Crooked in Canada

If Pamela Anderson knows so f**king much about eating, living, and staying healthy and clean, how come she’s ended up with Hep C, and don’t even get me started on her partying ways.  Yeah, like she knows what’s good for the body outside of botox and plastic surgery. Do as I say not as I [...]

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She claims she doesn’t support the terrorist organization her father was or perhaps still is, associated with, the Liberation Tigers Tamil Eelam (LTTE). M.I.A otherwise known as Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam is the “she”, and boy does she have some issues, the most prominent one having to do with her immigration status. It goes without saying [...]

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Acclaimed film director and CONVICTED  felon (or is it pedophile?) Roman Polanski, on the lam from U.S. justice for three decades now, was released from the confines of his palatial home Monday night, not likely to ever be made accountable by U.S. authorities for the sex crime he committed against a teenage girl in Jack [...]

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So I woke up this morning and thought to myself, “Gee whose life is more miserable than mine this week?” During that kind of brainstorming moment, I thought, “Hey, how about Omar Khadr’s life–that really sucks,” and then I remembered what a terrible week Mel Gibson was having and published a little something here. Then [...]

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Samantha Mack, a curvy, full-figured Canadian stripper had a plan to help promote breast cancer research and YouTube in all their f**king wisdom, f**ked it up for her by pulling a video in which she says, “tip a stripper save a tit.” That’s a racy as the video got, unless you’re a prude and think [...]

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Friends of Pamela Anderson got more than an eyeful at a private party recently when she stripped off all her clothes and performed what has been described as ‘a stunning sexy routine.’ Lucky them, and Crooked in Canada wonder how long  before a video of that dance hits the Internet. CG is thinking, that this [...]

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Hey, maybe they aren’t so extreme, Muslims I mean. Maybe they all want of piece of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. By the way, which one of those boys is Canadian again? Revolutionmuslim.com, like what a bunch of f***tards they got over there, and do Muslims know that cartoons aren’t real, that they are an [...]

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About Me: I’m honest. I mean, I don’t put on airs, I’m not fancy. I’m down to earth and tell it like it is. I’m irreverent and forthright. If you don’t like me for that then too f***ing bad for you. Porn to blame for priest abuse Catholic priests and paedophilia, it seems these days [...]

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Thanks to Toronto artist Lisa Murphy, blind people are going to be able to spank their monkeys or paddle their pink canoes to photographs of nude men and women in a magazine. Thanks to a 3-D plastic thermoform book called Tactile Mind, blind people can arouse and stimulate themselves just by touching the pages of [...]

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Nanoo, nanoo, Robin William’s has had to force himself to apologize to Australian PM Kevin Rudd, though he should have apologized to all Aussies. Where in the f*** does he get off calling Aussie’s “English rednecks”, or was he drunk when he made his insulting comments. Hey, we all know how big of a f***ing [...]

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Put your hand up if you think Jay-Z is one of the most arrogant f***ing musicians on the planet. If you won’t or find yourself struggling to do that, let me help you by pointing out to you that as I am sitting here tapping this shit out on my Dell laptop, he’s doing a [...]

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Online dating, personals, and singles at Date.com! Hey ladies, you might want to scroll down to the very bottom of this page before you read any further. At the risk of pissing off a whole bunch of horny and promiscuous women… Funny isn’t it, women (not all) bitch and complain about being objectified. The recent [...]

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Noel Gallagher was lucky that Dan Sullivan didn’t open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on him about 18 months ago after a concert performance on Toronto Island, for if he had been on the receiving end of one, I don’t think he would have the balls to do what he is planning to do, [...]

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I don’t know what it is this particular queer guy has against Canadians, but Perez Hilton definitely has a problem with them. This time it’s movie maker James Cameron. Hopefully there paths will cross one day and the maker of Titanic and the recently release Avatar will open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on [...]

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I don’t nor have I ever, got off on watching a BBC television program, but that’s only because I think most of the programming on that network (news or otherwise) is shit anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are a few good shows that air on the BBC network, but I just can’t [...]

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He should have just kept his mouth shut about it, but hey he wants to sell a lot of copies of his tell-all autobiography I guess. Just because you are/were one of the greatest tennis players on the planet doesn’t mean you have the brains to go with it. Take Andre Agassi for example, one [...]

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I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of that geeky looking vertically challenged satirist Stephen Colbert.  I do however think he would be a good fit when it comes to the comedy show that sometimes runs the oil rich province of Alberta, Canada. I know, I know, he ain’t no Ed Stelmach [...]

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While the mayor of Ottawa, Canada is up on charges of influence peddling, there is a rotation of acting mayors to fill the role of Larry O’Brien during his trial. One of those “acting mayors” is Doug Thompson, a man I know nothing about, and who for whatever reason has decided to rain on former [...]

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I know, I know, the fact that I’m filling up some blog real estate in Crooked in Canada about Academy Award nominations would indicate that I care about who gets what when it comes to Hollywood’s biggest ass kissing award ceremony. Other than keeping, my fingers crossed for Heath Ledger who was given the nod [...]

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I like Anne Murray, I really do. She’s a Canadian icon and she deserves all the accolades she has been given and will be given in the future.  I would love to be the president of her fan club. Really I would. I’m disappointed in her today though. Murray is upset that there are six [...]

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