Another boatload of asylum seekers, the second in three days as a far as this blogger knows, has been intercepted by the HMAS Glenelg. There are 59 passengers on board and according to Border Protection Command, they are headed to Christmas Island where they will undergo health, security and identity checks, the latter two checks [...]
Entries Tagged as 'International Headlines'
Make That 85 Boatloads of Asylum Seekers Now
September 3rd, 2010 – No Comments
Tags: Australia · Defense Dept. · International Headlines
Something to Think About Canada: Boat People Serious F**king Problem in Oz
August 30th, 2010 – 3 Comments
Police probe detention centre riot Did you know that the Australian navy has intercepted 83 boatloads of asylum seekers this year, and that most of the illegal immigrants aboard those ships were of Tamil descent? That’s what, two ships a week where among the passengers, there will undoubtedly by a few passengers who either support [...]
Tags: Australia · International Headlines
Don’t Let It Happen America
August 23rd, 2010 – No Comments
Americans are taking to the street to express their outrage at an arrogant Muslim developer’s $US100-million plan to build a terrorist recruiting center, er ‘cultural center but not a mosque’ just three blocks away from where the World Trade Center used to stand. “Build it somewhere else,” that’s what the protesters are chanting in Manhattan. [...]
Tags: International Headlines
Human Waste: Child Sellers, Skinheads, and Murderous Iranian Adulterers
August 13th, 2010 – No Comments
What a loving father this f**king guy turned out to be for his daughter. A drunken Indian man was arrested after auctioning of his six-year-old daughter for 1000 rupees ($US21) so he could buy some grog. The story in The Times of India says that Krishnaiah auctioned off the little girl in the street after [...]
Tags: International Headlines
Will Omar Khadr Spend Couple More Years Behind Bars Without Trial?
August 4th, 2010 – 2 Comments
YOU BET ‘HIS GOAT-ROPIN’ ASS’ HE WILL!!! Omar’s lawyers are at it again. Attempts to delay his August 10 military trial begin. OMAR BUDDY, DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOUR LAWYERS ARE WORKING IN YOUR BEST INTEREST? I know I’ve said in the past that I wouldn’t say too much, perhaps anything about that piece of [...]
Tags: Canadian Tamils · International Headlines
You Are a Funny Guy President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
August 3rd, 2010 – No Comments
Iranian President Mahmoud AhMADinejad has challenged U.S. President Barack Obama to a one-on-one television debate to see who has the best solutions for the world’s problems. LMFAO–Like AhMADinejad has a f**king clue about shit like that. I reckon he was stoned a few times when he was a kid, resulting in what he has become [...]
Tags: International Headlines
Seriously, a Mosque at Ground Zero?
July 20th, 2010 – 1 Comment
Canadians could probably come up with hundreds of reasons as to why we sometimes think the Yanks south of the 49th parallel are stupid, but allowing a mosque to be built at Ground Zero, the killing ground for Muslim terrorists. What American in their right mind would let that happen? LIKE SNAP THE F**K OUT [...]
Tags: Foreign Affairs · International Headlines
I Bet Cheating Spouses Around the World are Glad They Don’t Live in Iran
July 10th, 2010 – 3 Comments
Like how f**king glad are you that you weren’t born and raised in Iran where if you cheat on your spouse, you are put to death? They stone you to death there. Jesus, if they did that in Canada, the U.S., or in Australia, sentenced cheating spouses to death, it would be a daily occurrence. [...]
Tags: International Headlines · Religion
No F**king Shit Mrs. van der Sloot
June 24th, 2010 – No Comments
There’s no mistaking that Joran van der Sloot is a serial killer (IN MY OPINION PEOPLE!) now that Peruvian police have been able to pin a murder on him, and anybody who thinks this murderous f**ktard isn’t one, needs to have his or her head examined. Anita van der Sloot, the playboy jet setting killer’s [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines
Serial Killer Joran van der Sloot in Peruvian Police Custody
June 10th, 2010 – No Comments
Raise your hand if you think this sick f**k snuffed out Natalee Holloway’s life too For those of you, who think I shouldn’t describe Joran van der Sloot as a serial killer, think again, because by the time the sick f**k is dead and buried, he will have been connected to many more murders. So [...]
Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines
Geez, This Might Work in Canada
June 9th, 2010 – 1 Comment
In an effort to get Dutch women off welfare, the social services councils in Dongeradell and Dantumadiel, Netherlands have implemented a program that will transform ugly women into beauties so that they are more appealing to millionaire bachelors. The program is voluntary and provides free makeovers for the women who will also be given lessons [...]
Tags: Crooked in Canada · International Headlines
Take No Prisoners Officers, Take Aim And Fire
May 21st, 2010 – No Comments
Update: Anarchists are now distancing themselves from this incident and the cops are denying that they suspects in their sights. Wait for it, but whoever is arrested for this Mickey Mouse 3am firebombing, will probably be some drunk who on his way home from the bar thought he might make a good arsonist. I’m beginning [...]
Tags: International Headlines · National News Headlines · National Security · Terrorism
Die-Hard Gambler: His Luck Runs Out
May 14th, 2010 – No Comments
I like to take a bit of a punt sometimes, betting on the outcome of a sporting event and of course, the lottery. But, I am not the luckiest person in the world. In fact, if it weren’t for bad luck, I would have no luck at all. A British man with terminal cancer was [...]
Tags: International Headlines
Students of Terrorism not the Sharpest Piece Of Shrapnel in a Car Bomb
May 6th, 2010 – No Comments
Like didn’t the al-Qaeda and Taliban waste their time training this dumb f**k. Not giving a shit about those f**king Muslims living in Canada and who Crooked in Canada knows is cheering on terrorists while visiting this weblog from time-to-time, let me just say this, the Taliban and the al-Qaeda have apparently lowered their standards [...]
Tags: International Headlines · Terrorism
Central Park Almost Go KABOOM!
May 4th, 2010 – No Comments
F*** man, how stupid are bombers these days. More balls than brains. Mayor Bloomberg says they were amateurs. Whether it’s the suicide ones on a mission, or wannabes like the one who rigged an SUV full of propane tanks, fertilizer and fireworks and then left it on a New York City street in broad daylight [...]
Tags: International Headlines · Terrorism
France 1 Muslim Women 0, Almost
April 23rd, 2010 – 2 Comments
Hey Canadian lawmakers, Crooked in Canada is thinking that you might want to take notice of what is going down in France and you know, ban Muslim women from wearing shit that covers their face in public buildings. I can’t remember the last time I walked into a bank (or maybe it was a restaurant) [...]
Tags: International Headlines · National Security · Terrorism
I Have Met a Few Drunken, Rowdy Party Girls from My Bartending Days
April 19th, 2010 – No Comments
As I previously mention in an earlier Crooked in Canada post, I have spent the better part of 20 years working in the hotel/bar industry, and man I have seen a lot shit go down, especially when it comes to the behaviour of drunken sheilas who try to be like the boys when they are [...]
Tags: International Headlines
Some Mother This American Turned Out To Be
April 14th, 2010 – No Comments
The woman in this story is absolutely f***ed in the head, and as equally selfish. She had options, but instead she took the easy way out, and as a result of her actions many couples who were hoping to adopt a child from Russia, perhaps in the midst of doing it, may not get that [...]
Tags: International Headlines · Stupid People
US Authorities Arrest Nurse Jamie for her Role in Jihad Jane Plot
April 4th, 2010 – No Comments
Everybody knows one personally, or has crossed paths with one; I’m talking about wannabes, people who wannabe this or that, because they live in a superficial lalaland. American Colleen R. Larose is one of those people, but her wannabe ways have gotten her arrested, and if Homeland Security gets their way in court, the stupid [...]
Tags: International Headlines · Terrorism
Car Sex Kills In Russia
March 18th, 2010 – No Comments
Put your hand up if you have ever had sex in car in the winter. Mine isn’t going up by the way, but yeah, I have given a few lovely women a ride in my car. Wait a sec; I vaguely remember having sex in my car while it was parked on the shoulder of [...]





