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Government ‘Might’ Help Ronald Smith Escape Consequences of His Murderous Actions

August 25th, 2010No Comments

Are you f**king kidding me. Your tax dollars hard at work again Canada. Say, how many starving children are there in Canada again? Um, how many Canadian families are in dire straits, you know the ones I’m talking about–the homeless ones? Death row inmate Ronald Smith is apparently being considered for assistance from the Canadian [...]

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Craigslist Killer Takes Easy Way Out

August 17th, 20101 Comment

It comes as no surprise to CC  (Crooked in Canada ya knobs) that the Craigslist Killer has taken the easy way out to avoid what CC thinks should have been the consequences of murdering Julissa Brisman, a woman he lured to her death via Craigslist. The f**ker should have been facing the death penalty, but [...]

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Robert Pickton: Cheaper Just to Kill the Sick F**k, BUT WHAT A STORY!

August 7th, 20101 Comment

Canadians digging deeper into their pockets to keep yet another serial killer alive. Like how f**king wrong is that? Canada’s most prolific serial killer, Robert ‘Willy’ Pickton–connoisseur of a good piece of meat, most notably pork, is going to spend the rest of his f**king life behind bars at the Canadian taxpayers’ expense. Let’s say [...]

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So Will Robert Pickton’s Second-Degree Murder Conviction Be Tossed

July 31st, 20103 Comments

So Robert Pickton’s 2007 second-degree murder conviction could be overturned today, huh, and all because the trial judge bungled up his instructions to the jury. Hmm, what do you want to bet that most of the jurors in the trial had already made their mind up about the serial butcher being guilty of the murders [...]

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Cook Up the Killer of Clare Selswel, Washington State

July 4th, 20102 Comments

Bi-polar or not, Peter Wilson deserves to be hooked up and put to death for the brutal killing of his five-year-old stepdaughter. I reckon it should be her biological father, James, who should throw the switch that ends the murderous prick’s life. At the very least, the grieving father deserves 5-minutes alone with the man [...]

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No F**king Shit Mrs. van der Sloot

June 24th, 2010No Comments

There’s no mistaking that Joran van der Sloot is a serial killer (IN MY OPINION PEOPLE!) now that Peruvian police have been able to pin a murder on him, and anybody who thinks this murderous f**ktard isn’t one, needs to have his or her head examined. Anita van der Sloot, the playboy jet setting killer’s [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines

So the Pardon Reform Bill Gets Through the House

June 18th, 20101 Comment

There was never any doubt in my mind that MPs would pass a bill that would prevent one half of the  Bernardo-Homolka schoolgirl killer team from seeking a pardon next month, but at the end of the day Karla Homolka is still eligible to apply for a pardon, eventually, if she chooses to do so [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Justice System · Homicidal Maniacs

Too F**king Bad Death Penalty was Not in Play for Muhammad and Waqsa Parvez

June 18th, 20103 Comments

Life in prison for a father and son who tagged teamed 16-year-old Aqsa Parvez because they didn’t like having to look at her in “modern garb.”  That’s pretty much why they killed her you know, though that honour thing Pakistani families have going for them when it comes to assimilating in Canada was the reason [...]

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Pardon Reform Bill Will Not Affect Karla Holmolka Bid For Pardon

June 17th, 20103 Comments

Karla Homolka will be applying for a pardon for her crimes in July, one of which includes drugging her sister and then allowing that sick f**k of a husband of hers to rape, her before she dies after what was it again; choking to death on her own vomit wasn’t it or something like that [...]

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Round Them All Up and Ship Them the F**k Out of Canada

June 16th, 20102 Comments

Enough of this “honour f**king bullshit” already. There is no honour in murder, and there is no honour in deliberately going out of one’s way to slice and dice one’s 19-year-old daughter up because she broke curfew for whatever reason. I can’t believe that Canadian authorities are letting people into the country who come from [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · Religion

Serial Killer Joran van der Sloot in Peruvian Police Custody

June 10th, 2010No Comments

Raise your hand if you think this sick f**k snuffed out Natalee Holloway’s life too For those of you, who think I shouldn’t describe Joran van der Sloot as a serial killer, think again, because by the time the sick f**k is dead and buried, he will have been connected to many more murders. So [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines

Nephew of Elvir Pobric Murder Victim Speaks Up in Crooked in Canada

May 8th, 20101 Comment

Eighteen years ago, Elvir Pobric being the fine upstanding and brave Bosnian he is, shot two men in the head. Of course, to stay in Canada, he has always insisted he wasn’t guilty of such of cowardly crime. Pobric was arrested in Calgary last April 2009 after authorities found out he was a fugitive from [...]

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Let Russell Williams Kill Himself

May 4th, 20104 Comments

Like who the f*** cares if that piece of shit serial killer and stalker, the former Colonel Russell Williams kills himself? If he wants to starve himself, let him. If he wants to cut his wrists, give him the f***ing sharp blades to do it with. And, if he wants to hang himself, put him [...]

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New Evidence Delays First-Degree Murder Trial In Calgary

March 14th, 2010No Comments

I said it last week in Crooked in Canada and I’m going to say again, “Arcelie Laoagan was probably dead before Christopher Watcheston raped her.”  The way I see it, according to Watcheston, she was begging him not to rape her, therefore there I’m thinking the woman would have probably put up quite a fight, [...]

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Killer Of Arcelie Laoagan Deserves To Die Same Way She Did

March 2nd, 20101 Comment

Secrets Of The Dead Collection Available At Shop Thirteen–Get Yours Today It has been a long time coming for the five children of Arcelie Laoagan, the woman who was found dead on a LRT platform in Calgary, slacks pulled down around her ankles, but justice is coming, sort of. I say sort of because, the [...]

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Trinity Bates Murder Update

February 26th, 2010No Comments

Douglas Cuddle Toys–Stuffed Animals For Kids Following up Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Abducted From Home And Murdered The killer of 8-year-old Trinity has been arrested. He is nineteen-year-old Allyn John Slater and at the time of the murder, he was a family friend of the little girl’s father. I called it right when I said it [...]

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Allan Schoenborn: His Fate Is In Judge Robert Powers Hands

February 23rd, 20106 Comments

So how long has child-killer Allan Schoenborn first-degree murder trial been dragging on for anyway? We know he murdered his 10-year-old daughter, Kaitlynne and his two sons Max, 8, and Gordon, 5, two years ago, right. And it is widely believed that he killed his common-law wife’s children out of spite in what was a [...]

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She Gave No Hint Of Violence, Are They F***ing Kidding Me

February 15th, 20101 Comment

Shop CombatOptical.com Today! Your Sports Hunting Store! So, an armed woman walks into a university in Huntsville, Alabama and shoots six colleagues during a faculty meeting. She kills three of them and now her friends and family are saying that they never suspected that Amy Bishop might turn violent, after she was denied tenure at [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines

Yet Three More Killers Who Should Be Facing The Death Penalty

February 14th, 2010No Comments

Jesus “H” Christ, I am not having too hard of a time finding reasons why Canadians should seriously consider convincing the federal government to re-instate capital punishment. Yesterday it was the killer of Taiya Talbot and Tyler Bernard that I was thinking should be put to death, and a couple of days before that it [...]

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Put Your Hand Up If You Want To See This Grandma Pushing Up Daisies

February 13th, 20108 Comments

What was it I was saying about the death penalty in Canada earlier in the week?  Like I don’t know, but for those of you who don’t know what I said, here’s a reminder, BRING IT BACK! The reason I’m bringing [it] up again is that some 48-year-old bitch out of Wallaceburg, Ontario deliberately drove [...]

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