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Buhbye in 2012 Barack

August 18th, 2010No Comments

President Barack Obama is out of his f**king mind. What is he thinking, throwing his support behind the plan to build a Muslim cultural center (mosque included) near Ground Zero? CC has never felt that Obama would be more than a one-term president, and the stand he had taken in this battle with Muslims will [...]

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Tags: American Goverment · Religion

Hypocritical Catholicism: Oh the Homosexuality, Oh the Pedophilia-ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!

July 26th, 2010No Comments

If you have your pecker pointed in the direction of a seminary, thinking with your “other head” when it comes to relaying God’s word, it would appear that theology of the Catholic kind is the way to go.  Of course, entering the priesthood is the way to go for those who desire to be in [...]

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Tags: Religion · Sexual Predators

I Bet Cheating Spouses Around the World are Glad They Don’t Live in Iran

July 10th, 20103 Comments

Like how f**king glad are you that you weren’t born and raised in Iran where if you cheat on your spouse, you are put to death? They stone you to death there. Jesus, if they did that in Canada, the U.S., or in Australia, sentenced cheating spouses to death, it would be a daily occurrence. [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · Religion

Round Them All Up and Ship Them the F**k Out of Canada

June 16th, 20102 Comments

Enough of this “honour f**king bullshit” already. There is no honour in murder, and there is no honour in deliberately going out of one’s way to slice and dice one’s 19-year-old daughter up because she broke curfew for whatever reason. I can’t believe that Canadian authorities are letting people into the country who come from [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · Religion

American Blogger Pam Gellar Targets Islam in Ad Campaign

May 27th, 20101 Comment

Looking to skip out on your religion my Muslim friends? Are you a little tired of missing all that freedom and fun infidels like myself enjoy without the threat of being beheaded or stoned to death?  If you answered yes to either of those questions, too f**king bad, because I can’t help you, and even [...]

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Tags: Religion

300 Dead and Counting in Nigeria Religious Riots

January 21st, 2010No Comments

One of yesterday’s blog entries was about the Christians and the Muslims going at each other in Nigeria, a religious battle CG knows the Christians are going to kick ass in. “Rip their f***ing heads off,” he says. Latest reportage coming out of that f***ed up country is that the death toll now stands at [...]

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Tags: International Headlines · Religion

Islamic Community Attacked in California-cry me an effing river so says CG

January 3rd, 2010No Comments

Two days into the New Year and anti-Islamic sentiment has begun to flourish in California. Hey, how can anybody call somebody down for burning the Quran and leaving it a mosque, and what’s wrong with vandalizing a Muslim holiday display in Mission Viejo, because after all, the Muslim community, the extreme element part of it [...]

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Tags: Religion

Church of Scientology Spaceship About to Crash and Burn in Australia

November 19th, 20091 Comment

Raise your hand if you think a religion should be based on the teachings that we are the spawn of space aliens. Like get real Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Rob Thomas if you think the human race is descendants of Martians, and I want some of the mind-altering drugs those people are on. Where [...]

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Tags: Religion

US War Resister Takes Refuge in Church to Avoid Deportation

October 21st, 2009No Comments

WHAT BULLSHIT CANADA! There are two reasons people ordered deported from Canada are taking refuge in churches to avoid having their asses escorted out of Canada, because they can and because the police don’t have the balls to enter a church and slap the cuffs on them. Rodney Watson is a man who enlisted in [...]

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Tags: Deportations · Religion

Send in a Lynching Mob, Let’s See How Fast Bishop Lahey Can Run

October 9th, 20091 Comment

Taxpayers (in a kinda, sorta kind of way) and a church congregation in Nova Scotia are on the hook for private security measures being provided for Bishop Raymond Lahey after police in Antigonish find child pornography on his computer. You know what makes me laugh though (and no I don’t find pedophilia humorous if that [...]

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Tags: Religion

Criticising PM Stephen Harper: You Have Got to Be Kidding Me

July 9th, 2009No Comments

Are the clowns running the Roman Catholic Church kidding, who are they to criticise the Canadian Prime Minister for not eating a communion wafer at Romeo Leblanc’s funeral? Maybe if they had offered him a little bit of the young sausage Roman Catholics priests enjoy so much to go with the wafer, thing would have [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · Religion

It Just Isn’t Safe To Practice Religion Anywhere These Days

November 25th, 2008No Comments

I am not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination, and while that makes me an atheist, I do respect the rights of others who believe there is a God. I don’t have a problem with people practising their religion either. I do have a problem with them imposing it upon others however. [...]

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Tags: Religion

How Morbid Is This?

April 21st, 2008No Comments

World Youth Day is celebrated in July, and when that happens the Pope will be in Sydney, Australia. He will be sharing the limelight with a dead body when he takes cenre stage at St. Mary’s Cathedral.  I think that’s a morbid idea brought on by somebody obviously gets off on exhibitioning the dead. It [...]

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Tags: Religion








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