Crooked in Canada

Put your hand up if you think Jay-Z is one of the most arrogant f***ing musicians on the planet. If you won’t or find yourself struggling to do that, let me help you by pointing out to you that as I am sitting here tapping this shit out on my Dell laptop, he’s doing a [...]

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Hey ladies, you might want to scroll down to the very bottom of this page before you read any further.
At the risk of pissing off a whole bunch of horny and promiscuous women…
Funny isn’t it, women (not all) bitch and complain about being objectified. The recent controversy surrounding [...]

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Noel Gallagher was lucky that Dan Sullivan didn’t open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on him about 18 months ago after a concert performance on Toronto Island, for if he had been on the receiving end of one, I don’t think he would have the balls to do what he is planning to do, [...]

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I don’t know what it is this particular queer guy has against Canadians, but Perez Hilton definitely has a problem with them. This time it’s movie maker James Cameron. Hopefully there paths will cross one day and the maker of Titanic and the recently release Avatar will open up a can of Canadian Whoopass on [...]

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I don’t nor have I ever, got off on watching a BBC television program, but that’s only because I think most of the programming on that network (news or otherwise) is shit anyway.
Don’t get me wrong, I know there are a few good shows that air on the BBC network, but I just can’t think [...]

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He should have just kept his mouth shut about it, but hey he wants to sell a lot of copies of his tell-all autobiography I guess.

Just because you are/were one of the greatest tennis players on the planet doesn’t mean you have the brains to go with it. Take Andre Agassi for example, one of [...]

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I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of that geeky looking vertically challenged satirist Stephen Colbert.  I do however think he would be a good fit when it comes to the comedy show that sometimes runs the oil rich province of Alberta, Canada.
I know, I know, he ain’t no Ed Stelmach or [...]

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While the mayor of Ottawa, Canada is up on charges of influence peddling, there is a rotation of acting mayors to fill the role of Larry O’Brien during his trial.
One of those “acting mayors” is Doug Thompson, a man I know nothing about, and who for whatever reason has decided to rain on former Playboy [...]

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I know, I know, the fact that I’m filling up some blog real estate in Crooked in Canada about Academy Award nominations would indicate that I care about who gets what when it comes to Hollywood’s biggest ass kissing award ceremony. Other than keeping, my fingers crossed for Heath Ledger who was given the nod [...]

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I like Anne Murray, I really do. She’s a Canadian icon and she deserves all the accolades she has been given and will be given in the future.  I would love to be the president of her fan club. Really I would.
I’m disappointed in her today though.
Murray is upset that there are six albums vying [...]

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