it has been in the last 10, don’t we? We would be stupid to [...]

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