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High School Prom Cancelled Due To Same-Sex Dating, Mississippi School Officials Need To Grow The F*** Up

March 11th, 20103 Comments

Cool Kids at Karmaloop
Obviously, the school official who made this call, has a personal agenda.
What the f*** is wrong with people? What is so wrong about an 18-year-old lesbian bringing her girlfriend to her prom–like really are people still that simple-minded when it comes to same-sex relationships?
Geez man, I would have thought by now that [...]

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Wheelchair Bound Canadian Man Beaten By Teenage Thugs In Sydney, Australia

March 10th, 2010No Comments

A wheelchair bound 35-year-old Canadian has been punched in the face, been stomped on and hit in the head with metal bars by two Australian teenagers aged 17 and 13. The man was attacked at a Sydney train station in what was an attempted robbery. The 17-year-old is apparently helping police with their investigation, but [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · Youth

Call In Donald Trump Mr Russian President And Bring Back Performance-Enhancing Drugs

March 3rd, 20101 Comment

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How embarrassed and ashamed are the Russians after their poor showing at the 21st Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver, and if their performance is anything to go by, what does that say about President Dmitry Medvedev’s army?
I remember the days when Russian Olympians were trained as if they were [...]

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She Gave No Hint Of Violence, Are They F***ing Kidding Me

February 15th, 20101 Comment

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So, an armed woman walks into a university in Huntsville, Alabama and shoots six colleagues during a faculty meeting. She kills three of them and now her friends and family are saying that they never suspected that Amy Bishop might turn violent, after she was denied tenure at [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · International Headlines

Paul Watson Must Be Stopped Before Somebody Gets Killed

February 7th, 20101 Comment

I think it is high time that people, especially those in positions of authority, realized that when it comes to Sea Shepherd  Society, despite the good work the activists do, Paul Watson is a danger to those he leads into the battles they fight to save animals. There is something not right in this guy’s [...]

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Her Kiwi Cherry Was Worth How Much

February 4th, 2010No Comments

You could say that this 19-year-old New Zealand University student has found a creative way to pay her university fees, selling her virginity for $AU36-thousand. But in the same breathe though; you could say that she is more than just a little stupid, selling her cherry (virginity) to a total stranger.
Like what WTF man, when [...]

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Tags: Education · International Headlines

Sucking To Be A Tamil in Sri Lanka Today

January 28th, 20103 Comments

The Sinhalese are dancing in the streets today, celebrating yet another victory for President Rajapaksa, only this one at the ballot box and not on the battlefield.
The Tamils have nobody to blame but themselves for their preferred candidate army commander Sarath Fonseka not winning, because for whatever reason, they chose not to show up at [...]

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300 Dead and Counting in Nigeria Religious Riots

January 21st, 2010No Comments

One of yesterday’s blog entries was about the Christians and the Muslims going at each other in Nigeria, a religious battle CG knows the Christians are going to kick ass in. “Rip their f***ing heads off,” he says.
Latest reportage coming out of that f***ed up country is that the death toll now stands at 300, [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · Religion

Blowing People Up One Way For American and Israelis To Solve Iranian Nuke Problem

January 13th, 2010No Comments

Want to prevent Iran from manufacturing nuclear weapons; then give nuclear scientists a reason not to want to go to work for the nuclear regime. Blowing one up definitely sends the message that helping the Iranians achieve their nuclear goals is a life ending choice.
The last thing the Israelis want is for the Iranians to [...]

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Mohammed Kohail One Lucky Little Effer For Now

January 10th, 20102 Comments

Crooked in Canada has never cared one way or the other whether “Canadian citizen of convenience” Mohammed Kohail had his head sliced off for killing Munzer Haraki in Saudi Arabia, the only thing that mattered to CG was that the Kohail family was demanding the federal government do more for their son.
The problem Crooked had [...]

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Tags: International Headlines

Australia Saying Canada Is Taking In Asylum Seekers Aboard Oceanic Viking

November 10th, 20094 Comments

So Canadian taxpayers, how many of you are aware that there is a rumor being floated here in Oz that says the Tamil refugees refusing to disembark from an  Australian Customs ship, will be resettled in Canada, some of them anyway. You hear about that, has the Harper government made any mention of that during [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Foreign Affairs · International Headlines · Missing Persons

Sucking To Be A Canadian Kind Of Liberal

October 1st, 2009No Comments

There is only one problem the Liberal Party of Canada has, and it is spelled M-I-C-H-A-E-L I-G-N-A-T-I-E-F-F. Before that repatriated clown took over the party, it was S-T-E-P-H-A-N-E D-I-O-N.
Man it must be tough being a member of that party and a supporter of it nowadays.
It just has to suck to be A Liberal these days. [...]

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Tags: Canada in Afghanistan · International Headlines · Scams and Scammers · Trafficking

Arctic Sea: Nothing Like Putting Your Life on the Line for a Load of Timber, Right?

August 16th, 20091 Comment

I don’t believe that pirates have seized the Arctic Seam and I am leaning more towards the idea that whoever is in control of the Russian cargo ship, he is either a Russian organized crime figure or somebody other than a high seas pirate. Come on think about it, the ship is carrying timber for [...]

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Tags: International Headlines

So Who Did Suaad Haji Mohamud Rub the Wrong Way at the Canadian Embassy in Kenya

August 12th, 20091 Comment

I knew about the story of a Canadian woman trapped in Kenya, because her photo in the four-year-old Canadian passport she was holding didn’t exactly match up to the woman holding the passport, but I really didn’t think anything of it because I assumed that the Canadian government would sort it all out. Today I [...]

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Tags: Distressed Canadians Abroad · Foreign Affairs · International Headlines

Australian Girl Asks Police to Call Off Rape Investigation After She Makes Shocking Allegations on Radio Broadcast

August 6th, 20092 Comments

I doubt too many people in Canada have heard of Australian radio shock jock Kyle Sandilands, but folks in and around the Los Angeles, California radio broadcast area might have heard of him, because that is where in the U.S. the Australian Idol host is trying to break into the American market.
There really isn’t anything [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines

Dumbed Down Terrorists: Australia Nets Four of Them

August 5th, 2009No Comments

If the story being told in Australia about a suicide attack on an army base is true, then obviously it doesn’t take too many brain cells to become a member of the Al-Shabaab terrorist organization, and the four men who were arrested by the Australian Federal Police the other day are perfect examples of how [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines · Terrorism

President Obama: Beer Drinking One’s Way to Racial Harmony or World Peace

July 27th, 2009No Comments

President Obama may have hit on something that could bring it’s enemies together.
“Nothing like sitting down and having a couple of beers with somebody to work out differences.” that is what I say. If the American President thinks sitting down and sucking back on a few wobbly pops with Sgt. Crowley and Harvard University professor [...]

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Tags: American Goverment · International Headlines

Schapelle Corby: Drug Smuggler Drama in Bali

July 23rd, 200910 Comments

I never believed for one minute that convicted Bali drug smuggler Schapelle Corby was innocent of trafficking in just over 4 kilos of Australian ganja, neither did the Indonesian judges presiding over her drug smuggling trial, and she got what she deserved-20 years in prison.
She has been there for almost 5 years now, and to [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines

Really Now, Was There Ever Any Doubt About Where Most of the Money Was Coming From

July 21st, 20091 Comment

The conflict between the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam and the Sri Lankan government raged on for thirty years, and for that conflict to rage on as long as it did, the money to fund the Tamil Tigers in their fight had to come from somewhere.
Today The National Post ran a story about Canada being [...]

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Tags: International Headlines

Canadian Murdered in Australia

July 19th, 2009No Comments

Last week I was going to write a little blurb on my blog about a Canadian man who was murdered in Australia by three drunken bullies (there are a lot of them here in Oz), but I didn’t.
The victim was from British Columbia and held dual citizenship, and was one day hoping to call Australia [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines








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