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Start Looking for Bodies Officers

August 27th, 2010No Comments

David and Marcia Vant, like WTF man, how f**king sick are they. Cops should leave no stone unturned when it comes to these two degenerates. A man and his girlfriend were sitting in a restaurant in February 2009 when they were approached by a couple (the Vants) who claimed that somebody was trying to spike [...]

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Tags: Canadian Justice System · Sexual Predators · Trials

Defending Omar Khadr Tougher Now

August 23rd, 20101 Comment

Oh, the torture poor little f**king Omar must be going through now. Ha, ha. The judge presiding over Omar’s war-crimes trial has concluded that the statements Omar made to his interrogators were not obtained by torture that they were reliable, and made voluntarily. Doesn’t that take the wind out the bombmaker’s sail? Judge Patrick Parrish [...]

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Tags: Trials · War-Criminals

And the Emmy for Best Courtroom Drama Goes to Lt.-Col Jon Jackson

August 13th, 20102 Comments

The other day it was Omar Khadr putting on a show, that ‘oh so patriotic’ red and white tie he wore to you know, make himself out to be something neither he or is family are making themselves out to be, patriotic Canadians. Today it was his American lawyer’s turn to put on a show. [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · Trials · War-Criminals

Members of the Jury, Omar Khadr Stands for Terrorism

August 10th, 20102 Comments

It’s our intention and our hope during this trial to shame this judge–which may be possible. We hope we can shame the jury so they can really get a true picture of what Omar stands for-Dennis Edney, Omar’s lawyer That is way to f**king funny. Omar, like the rest of his bloody family, stands for [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · Trials

Wipe the Slate Clean for Captain Robert Semrau

July 27th, 2010No Comments

Canada in Afghanistan I’m bewildered. I thought Captain Robert Semrau was sound not guilty during his court martial, that the jury for lack of a better way at putting it for the moment, thought he did the “bad guy” he was accused of murdering a favour by putting him out  of his misery with a [...]

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Tags: Canada in Afghanistan · Trials

New Evidence Delays First-Degree Murder Trial In Calgary

March 14th, 2010No Comments

I said it last week in Crooked in Canada and I’m going to say again, “Arcelie Laoagan was probably dead before Christopher Watcheston raped her.”  The way I see it, according to Watcheston, she was begging him not to rape her, therefore there I’m thinking the woman would have probably put up quite a fight, [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · Trials

Crocodile Tears Indeed

October 22nd, 2009No Comments

So what is Allen Schoenborn to do when trying to convince a jury of just how remorseful he is for his murderous act of revenge against his love-buddy, the one in which he snuffed the life out of three defenseless children. If you said, turn on the waterworks, you would be right. Yep, Schoenborn takes [...]

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Tags: Canadian Justice System · Homicidal Maniacs · Trials

Your Honor, A Machete and a Couple of Days in a Locked Room with Allan Schoenborn Please

October 15th, 2009No Comments

If ever somebody ever deserved to die a slow and painful death at the hands of moi, that freak on trial for killing three children in Merrit, British Columbia should be sent my way. I’m telling you, I could make Allan Schoenborn suffer a whole lot more than the suffering he spoke of in his [...]

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Tags: Trials

Killer Love Slays 6 Canadian Children

October 14th, 2009No Comments

Merrit, British Columbia About 18 months ago a deranged and distraught Allan Schoenborn, a man who was saddened by the break down of the relationship he was having with Darcie Clarke, got a little payback by smothering Clarke’s two sons, and stabbing to death her daughter. Hmm, I’m surprised that this guy wasn’t declared ‘not [...]

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Tags: Deportations · Homicidal Maniacs · Trials

Omar Khadr Defense Team Deploys New Delay Tactic After His Military Lawyer Canned

October 8th, 2009No Comments

Like are Omar Khadr’s lawyers stupid or what? He’s a Canadian who supports and will act on behalf of terrorism, at the drop of a hat, or when [that] phone call happens. His lawyer, Barry “Court Jester” Coburn, is an idiot that was selected to replace another idiot at the defense table, Lt-Cmdr. Bill Kuebler, [...]

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Tags: Canadian Government · Canadian Justice System · Killer Parents · Scams and Scammers · Terrorism · Trials

Putting Ambushed Canadian Soldier Up On Murder Charge Total BS

September 20th, 20091 Comment

When Captain Robert Semrau joined the Canadian Armed Forces, I bet he never thought for a moment that he could be charged with murdering the enemy, and now he stands charged with second degree murder, attempt to commit murder, behaving in a disgraceful manner, and negligently performing a military duty after Semrau and the Afghan [...]

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Tags: Canada in Afghanistan · Defense Dept. · Trials

Why Should Anybody Believe Aset Magomadova

September 18th, 20092 Comments

A Chechen refugee is on trial for murdering her teenage daughter. It has been two years since Aset Magomadova strangled her 14-year-old daughter with a scarf, and get this; she is blaming her daughter for her own death. That’s right; mommy says that if her daughter had not tried to stab her, she would not [...]

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Tags: Family · Killer Parents · Trials

A Long Life of Crime Pays Off For Retired, Not Former, Hells Angels Member

April 24th, 2009No Comments

If you were to say to retired Hells Angel Member Sylvain Boulanger that crime doesn’t pay, he would laugh at you and give you almost 3 million reasons why crime does pay for him. It is totally unbelievable that Quebec authorities, more specifically Operation Sharcq‘s lead prosecutor Madeleine Giauque, would enter into an agreement that [...]

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Tags: National News Headlines · Terrorism · Trials

Omar Khadr’s Legal Team Gets Boost

April 6th, 200911 Comments

Like a herd of black reindeer coming towards me in a Canadian snowstorm, you have to know I saw this coming. So what the eff am I talking about you are probably wondering. Omar Khadr’s lawyer has been fired, kicked to the kerb, sent to the stockade, and I reckon it’s about time. Lt.-Cmdr. Bill [...]

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Tags: Canadian Terrorists · Distressed Canadians Abroad · National News Headlines · Trials

Ruling in Vince Li Murder Trial Stirring Up Memories of Ruling in Stephan Gaetan Lee Murder Trial

March 10th, 20092 Comments

Last week a judge ruled that Vince Li couldn’t be held criminally responsible for the brutal murder of Tim McLean on a Greyhound bus bound for Winnipeg, Manitoba.  That verdict has reminded me of the verdict in the Steven Tavares murder case in which Stephan Gaetan Lee was also found not criminally responsible for the [...]

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Tags: Canadian Justice System · Crooked in Canada · Homicidal Maniacs · National Security · Trials

Greyhound Bus Killer Beats Murder Charge, Could Be On The Street As Early As Next Year

March 6th, 200911 Comments

And they say he didn’t know the difference between right and wrong, that he can’t be held criminally responsible for his actions. I’m sorry, I’m guilty. Please kill me I knew what to expect as far as the outcome of Vince Li’s murder trial goes, but that doesn’t mean that I a not horrified and [...]

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Tags: Homicidal Maniacs · National News Headlines · National Security · Trials

Foxxy Knoxxy Caught Flirting With Co-Accused On Day One Of Murder Trial

January 19th, 20092 Comments

You just have to know that Amanda Knox isn’t all there if she thinks her trial for the sex slaying of Meredith Kercher is the perfect opportunity for her to flirt with her co-accused Rafaelle Sollecito, who if it wasn’t for his kinky girlfriend’s kind of “sex” ways, wouldn’t be on trial for murder in [...]

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Tags: Trials

Amanda Knox Rocks Up To Day One Of Her Murder Trial Smiling From Ear To Ear

January 17th, 2009No Comments

Up until just over 15 months ago, there were not too many people on the planet who would have known who college student Amanda Knox was, not unless he or she was one of her carnal conquests, a family member or school friend. Of course these days things are different, and a lot more people [...]

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Tags: Trials

Stephan Gaetan Lee: A Cold-Blooded Killer Walking Among Calgarians

November 27th, 200814 Comments

On November 7, 2004 Stephan Gaetan Lee stabbed Steven Tavares 28 times while he was asleep in his room at the Delta Lodge in Kananaskis Country, a tourist destination in the Alberta Rockies. Lee, who was a co-worker of Tavares was charged with his murder and in 2005 went on trial for first-degree murder which [...]

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Tags: Trials

Boohoo Stephen Chand

May 8th, 2008No Comments

Stephen Chand, one of 11 Toronto bomb plot suspects, has been roughed up in jail and his lawyer thinks we should give a f**k. Michael Moon (the lawyer) says his client was taking a shower when a guard smashed his client’s face into a wall before dragging him naked to a cell smeared with human [...]

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Tags: Terrorism · Trials








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