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Last week a Muslim student was kicked out of a French class at CEGEP de Saint-Laurent in Montreal because she refused to remove her niqab–show her face. She promptly lodged a complaint with the Quebec’s human rights commission.  The French class by the way is government funded.
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I have been flip-flopping back and forth wondering if family court and Child and Family Services were overstepping their boundaries, crossing the line when it came to raising children in a racially intolerant environment.
When it comes right down to it though, for me anyway, it wasn’t her beliefs that buried a Winnipeg woman, who without [...]

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The bottled blonde below; she has some serious anger management issues and I know if I was the DA in Toledo, Ohio I would be going out of my way to have the homely looking Melodi Dushane locked up for losing it on a McDonald’s drive-thru window attendant.

Dushane became angry after she was told that [...]

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I came across a little blurb today about an Indonesian couple being arrested for beating the shit out their maid, and then tying her up and locking her in the bathroom for two nights, and you know what, the first thing that popped into my head was, “Wow, that could be Ruby Dhalla pulling that [...]

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Surfing the Internet today I came across one particular story time and time and time again. It’s the one about the fraudulent Afghan elections.
You know what, if it is that big of deal, and the Afghans don’t want Hamid Karzai as their president, how come NATO and the U.S. are throwing their support behind that [...]

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A plane has to crash land on the Hudson River because of a flock of Canadian geese, and the solution the Americans are proposing to prevent such an occurrence from occurring again is to “euthanize” two-thousand of them.
Are they effing” serious? How is killing 2000 CANADIAN GEESE, a protected bird in in Canada and the [...]

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Yeah-Right Mr. Prime Minister, Find Something Better To Do with Parliament’s Time
Therefore, the news of the day in Parliament is; Canadian victims of terrorism will be able to sue. But seriously, does anybody think that they will be able to collect?
I can only speak for myself, but if I were to become a victim, I [...]

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No matter how many protests they organize, nothing changes for the Tamils in Sri Lanka, and Tamil protesters in Canada still are not getting the message that nobody in Canada, not even the federal government gives a flying you-know-what about their cause, the latter merely paying them lip-service in the hope they will go away.
Who [...]

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You know, when it comes to BS in Canada, civil servants, doctors, lawyers, bureaucrats, and elected MPs and MPPs are so full of it, their effin’ eyes have turned brown. They almost always seem to come up with some asinine reason for doing and saying the effed up things they do, or for getting [it] [...]

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The other day I published an article in Crooked in Canada about a 71-year-old Canadian woman getting busted in Jamaica trying to smuggle 3.6 kilograms of herb out of the country, and a 114-year-old Nigerian man busted with 6.5 tonnes of marijuana that he claims is his.
I had a little fun at their expense.
So it’s [...]

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A big brouhaha has developed because, the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corp. is giving away imported Mercedes-Benz B200s in Ontario casinos, beginning next month.
One could be excused for wondering what the big deal is but…
Given the struggling times car manufacturers and their employees are suffering through in Ontario, one would think that the brain trusts [...]

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I think everybody (except Liberal Party of Canada supporters) with their finger on the pulse of Canadian politics knew it was going to happen, that it was a matter of when and not if, and today it finally happened, Stephane Dion finally stepped down as Liberal leader, albeit with shame and humiliation, and a defeated [...]

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Is it just me, or are Liberals in Canada an angry, and bitter breed?
Visiting the various forums and blogs this week to catch up on that whole “coalition government” story, the fantasy NDP leader Jack Layton began authoring likely only a few days after the Conservatives were re-elected, I happened to notice that Liberal supporters [...]

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Doesn’t Black Friday bring out the best in American shoppers? Pathetic.
Not that it will ever happen to me, but if ever I find myself shopping in the U.S. on Black Friday I’m  putting on bullet-proof vest, a helmet and roller blades to at least give myself a fighting chance of making out of the department [...]

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Believe it or not there are a couple of groups of people arguing over what should be done with the farm where Canada’s worst serial killer to date Robert Willie Pickton, hosted parties for hookers and other lowlife before he turned them into pork sausages and fed their remains to his pigs.
One side of the [...]

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As is every other industrialized country in the civilized world, times are tough for the economy and survival of big name corporations in the U.S. In fact, times are so tough that according to “economic experts” we are in the midst of a global economic meltdown, like the U.S. hasn’t seen since the Great Depression.
Given [...]

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For the 10th time in Whistler this year, a bear has been shot dead, and I for one believe that killing 10 bears so far in less than a year is unnecessary and irresponsible.

Whatever happened to trapping a bear and returning it to its natural habitat, or is that too much like work these days?

While [...]

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Who the f**k does Alexandre “Sacha” Trudeau think he is, a former Prime Minister’s son?
A senior Liberal Party member might want to jump between Trudeau and the media, and then put a muzzle on the stupid shit. I don’t know of what benefit it is to the Liberal opposition for Trudeau criticize Canada’s involvement in [...]

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It looks like crooked Canadian media tycoon Conrad Black won’t be released from his prison dormitory anytime soon after the 3 judges hearing his appeal against the sentence he received after being convicted with his co-accused of defrauding shareholders of his newspaper company Hollinger International Inc, and for obstruction of justice, upheld his six and [...]

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The one and only time I went to a comedy club was when I was living in Calgary with my girlfriend and another couple. Because we arrived a little later than expected, seating was limited and the only table we could find when we arrived for the late show at Yuk Yuks was right in [...]

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