Charlie Sheen kicked off his Torpedo of Truth tour by bailing out a comedian who was opening for him in Detroit and received a standing ovation while saving the comic’s sorry ass. The whack job who was fired from Two and a Half Men because of his drug use and increasingly erratic behaviour, then performed before a capacity crowd at the Fox Theaterl but bombed big time. Apparently the show abruptly ended, something about him being booed of the stage, so the rumour goes anyway.
If audience members were there to see a freakshow, it would have been cheaper for them to wait for the circus to come to town. I doubt this tour is going to play out to the end.
Lindsay Lohan, or is it ‘Just Lindsay’ now, fell on her face outside the Motor City Bar in New York’s Lower East Side last Wednesday morning…early Wednesday morning…but says she wasn’t drunk when she fell. Yeah right! After embarrassing photos of that tumble surface Lindsay went into damage control mode and insisted that it was clumsiness, not drunkiness, that caused her fall. “I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink (insert chuckle here),” she told TMZ. “I was with my brother, sister and friends. I was making a joke. They’re trying to make something out of nothing. Just because I’m out doesn’t mean I’m drinking.”
She then took to her Facebook page and posted, “Is it not allowed to slip and fall? im always a Klutz!!! And to make sure people didn’t think she was drunk, especially those in a position to throw her in jail if she violated her probation order, she took to Twitter and posted, “funny how making a joke can turn into…well, me falling and a story.”
Said somebody on the entertainment blog at foxnews.com about Lindsay defensive frame of mind, “Doth thou protest too much, Lindsay?”
Still with Lindsay, earlier this week the Riverside County District Attorney’s Office announced that it would not be filing charges against her for hitting a rehab worker. Remember that story? Let’s hope she’s as lucky when she goes to trial for stealing that $2500 necklace she says she didn’t steal, the one she forget was wearing when she walked out of a jewelry store.
Rihanna likes to be spanked, not beaten. She likes being tied up during sex because its fun, but she drew the line at using whips and chains during sex, something about using that kind of sexware interupting a good time when you have to go and get it. Said Rihanna, “I’d rather have him use his hands.”
Seriously, that’s what she said to Rolling Stone Magazine in a recent interview. She also said that despite being smacked around by singer Chris Brown, she still likes to be dominated, but only between the sheets. “Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun,” she said, “You get to be a little lady, to have somebody to be macho and in charge…That’s fun to me.” Alrighty then!