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Canada’s Ultrasecret Electronic Spy Agency Denies Spying on Canadians

September 1st, 2010No Comments

Until today I never heard of the Communications Security Establishment (CSE), an ‘ultrasecret electronic-spy agency’ that claims they are not in the business of prying into Canadian’s private emails, or listening in on their cellphone chats. They also said that if such a thing were to happen, ‘it’s unintentional’. Unintentional my f**king ass! Umm yeah, [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · National Security · Terrorism

Keeping Terrorists Alive Should Not Outweigh Needs of Homeless and Starving

August 29th, 2010No Comments

The evidence appears to be overwhelming against the three terrorists in this blog post. Too bad, they are still alive. Strike terror in the hearts of Canadians that was what those terrorist bastards busted in the nation’s capital intended on doing according to Michel Juneau-Katsuya, formerly of the RCMP and CSIS. Now that they have [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · National Security · Terrorism

They Could Have Been Tamils You Know

August 27th, 20102 Comments

On Wednesday the RCMP arrested three men in Ottawa who were making IEDs to be used in Canada, the same f**king things that piece of shit Omar Khadr was making and deploying in Afghanistan, and you know what; of the 492 Tamils who just arrived in Canada how many of them have that kind of [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · National Security

Gotcha Motherf**kers!

August 26th, 20101 Comment

The Mounties busted two Ottawa men on terrorism charges, the details of which are supposed to be released in a press conference tomorrow.  More arrests are likely. The latest terrorist plot to unravel was disrupted by ‘A’ Divisions Integrated National Security Enforcement team while it was being planned. According to government sources, the latest plot [...]

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Tags: National Security

Canadian Navy Personnel Board MV Sun Sea

August 13th, 201011 Comments

Holy f**k man, there were 490 ‘wannabe Sri Lankan illegals‘ on the MV Sun Sea.  Wow, that’s more than double the number the media was reporting, and that begs the question, “How did Canada’s border security agency get it so f**king wrong?” Yeah, CSIS and whoever else was helping them to gather intelligence on this [...]

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Tags: Defense Dept. · National Security

Biker Who Didn’t Behave for Angels Maybe?

August 13th, 2010No Comments

Biker’s of the organized crime kind, despite their best efforts (gotta really wonder about that) to avoid being scrutinized, persecuted (that’s freakin’ hilarious by the way) vilified and harassed because of their criminal ways and the way they carry themselves in public while wearing their colours, are failing miserably in the PR department and well [...]

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Tags: Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs

Tamil Illegals Will Be Imprisoned Upon Their Arrival

August 11th, 2010No Comments

The two-hundred Tamils on board the MV Sun Sea are headed to prison upon their arrival within the next day or so. Among those 200 illegals, you can bet there will be a few terrorists, and yeah Crooked in Canada thinks locking up the men and women who have no respect for Sri Lankan laws, [...]

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Tags: Australia · Crooked in Canada · Immigration in Canada · National Security · Trafficking

Turn the Tamils Back at Gunpoint PM Stephen Harper

August 10th, 20102 Comments

The Canadian government is worried about a cargo ship with 200 Tamils on board sailing toward Canada. It is worried about who might be onboard that ship. They are saying that is important to send a message that Canada should not be viewed as an easy entry into North America. Right on. So Mr. PM, [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Tamils · National Security

Good F**king Riddance Mate, I Will Not Be Shedding a Tear for You

June 30th, 20103 Comments

Other then CSIS, the CIA, FBI and other national security agencies there are in North America to protect people from “f**ked in the head” Muslim extremists, I doubt there are many (Muslims of course excluded) in North America who have ever heard of Muslim cleric Sheikh Mansour Leghael. Who cares right? Leghael until very, very [...]

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Tags: Australia · National Security

Lighten the F**k Up Ya Morons, You Are Making a Mountain Out of a Mole Hill When it Comes to CSIS Director

June 27th, 20101 Comment

This story is as ridiculous as the stories I was told as a child about Chinese restaurants chopping up cat, and serving it up as a substitute for chicken in fried rice, chow mein and chop suey. The story about what the director of CSIS said about some BC elected officials has gone of the [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · National Security

Lock These F**kers Up for 30 Your Honour

June 20th, 20102 Comments

After working for thirty days straight trying to find the nut jobs that firebombed an Ottawa bank on May 18, the Ottawa Police, the RCMP and the OPP finally gathered up enough evidence to arrest Claude Frederic Haridge, 56, Roger Clement, 58, and Matthew Morgan-Brown, early 30s. They are members, perhaps the only members of [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · National Security · Royal Canadian Mounted Police · Terrorism

Take No Prisoners Officers, Take Aim And Fire

May 21st, 2010No Comments

Update: Anarchists are now distancing themselves from this incident and the cops are denying that they suspects in their sights. Wait for it, but whoever is arrested for this Mickey Mouse 3am firebombing, will probably be some drunk who on his way home from the bar thought he might make a good arsonist. I’m beginning [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · National News Headlines · National Security · Terrorism

These Anarchists Should Have A Short Life Span

May 19th, 2010No Comments

The bombing of a Royal Bank of Canada branch in Ottawa yesterday was an act of terrorism. Make no mistake about that, and the clowns responsible for it should have went up in flames too. Unidentified anarchists who are claiming responsibility for the bombing that caused $300-thousand worth of damage. Fortunately, the blast didn’t kill [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · National Security

France 1 Muslim Women 0, Almost

April 23rd, 20102 Comments

Hey Canadian lawmakers, Crooked in Canada is thinking that you might want to take notice of what is going down in France and you know, ban Muslim women from wearing shit that covers their face in public buildings. I can’t remember the last time I walked into a bank (or maybe it was a restaurant) [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · National Security · Terrorism

So What Kind Or Price Is Somali Community Going To Pay Now

March 8th, 2010No Comments

Spurred on by fears al-Shabaab was a threat to the people in their community, Somalis in Canada have played a huge role in having al-Qaeda linked al-Shabaab labeled a terrorist organization by the federal government. That’s cool, but make no mistake about it; the Canadian Somalis are going to pay a high price, albeit it [...]

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Tags: National Security

Aah Yeeeah Buddy, And Most Canadians Have A Soft Spot For You F***face

February 3rd, 2010No Comments

Is there anybody in Canada who thinks terrorist are, credible, forthright and honest when it comes to the scrutiny of Canadian authorities, those they are trying to convince they are not as bad as others are making them out to be. Seriously, can somebody who is accused of being a terrorist or associated with terrorism, [...]

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Tags: National Security

5 1/2 F***ing Years Behind Bars for Conspiring to Commit Mass Murder–LIKE WTF MAN

January 19th, 2010No Comments

Now that’s sending those homegrown terrorists a message your honour. Hey there Canada, is Judge Bruce Durno a f***ing joke or what? It’s quite obvious by this sentence that he doesn’t have the balls to take on such dregs of society like 22-year-old Saad Gaya, somebody the judge described as being naive. Like get real [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · National Security

Australia Says No To Granting Visas To Four Suspected Tamil Tigers

January 13th, 20101 Comment

Four Tamils were yesterday denied visas to remain in Australia, and as of today unless some other country wants them, the three men and one woman will remain in detention indefinitely. The Australia government will not be returning them to Sri Lanka out of fear for their safety. That said Canada, how many of those [...]

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Tags: National Security

Did Sri Lanki Use Tsunami Financial Aid To Win War Against LTTE

December 28th, 20093 Comments

Four years ago that Boxing Day tsunami smashed the hell out of a number of countries including Sri Lanka, and with that tsunami more than 230-thousand people lost their lives. The world somehow managed to pull itself together and help out where the help was needed. Hell, even terrorists organizations laid down their weapons long [...]

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Tags: Canadian Tamils · National Security

Canada, You Really Need to Wake Up to Terrorism

November 2nd, 2009No Comments

You know what I think, and no I didn’t need CSIS boss Richard (Dick) B. Fadden to convince me of this; when it comes to terrorism, there are a lot of dumb Canadians, those being the ones saying, “Huh, it will never happen to us,” blah, blah, blah. Nothing like sitting back and criticizing those [...]

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Tags: National Security · Terrorism








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