Crooked in Canada

The voice of Canadian taxpayers needs to get louder when it comes to Tamils total ignorance towards those people Canada belongs to, the taxpayers putting them on Easy Street. It doesn’t belong to them and they don’t make the f**king rules. Crooked in Canada has been getting a lot of feedback about those taxpayer-funded boat [...]

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A casual friend of  mine in the UK is a great resource for me when it comes to figuring out what makes Tamils  click. After almost two years of exchanging emails with my UK friend and from time-to-time publishing the information he sends me, I still can’t put my finger on why Tamils  do the [...]

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Swedish police are investigating WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange after unknown persons levelled allegations of molestation (not limited to children) against him. Two women have come forward to allege that he turned abusive toward them while they were having consensual sex with him. Details of what it was he did exactly are yet to be released. [...]

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The two-hundred Tamils on board the MV Sun Sea are headed to prison upon their arrival within the next day or so. Among those 200 illegals, you can bet there will be a few terrorists, and yeah Crooked in Canada thinks locking up the men and women who have no respect for Sri Lankan laws, [...]

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Canadians digging deeper into their pockets to keep yet another serial killer alive. Like how f**king wrong is that? Canada’s most prolific serial killer, Robert ‘Willy’ Pickton–connoisseur of a good piece of meat, most notably pork, is going to spend the rest of his f**king life behind bars at the Canadian taxpayers’ expense. Let’s say [...]

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Editor’s Note: Into everybody’s life a  little rain must fall, but that doesn’t mean I will ever give up the battle. Certain events in my life  have placed me in a retaliatory frame of mind, and do to the sensitive and very personal nature of those events, Crooked in Canada has voluntarily removed all references [...]

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I’m not too sure if Brenda Martin has any lifelong friends left in Canada. I’m not sure if Charlie Flynn is a lifelong friend anymore, but if I am reading between the lines of a comment he left here in Crooked in Canada correctly, he doesn’t sound, or at the very least he doesn’t have [...]

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The Punjab state government (in India for those of you who are sleeping under a rock) is asking the Canadian government for $143-million because the CANADIAN GOVERNMENT OF 1914 turned back a shipload of South Asians (mostly Sikhs) from Vancouver nearly A CENTURY AGO. WTF is wrong with them, and good luck with that you [...]

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Queen Elizabeth II and her gaffe prone husband, the Duke of York, have delivered the ultimate snub to separatist Quebec by skipping la belle province on her upcoming Canadian tour. She arrives in Halifax on Monday, where she will carry out the most important duty of her nine-day tour, commemorating her links to Canada’s wartime [...]

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Here’s a  really big tits up for all the women I might move next door to should I ever decide to move back to Canada, which at this stage of my life, is very unlikely. I WILL BE REVVING MY ENGINES IF IT MEANS THE NOISE IS ANNOYING ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SHOW ME YOUR [...]

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No f**king way, Perez crosses the line of again, and this after being warned that he could be arrested. By the way, who is the idiot that let him into Canada, never mind the assholes at MuchMusic’s World Headquarters who invited him in the first place? I have no idea what possesses Perez Hilton to [...]

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Have you heard the story about the drunken New Yorker who thought it was a cool idea to hop on a snowmobile in the middle of June and go for a little ride?  By the way, the guy was a mature 46-year-old.  WHAT A F**KING IDIOT, even I don’t get that stupid when I’m drinking; [...]

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In an effort to get Dutch women off welfare, the social services councils in Dongeradell and Dantumadiel, Netherlands have implemented a program that will transform ugly women into beauties so that they are more appealing to millionaire bachelors. The program is voluntary and provides free makeovers for the women who will also be given lessons [...]

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I highly doubt many who have bookmarked Crooked in Canada remember reading the last Jordan Wimmer piece I wrote and published on this website about her, but she was back in the news a couple of weeks ago after her $7-million lawsuit against Mark Lowe was tossed. Mark Lowe, a hedge fund manager and one [...]

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Gee, ya think there might be some truth to the stories people are telling about the founder of Facebook, that he might be a sexual deviant, perhaps even sadist? Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, is about to have the shit embarrassed out him with help from his ex-girlfriends, Hollywood, and of course the asshole [...]

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The video clip of Kim Kardashian performing a sex act on Reggie Bush has been moved from Confessions of a Canadian Stripper to The Peep Show, a new more racier kind of Crooked in Canada blog where displaying pornographic content is  done with class and style. Remember this though my younger Crookies, you have to [...]

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Have you heard that organizers for Toronto’s annual gay parade festival are pissed at the federal government because it won’t pony up any cash to help fund the event.  TOO F***ING BAD FOR THEM. Why should taxpayers’ money go towards an event that as far as Crooked in Canada is concerned, should by now be [...]

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Serial killing on a completely different level. Okay, here’s one for you; a bull elephant isn’t taking no for an answer when the objects of his sexual desires spurn his advances and I shit you not, the rejected elephant is goring them to death.  Like WTF is up with that. So far the rogue elephant [...]

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I’ve been thinking about this Helena Guergis thing and I’m thinking, “Is the woman for real?”  Who the f**k does she think she’s fooling, pretending to be on the up and up, that she isn’t or wasn’t into hookers and prostitutes like her husband disgraced MP Rahim Jaffer was when he was a sitting member [...]

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Like how stupid is this Iranian cleric, “Sex fuels earthquake.” Yeah right, you f***ing fanatical retard. Sex might shake the shit of the back seat of a car and bed, and rock the van a little, but not enough to cause an earthquake. For that to happen the fornicators involved would have to what, have [...]

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