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Australian Prime Minister Advises Parents To Engage In Schoolyard Fights

March 6th, 2010No Comments

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When I was a kid growing up, I was bullied, but I learned to fight back–and in the end, it worked for me. I didn’t win all my battles, but lost few, and by my third year of high school this skinny red head with freckles didn’t have the bully thing [...]

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Sixty Per Cent of Australians Not On Board With Government Plan To Increase Population Through Immigration

March 3rd, 2010No Comments

Cool Kids at Karmaloop.
Here’s something for Canadians to think about.  With a population hovering between 22 and 23 million people, six out of ten Australians don’t agree with the federal government’s plan to increase the country’s population to 35 million fourty years from now, a goal they hope to achieve via immigration.
Hmm, that has a [...]

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Trinity Bates Murder Update

February 26th, 2010No Comments

Douglas Cuddle Toys–Stuffed Animals For Kids
Following up Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Abducted From Home And Murdered
The killer of 8-year-old Trinity has been arrested. He is nineteen-year-old Allyn John Slater and at the time of the murder, he was a family friend of the little girl’s father. I called it right when I said it was either [...]

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Tags: Australia · Homicidal Maniacs

Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Abducted From Home And Murdered

February 23rd, 20102 Comments

An eight-year-old Australian girl was kidnapped from her home the other night, snatched right out of her bedroom between 9pm and 5:30am, and nobody in the home heard anything even though police are saying that she was taken in what looks like a break and enter.
A few hours later, the little girl’s body was found [...]

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Australian Judge Removes Kid Gloves When Handing Down Sentence Conspiring Terrorists

February 16th, 2010No Comments

Canada, make no mistake about this, Australian courts don’t f*** around when it comes to those who would plot acts of terrorism on Australian soil–just ask the relatives of the 5 men who have been convicted of conspiring to do some bombing down here in The Land Down Under.
Canadian judges would do well to take [...]

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Too F***ing Bad For You You Ungrateful Bitches And Bastards

January 29th, 20102 Comments

Since the Kevin Rudd government came to power in Australia, illegal asylum seekers from Afghanistan, Iraq, but mostly from Sri Lanka, have been finding their way into Australian waters, where they know they will be captured and then taken to the immigration detention center on Christmas Island, where they are given three squares a day [...]

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AUSSIE-AUSSIE-AUSSIE, OI-OI-OI

January 26th, 2010No Comments

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO ALL FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER, where as Men at Work sings, the women glow and men plunder.
A few things you might not know about Australia:
The first European settlers in Australia consumed more alcohol per person than any other community in the history of mankind. I don’t know how true that [...]

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Indian Nationals Being Picked Off Like Ducks in a Pond in Australia

January 17th, 2010No Comments

CG isn’t too sure how big the story about Indian Nationals getting the shit kicked out of them, even murdered in Australia, but given CG isn’t as stupid as he lets on sometimes–he is going to assume that that news story isn’t getting much coverage in North America.
That said, allow CG to fill you in [...]

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Asylum Seekers: Merry Christmas Island Brawl

November 24th, 2009No Comments

What do you get when you put a bunch of Afghan and Sri Lankan asylum seekers together on an island just off the coast of Australia?  A huge brawl on Christmas Island, but one that the only damage caused is to one another.
Like WTF man, what were these clowns trying to prove. Like wasn’t one [...]

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Like How Stupid is This Sheik

November 10th, 2009No Comments

This just in.
Either Sheik Haron (Man Haron Monis) is a very brave man, or he is just f***ing stupid.
Chaining himself to a courthouse, like isn’t that just inviting injury to his person from those of us who perhaps have had more than a gut full of the Muslim rhetoric, bullshit, and “I’m gonna kill you [...]

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Crack Open A Bottle Of Champers Gang Bangers Because Calgary Is Number One

October 31st, 20094 Comments

I moved to Calgary just after the 1988 Winter Olympics, and while there were a few gang problems there, the GTOs being the only clowns I can remember from that far back. Geez, am I that old already?
There were a couple of other gangs that hung out in the clubs (Mile High being one of [...]

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$1-Million Reward Offered in Australia for Capture of Vampire Killer

October 25th, 2009No Comments

Now here’s a news story for you. Every word of it has been copied from heraldsun.com.au and pasted here in Confessions, and yes its as real as ‘a vampire killer’s story’ can get down around these parts.
The hunted by the way, well if you live in Australia, he could be your new neighbor or the [...]

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Send Them Back

October 19th, 2009No Comments

Australia has a big problem with boat people, and it looks like Canada is about to experience a little (maybe a lot) of what Australia has been going through for the past few months. I don’t think there is a week that goes by where one, maybe two boatloads of wannabe illegal refugees are being [...]

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Tags: Australia · Deportations · National Security

Is Beverly Giesbrecht Story Not Newsworthy in Canada Anymore

October 18th, 2009No Comments

So how many months has it been now since wannabe journalist Beverly Giesbrecht, the converted extremist Muslim lover who was kidnapped by her Taliban brethren, quite a few now, right?   Do Google search if you are not familiar with this whack job’s story.
The reason I ask is because this story of a terrorist sympathizer [...]

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Tags: Australia · Journalists · Missing Persons · National Security

Australian Girl Asks Police to Call Off Rape Investigation After She Makes Shocking Allegations on Radio Broadcast

August 6th, 20092 Comments

I doubt too many people in Canada have heard of Australian radio shock jock Kyle Sandilands, but folks in and around the Los Angeles, California radio broadcast area might have heard of him, because that is where in the U.S. the Australian Idol host is trying to break into the American market.
There really isn’t anything [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines

Dumbed Down Terrorists: Australia Nets Four of Them

August 5th, 2009No Comments

If the story being told in Australia about a suicide attack on an army base is true, then obviously it doesn’t take too many brain cells to become a member of the Al-Shabaab terrorist organization, and the four men who were arrested by the Australian Federal Police the other day are perfect examples of how [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines · Terrorism

Schapelle Corby: Drug Smuggler Drama in Bali

July 23rd, 200910 Comments

I never believed for one minute that convicted Bali drug smuggler Schapelle Corby was innocent of trafficking in just over 4 kilos of Australian ganja, neither did the Indonesian judges presiding over her drug smuggling trial, and she got what she deserved-20 years in prison.
She has been there for almost 5 years now, and to [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines

Canadian Murdered in Australia

July 19th, 2009No Comments

Last week I was going to write a little blurb on my blog about a Canadian man who was murdered in Australia by three drunken bullies (there are a lot of them here in Oz), but I didn’t.
The victim was from British Columbia and held dual citizenship, and was one day hoping to call Australia [...]

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Tags: Australia · International Headlines

Taser Inquiry Stunned by Hidden E-mail

June 22nd, 2009No Comments

Geez they’re making a big deal about out of that “Polish guy being zapped to death in Vancouver” story aren’t they.
You know what; the guy should have just done as he was told. Co-operated with police. If he had done that, he’d probably be alive today. Maybe the cops should have shot him instead.
Would the [...]

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Schapelle Corby: Get Me Out of Here, I’m a Beautician

May 29th, 200915 Comments

So what’s an Australian drug smuggler to do, when stuck behind bars in Indonesia for the 16 years that is left of a 20-year sentence for smuggling  just over 4 kilograms of what is supposed to be good Aussie ganja, into Indonesia.
Well if you’re a “beauty consultant” like Schapelle Corby, you might want to open [...]

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Tags: Australia · Trafficking








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