Crooked in Canada

Another boatload of asylum seekers, the second in three days as a far as this blogger knows, has been intercepted by the HMAS Glenelg. There are 59  passengers on board and according to Border Protection Command, they are headed to Christmas Island where they will undergo health, security and identity checks, the latter two checks [...]

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Police probe detention centre riot Did you know that the Australian navy has intercepted 83 boatloads of asylum seekers this year, and that most of the illegal immigrants aboard those ships were of Tamil descent? That’s what, two ships a week where among the passengers, there will undoubtedly by a few passengers who either support [...]

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Americans are taking to the street to express their outrage at an arrogant Muslim developer’s $US100-million plan to build a terrorist recruiting center, er ‘cultural center but not a mosque’  just three blocks away from where the World Trade Center used to stand. “Build it somewhere else,” that’s what the protesters are chanting in Manhattan. [...]

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What a loving father this f**king guy turned out to be for his daughter. A drunken Indian man was arrested after auctioning of his six-year-old daughter for 1000 rupees ($US21) so he could buy some grog. The story in The Times of India says that Krishnaiah auctioned off the little girl in the street after [...]

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YOU BET ‘HIS GOAT-ROPIN’ ASS’ HE WILL!!! Omar’s lawyers are at it again. Attempts to delay his August 10 military trial begin. OMAR BUDDY, DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOUR LAWYERS ARE WORKING IN YOUR BEST INTEREST? I know I’ve said in the past that I wouldn’t say  too much,  perhaps anything about that piece of [...]

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Iranian President Mahmoud AhMADinejad has challenged U.S. President Barack Obama to a one-on-one television debate to see who has the best solutions for the world’s problems. LMFAO–Like AhMADinejad has a f**king clue about shit like that.  I reckon he was stoned a few times when he was a kid, resulting  in what he has become [...]

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Canadians could probably come up with hundreds of reasons as to why we sometimes think the Yanks south of the 49th parallel are stupid, but allowing a mosque to be built at Ground Zero, the killing ground for Muslim terrorists. What American in their right mind would let that happen? LIKE SNAP THE F**K OUT [...]

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Like how f**king glad are you that you weren’t born and raised in Iran where if you cheat on your spouse, you are put to death? They stone you to death there. Jesus, if they did that in Canada, the U.S., or in Australia, sentenced cheating spouses to death, it would be a daily occurrence. [...]

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There’s no mistaking that Joran van der Sloot is a serial killer (IN MY OPINION PEOPLE!) now that Peruvian police have been able to pin a murder on him, and anybody who thinks this murderous f**ktard isn’t one, needs to have his or her head examined. Anita van der Sloot, the playboy jet setting killer’s [...]

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Raise your hand if you think this sick f**k snuffed out Natalee Holloway’s life too For those of you, who think I shouldn’t describe Joran van der Sloot as a serial killer, think again, because by the time the sick f**k is dead and buried, he will have been connected to many more murders. So [...]

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In an effort to get Dutch women off welfare, the social services councils in Dongeradell and Dantumadiel, Netherlands have implemented a program that will transform ugly women into beauties so that they are more appealing to millionaire bachelors. The program is voluntary and provides free makeovers for the women who will also be given lessons [...]

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Update: Anarchists are now distancing themselves from this incident and the cops are denying that they suspects in their sights. Wait for it, but whoever is arrested for this Mickey Mouse 3am firebombing, will probably be some drunk who on his way home from the bar thought he might make a good arsonist. I’m beginning [...]

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I like to take a bit of a punt sometimes, betting on the outcome of a sporting event and of course, the lottery. But, I am not the luckiest person in the world. In fact, if it weren’t for bad luck, I would have no luck at all. A British man with terminal cancer was [...]

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Like didn’t the al-Qaeda and Taliban waste their time training this dumb f**k. Not giving a shit about those f**king Muslims living in Canada and who Crooked in Canada knows is cheering on terrorists while visiting this weblog from time-to-time, let me just say this, the Taliban and the al-Qaeda have apparently lowered their standards [...]

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F*** man, how stupid are bombers these days.  More balls than brains. Mayor Bloomberg says they were amateurs. Whether it’s the suicide ones on a mission, or wannabes like the one who rigged an SUV full of propane tanks, fertilizer and fireworks and then left it on a New York City street in broad daylight [...]

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Hey Canadian lawmakers, Crooked in Canada is thinking that you might want to take notice of what is going down in France and you know, ban Muslim women from wearing shit that covers their face in public buildings. I can’t remember the last time I walked into a bank (or maybe it was a restaurant) [...]

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As I previously mention in an earlier Crooked in Canada post, I have spent the better part of 20 years working in the hotel/bar industry, and man I have seen a lot shit go down, especially when it comes to the behaviour of drunken sheilas who try to be like the boys when they are [...]

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The woman in this story is absolutely f***ed in the head, and as equally selfish. She had options, but instead she took the easy way out, and as a result of her actions many couples who were hoping to adopt a child from Russia, perhaps in the midst of doing it, may not get that [...]

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Everybody knows one personally, or has crossed paths with one; I’m talking about wannabes, people who wannabe this or that, because they live in a superficial lalaland. American Colleen R. Larose is one of those people, but her wannabe ways have gotten her arrested, and if Homeland Security gets their way in court, the stupid [...]

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Put your hand up if you have ever had sex in car in the winter. Mine isn’t going up by the way, but yeah, I have given a few lovely women a ride in my car. Wait a sec; I vaguely remember having sex in my car while it was parked on the shoulder of [...]

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