Crooked in Canada

Until today I never heard of the Communications Security Establishment (CSE), an ‘ultrasecret electronic-spy agency’ that claims they are not in the business of prying into Canadian’s private emails, or listening in on their cellphone chats. They also said that if such a thing were to happen, ‘it’s unintentional’. Unintentional my f**king ass! Umm yeah, [...]

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The evidence appears to be overwhelming against the three terrorists in this blog post. Too bad, they are still alive. Strike terror in the hearts of Canadians that was what those terrorist bastards busted in the nation’s capital intended on doing according to Michel Juneau-Katsuya, formerly of the RCMP and CSIS. Now that they have [...]

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Last word on Khadr, flipper, but I can’t promise. You’re right mate, too much ink is being wasted on him, but in my own defence; I’m railing against him, not for him. If only I had been the soldier that captured him. I would have put him down right then and there. I would have [...]

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After working for thirty days straight trying to find the nut jobs that firebombed an Ottawa bank on May 18, the Ottawa Police, the RCMP and the OPP finally gathered up enough evidence to arrest Claude Frederic Haridge, 56, Roger Clement, 58, and Matthew Morgan-Brown, early 30s. They are members, perhaps the only members of [...]

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Update: Anarchists are now distancing themselves from this incident and the cops are denying that they suspects in their sights. Wait for it, but whoever is arrested for this Mickey Mouse 3am firebombing, will probably be some drunk who on his way home from the bar thought he might make a good arsonist. I’m beginning [...]

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Huh, okay Muslim people, those of you who think it should be your Mohammed given right; a guy walks into a bank here in Australia and he’s wearing a burqa. He pulls a gun. So how many people in that Sydney bank do you think wished they had a change of underwear with them, and [...]

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Like didn’t the al-Qaeda and Taliban waste their time training this dumb f**k. Not giving a shit about those f**king Muslims living in Canada and who Crooked in Canada knows is cheering on terrorists while visiting this weblog from time-to-time, let me just say this, the Taliban and the al-Qaeda have apparently lowered their standards [...]

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F*** man, how stupid are bombers these days.  More balls than brains. Mayor Bloomberg says they were amateurs. Whether it’s the suicide ones on a mission, or wannabes like the one who rigged an SUV full of propane tanks, fertilizer and fireworks and then left it on a New York City street in broad daylight [...]

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Hey Canadian lawmakers, Crooked in Canada is thinking that you might want to take notice of what is going down in France and you know, ban Muslim women from wearing shit that covers their face in public buildings. I can’t remember the last time I walked into a bank (or maybe it was a restaurant) [...]

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Hey, maybe they aren’t so extreme, Muslims I mean. Maybe they all want of piece of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. By the way, which one of those boys is Canadian again? Revolutionmuslim.com, like what a bunch of f***tards they got over there, and do Muslims know that cartoons aren’t real, that they are an [...]

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Iran, like WTF is up with the morons running that country? Have you heard the story about the Iranian government jumping on their high f***ing camel and telling Canada who they can’t deport. Like get real Mahmoud Ahminejad, or whatever his f***ing name is, and please somebody put a bullet in that clown’s head too. [...]

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Everybody knows one personally, or has crossed paths with one; I’m talking about wannabes, people who wannabe this or that, because they live in a superficial lalaland. American Colleen R. Larose is one of those people, but her wannabe ways have gotten her arrested, and if Homeland Security gets their way in court, the stupid [...]

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WTF is wrong with radical Muslims, have they not figured it out yet that blowing people to bits is getting them no where?  Like seriously, how long have they been pulling the suicide bomber shit for, and what do they have to show for their violent intimidation tactics?  F***ing idiots, they have nothing to show [...]

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Sharkfire–Covert BMX and Freestyle Bikes Did you hear the story about the Pakistani Muslim leader, whose home base is in Toronto; issued a fatwa against acts of terrorism, a six-hundred-page one I might add?  Oh yeah man, Muhammad Tahir-ul-Qadri is doing his bit in the war on terrorism. No, he’s not. Like WTF man, who [...]

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Shop NASCAR Merchandise at FansEdge The guy I speak of today here in Crooked in Canada; he is not all there. He doesn’t have his shit together anymore than I do, and yet he is being allowed to bash Canada in front of high school students. That’s just wrong, but hey, that’s the beauty of [...]

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Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa. Too f***ing bad for Omar Khadr supporters that the Supreme Court of Canada has said they are going to let the government make the call on whether or not they should ask the United States to return him to Canada, you know set him free instead of allowing the [...]

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Those two Canadian terrorists that went on trial in the U.S.A for brokering arms deals for the outlawed Tamil Tigers, the terrorist organization with has a strong support network in Canada, have been sentenced to lengthy prison terms–and guess what Canada, unlike those convicted in the Toronto 18 terrorism plot, Sathajhan Sarachandran and his co-conspirator [...]

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When it comes to getting payback from a terrorist, justice if you want to call it that, it doesn’t matter who is holding the keys to Oval Office, the rhetoric is always the same. “We track down those responsible and bring them to justice,” they say–but at the end of the day though, it never [...]

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Yemen’s ambassador to Canada, Khaled Mhafoudh Bahah is asking the powers that be in Ottawa to do more for Yemen to help raise the country’s standard of living and impede the growth of al-Qaeda in that region. To that CG says, f*** you buddy and get the f*** out of Canada too. The Yemenis are [...]

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There is every possibility today that half of what I blog about, perhaps even most of it, won’t make any sense to visitors of Crooked in Canada and its sub domains. In my defense though, it’s because I just can’t seem to get into the blogging thing at this time of the year. I have [...]

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