Crooked in Canada

Have you heard the story about the drunken New Yorker who thought it was a cool idea to hop on a snowmobile in the middle of June and go for a little ride?  By the way, the guy was a mature 46-year-old.  WHAT A F**KING IDIOT, even I don’t get that stupid when I’m drinking; [...]

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Narcissistic Canadian Stripper Made Accountable For Death Of Baby Girl Calgary stripper Lisa Guerin is being sent where she belongs for neglecting her child, who died while her mother was taking off her clothes in a dive in Rocky Mountain House, Alberta–where former world figure skating champ, Kurt “I was never gay, really I wasn’t” [...]

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Having spent a good part of 20 years work in the bar/hotel industry I have seen a lot shit go down, especially when it comes to fights and bar brawls. Never was there a moment when I was involved in a fight with a patron, sometimes two or three at a time, did I not [...]

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The woman in this story is absolutely f***ed in the head, and as equally selfish. She had options, but instead she took the easy way out, and as a result of her actions many couples who were hoping to adopt a child from Russia, perhaps in the midst of doing it, may not get that [...]

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If it wasn’t such a bad f***ing joke, it would be racist. Black Wal-Mart shoppers got the shock of their racism twisted life in New Jersey after being told, not asked, to vacate the premises by somebody who was clearly behaving like a f***ing idiot with a microphone in his hand. Yeah, this story is [...]

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Sexy Plus Size Lingerie–Click here ladies A 42-year-old woman in the U.S., who is almost as wide as she is tall, is on a mission to become the fattest woman on the planet. To achieve her goal, the f***ed in the head beached whale plans on consuming 12,000 calories a day–10,000 more than the average [...]

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Have an Affair to Remember. Now 100% Guaranteed Last week a Muslim student was kicked out of a French class at CEGEP de Saint-Laurent in Montreal because she refused to remove her niqab–show her face. She promptly lodged a complaint with the Quebec’s human rights commission.  The French class by the way is government funded. [...]

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I have been flip-flopping back and forth wondering if family court and Child and Family Services were overstepping their boundaries, crossing the line when it came to raising children in a racially intolerant environment. When it comes right down to it though, for me anyway, it wasn’t her beliefs that buried a Winnipeg woman, who [...]

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The bottled blonde below; she has some serious anger management issues and I know if I was the DA in Toledo, Ohio I would be going out of my way to have the homely looking Melodi Dushane locked up for losing it on a McDonald’s drive-thru window attendant. Dushane became angry after she was told [...]

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I came across a little blurb today about an Indonesian couple being arrested for beating the shit out their maid, and then tying her up and locking her in the bathroom for two nights, and you know what, the first thing that popped into my head was, “Wow, that could be Ruby Dhalla pulling that [...]

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Surfing the Internet today I came across one particular story time and time and time again. It’s the one about the fraudulent Afghan elections. You know what, if it is that big of deal, and the Afghans don’t want Hamid Karzai as their president, how come NATO and the U.S. are throwing their support behind [...]

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A plane has to crash land on the Hudson River because of a flock of Canadian geese, and the solution the Americans are proposing to prevent such an occurrence from occurring again is to “euthanize” two-thousand of them. Are they effing” serious? How is killing 2000 CANADIAN GEESE, a protected bird in in Canada and [...]

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Yeah-Right Mr. Prime Minister, Find Something Better To Do with Parliament’s Time Therefore, the news of the day in Parliament is; Canadian victims of terrorism will be able to sue. But seriously, does anybody think that they will be able to collect? I can only speak for myself, but if I were to become a [...]

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No matter how many protests they organize, nothing changes for the Tamils in Sri Lanka, and Tamil protesters in Canada still are not getting the message that nobody in Canada, not even the federal government gives a flying you-know-what about their cause, the latter merely paying them lip-service in the hope they will go away. [...]

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You know, when it comes to BS in Canada, civil servants, doctors, lawyers, bureaucrats, and elected MPs and MPPs are so full of it, their effin’ eyes have turned brown. They almost always seem to come up with some asinine reason for doing and saying the effed up things they do, or for getting [it] [...]

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The other day I published an article in Crooked in Canada about a 71-year-old Canadian woman getting busted in Jamaica trying to smuggle 3.6 kilograms of herb out of the country, and a 114-year-old Nigerian man busted with 6.5 tonnes of marijuana that he claims is his. I had a little fun at their expense. [...]

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A big brouhaha has developed because, the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corp. is giving away imported Mercedes-Benz B200s in Ontario casinos, beginning next month. One could be excused for wondering what the big deal is but… Given the struggling times car manufacturers and their employees are suffering through in Ontario, one would think that the [...]

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I think everybody (except Liberal Party of Canada supporters) with their finger on the pulse of Canadian politics knew it was going to happen, that it was a matter of when and not if, and today it finally happened, Stephane Dion finally stepped down as Liberal leader, albeit with shame and humiliation, and a defeated [...]

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Is it just me, or are Liberals in Canada an angry, and bitter breed? Visiting the various forums and blogs this week to catch up on that whole “coalition government” story, the fantasy NDP leader Jack Layton began authoring likely only a few days after the Conservatives were re-elected, I happened to notice that Liberal [...]

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Doesn’t Black Friday bring out the best in American shoppers? Pathetic. Not that it will ever happen to me, but if ever I find myself shopping in the U.S. on Black Friday I’m  putting on bullet-proof vest, a helmet and roller blades to at least give myself a fighting chance of making out of the [...]

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