Put your hand up if you think Jay-Z is one of the most arrogant f***ing musicians on the planet. If you won’t or find yourself struggling to do that, let me help you by pointing out to you that as I am sitting here tapping this shit out on my Dell laptop, he’s doing a [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Entertainment'
Where The F*** Does Jay-Z Get Off
February 20th, 2010 – No Comments
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Cougars Are Really Horny, Promiscuous Middle Aged Women, Right?
February 11th, 2010 – No Comments
Online dating, personals, and singles at Date.com!
Hey ladies, you might want to scroll down to the very bottom of this page before you read any further.
At the risk of pissing off a whole bunch of horny and promiscuous women…
Funny isn’t it, women (not all) bitch and complain about being objectified. The recent controversy surrounding [...]
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Dan Sullivan Should Have Made Fight With Noel Gallagher Worth The Headache And Bullshit
February 6th, 2010 – 2 Comments
Noel Gallagher was lucky that Dan Sullivan didn’t open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on him about 18 months ago after a concert performance on Toronto Island, for if he had been on the receiving end of one, I don’t think he would have the balls to do what he is planning to do, [...]
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Perez Hilton: Punch Him Out James Cameron, You Know You Want To
December 23rd, 2009 – 2 Comments
I don’t know what it is this particular queer guy has against Canadians, but Perez Hilton definitely has a problem with them. This time it’s movie maker James Cameron. Hopefully there paths will cross one day and the maker of Titanic and the recently release Avatar will open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on [...]
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Horny Priests Raping Eunuchs and Nuns Not Airing On BBC Four Afterall
November 28th, 2009 – No Comments
I don’t nor have I ever, got off on watching a BBC television program, but that’s only because I think most of the programming on that network (news or otherwise) is shit anyway.
Don’t get me wrong, I know there are a few good shows that air on the BBC network, but I just can’t think [...]
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You’re An Idiot Andre Agassi
October 29th, 2009 – No Comments
He should have just kept his mouth shut about it, but hey he wants to sell a lot of copies of his tell-all autobiography I guess.
Just because you are/were one of the greatest tennis players on the planet doesn’t mean you have the brains to go with it. Take Andre Agassi for example, one of [...]
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Too Funny, But Hey It’s Alberta…Or Should I Say Colberta
September 14th, 2009 – No Comments
I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of that geeky looking vertically challenged satirist Stephen Colbert. I do however think he would be a good fit when it comes to the comedy show that sometimes runs the oil rich province of Alberta, Canada.
I know, I know, he ain’t no Ed Stelmach or [...]
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Well Ain’t That Just a Slap in the Face for Gene Simmons Wife
July 12th, 2009 – 2 Comments
While the mayor of Ottawa, Canada is up on charges of influence peddling, there is a rotation of acting mayors to fill the role of Larry O’Brien during his trial.
One of those “acting mayors” is Doug Thompson, a man I know nothing about, and who for whatever reason has decided to rain on former Playboy [...]
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And The Oscar Nod Goes To…Seriously, WHO CARES!..But Anyway…
January 23rd, 2009 – No Comments
I know, I know, the fact that I’m filling up some blog real estate in Crooked in Canada about Academy Award nominations would indicate that I care about who gets what when it comes to Hollywood’s biggest ass kissing award ceremony. Other than keeping, my fingers crossed for Heath Ledger who was given the nod [...]
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Fossil Not Happy About Juno Best Album Nominees List
March 20th, 2008 – No Comments
I like Anne Murray, I really do. She’s a Canadian icon and she deserves all the accolades she has been given and will be given in the future. I would love to be the president of her fan club. Really I would.
I’m disappointed in her today though.
Murray is upset that there are six albums vying [...]
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