Are you f**king kidding me. Your tax dollars hard at work again Canada. Say, how many starving children are there in Canada again? Um, how many Canadian families are in dire straits, you know the ones I’m talking about–the homeless ones? Death row inmate Ronald Smith is apparently being considered for assistance from the Canadian [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Homicidal Maniacs'
Government ‘Might’ Help Ronald Smith Escape Consequences of His Murderous Actions
August 25th, 2010 – No Comments
Tags: Canadian Government · Homicidal Maniacs
Craigslist Killer Takes Easy Way Out
August 17th, 2010 – 1 Comment
It comes as no surprise to CC (Crooked in Canada ya knobs) that the Craigslist Killer has taken the easy way out to avoid what CC thinks should have been the consequences of murdering Julissa Brisman, a woman he lured to her death via Craigslist. The f**ker should have been facing the death penalty, but [...]
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Robert Pickton: Cheaper Just to Kill the Sick F**k, BUT WHAT A STORY!
August 7th, 2010 – 1 Comment
Canadians digging deeper into their pockets to keep yet another serial killer alive. Like how f**king wrong is that? Canada’s most prolific serial killer, Robert ‘Willy’ Pickton–connoisseur of a good piece of meat, most notably pork, is going to spend the rest of his f**king life behind bars at the Canadian taxpayers’ expense. Let’s say [...]
Tags: Crooked in Canada · Homicidal Maniacs
So Will Robert Pickton’s Second-Degree Murder Conviction Be Tossed
July 31st, 2010 – 3 Comments
So Robert Pickton’s 2007 second-degree murder conviction could be overturned today, huh, and all because the trial judge bungled up his instructions to the jury. Hmm, what do you want to bet that most of the jurors in the trial had already made their mind up about the serial butcher being guilty of the murders [...]
Tags: Canadian Justice System · Homicidal Maniacs
Cook Up the Killer of Clare Selswel, Washington State
July 4th, 2010 – 2 Comments
Bi-polar or not, Peter Wilson deserves to be hooked up and put to death for the brutal killing of his five-year-old stepdaughter. I reckon it should be her biological father, James, who should throw the switch that ends the murderous prick’s life. At the very least, the grieving father deserves 5-minutes alone with the man [...]
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No F**king Shit Mrs. van der Sloot
June 24th, 2010 – No Comments
There’s no mistaking that Joran van der Sloot is a serial killer (IN MY OPINION PEOPLE!) now that Peruvian police have been able to pin a murder on him, and anybody who thinks this murderous f**ktard isn’t one, needs to have his or her head examined. Anita van der Sloot, the playboy jet setting killer’s [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines
So the Pardon Reform Bill Gets Through the House
June 18th, 2010 – 1 Comment
There was never any doubt in my mind that MPs would pass a bill that would prevent one half of the Bernardo-Homolka schoolgirl killer team from seeking a pardon next month, but at the end of the day Karla Homolka is still eligible to apply for a pardon, eventually, if she chooses to do so [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Justice System · Homicidal Maniacs
Too F**king Bad Death Penalty was Not in Play for Muhammad and Waqsa Parvez
June 18th, 2010 – 3 Comments
Life in prison for a father and son who tagged teamed 16-year-old Aqsa Parvez because they didn’t like having to look at her in “modern garb.” That’s pretty much why they killed her you know, though that honour thing Pakistani families have going for them when it comes to assimilating in Canada was the reason [...]
Tags: Family · Homicidal Maniacs
Pardon Reform Bill Will Not Affect Karla Holmolka Bid For Pardon
June 17th, 2010 – 3 Comments
Karla Homolka will be applying for a pardon for her crimes in July, one of which includes drugging her sister and then allowing that sick f**k of a husband of hers to rape, her before she dies after what was it again; choking to death on her own vomit wasn’t it or something like that [...]
Tags: Canadian Government · Homicidal Maniacs
Round Them All Up and Ship Them the F**k Out of Canada
June 16th, 2010 – 2 Comments
Enough of this “honour f**king bullshit” already. There is no honour in murder, and there is no honour in deliberately going out of one’s way to slice and dice one’s 19-year-old daughter up because she broke curfew for whatever reason. I can’t believe that Canadian authorities are letting people into the country who come from [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · Religion
Serial Killer Joran van der Sloot in Peruvian Police Custody
June 10th, 2010 – No Comments
Raise your hand if you think this sick f**k snuffed out Natalee Holloway’s life too For those of you, who think I shouldn’t describe Joran van der Sloot as a serial killer, think again, because by the time the sick f**k is dead and buried, he will have been connected to many more murders. So [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines
Nephew of Elvir Pobric Murder Victim Speaks Up in Crooked in Canada
May 8th, 2010 – 1 Comment
Eighteen years ago, Elvir Pobric being the fine upstanding and brave Bosnian he is, shot two men in the head. Of course, to stay in Canada, he has always insisted he wasn’t guilty of such of cowardly crime. Pobric was arrested in Calgary last April 2009 after authorities found out he was a fugitive from [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs
Let Russell Williams Kill Himself
May 4th, 2010 – 4 Comments
Like who the f*** cares if that piece of shit serial killer and stalker, the former Colonel Russell Williams kills himself? If he wants to starve himself, let him. If he wants to cut his wrists, give him the f***ing sharp blades to do it with. And, if he wants to hang himself, put him [...]
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New Evidence Delays First-Degree Murder Trial In Calgary
March 14th, 2010 – No Comments
I said it last week in Crooked in Canada and I’m going to say again, “Arcelie Laoagan was probably dead before Christopher Watcheston raped her.” The way I see it, according to Watcheston, she was begging him not to rape her, therefore there I’m thinking the woman would have probably put up quite a fight, [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · Trials
Killer Of Arcelie Laoagan Deserves To Die Same Way She Did
March 2nd, 2010 – 1 Comment
Secrets Of The Dead Collection Available At Shop Thirteen–Get Yours Today It has been a long time coming for the five children of Arcelie Laoagan, the woman who was found dead on a LRT platform in Calgary, slacks pulled down around her ankles, but justice is coming, sort of. I say sort of because, the [...]
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Trinity Bates Murder Update
February 26th, 2010 – No Comments
Douglas Cuddle Toys–Stuffed Animals For Kids Following up Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Abducted From Home And Murdered The killer of 8-year-old Trinity has been arrested. He is nineteen-year-old Allyn John Slater and at the time of the murder, he was a family friend of the little girl’s father. I called it right when I said it [...]
Tags: Australia · Homicidal Maniacs
Allan Schoenborn: His Fate Is In Judge Robert Powers Hands
February 23rd, 2010 – 6 Comments
So how long has child-killer Allan Schoenborn first-degree murder trial been dragging on for anyway? We know he murdered his 10-year-old daughter, Kaitlynne and his two sons Max, 8, and Gordon, 5, two years ago, right. And it is widely believed that he killed his common-law wife’s children out of spite in what was a [...]
Tags: Canadian Justice System · Homicidal Maniacs
She Gave No Hint Of Violence, Are They F***ing Kidding Me
February 15th, 2010 – 1 Comment
Shop CombatOptical.com Today! Your Sports Hunting Store! So, an armed woman walks into a university in Huntsville, Alabama and shoots six colleagues during a faculty meeting. She kills three of them and now her friends and family are saying that they never suspected that Amy Bishop might turn violent, after she was denied tenure at [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines
Yet Three More Killers Who Should Be Facing The Death Penalty
February 14th, 2010 – No Comments
Jesus “H” Christ, I am not having too hard of a time finding reasons why Canadians should seriously consider convincing the federal government to re-instate capital punishment. Yesterday it was the killer of Taiya Talbot and Tyler Bernard that I was thinking should be put to death, and a couple of days before that it [...]
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Put Your Hand Up If You Want To See This Grandma Pushing Up Daisies
February 13th, 2010 – 8 Comments
What was it I was saying about the death penalty in Canada earlier in the week? Like I don’t know, but for those of you who don’t know what I said, here’s a reminder, BRING IT BACK! The reason I’m bringing [it] up again is that some 48-year-old bitch out of Wallaceburg, Ontario deliberately drove [...]
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