Kristen Stewart Has One Night Stand With Snow White And The Huntsman Director

Lapse in judgement my ass!

A story I read at people.com about Twilight actress and main squeeze of Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight movies, is saying Kristen Stewart is “absolutely devastated” by her “complete lapse in judgement” over a brief romance (one-night stand?) she had with Snow White & The Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, who by the way is married.

So say WHO Magazine sources about the hook-up that occurred recently. Say the sources, “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert — it was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone (Robert Pattinson?). She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”

I’m sorry, but “good people” don’t cheat on their significant other, no matter how drunk and flirty they get with their co-workers. Once a cheater always a cheater, and Pattinson is an idiot if he stays in a relationship with her.

Now that this story has broken, one can’t help but feel sorry for Sander’s wife, Liberty Ross, who if she is smart and this rumour turns out to be true, should kick his sorry ass to the kerb.

As for Robert Pattinson, it should be a no-brainer for him. He should cut Kristen Stewart out of his life and move on, after all, its not like there are plenty of other women on the planet who wouldn’t want to get their hooks into him — women who aren’t into betraying the trust he puts into them.

It should be, “See ya, don’t wanna be ya or be with ya.” End of story Rob Pattinson.

Just As Happy About Being Alive As Elton John

Timothy Ray Brown, 47, an American from Seattle, Washington is living proof that there is a cure for AIDS after having two high-risk bone marrow transplants. According to him, and the world only has his words to go by given the doctor-patient confidentiality thing, he continues to test negative for HIV.

He looked frail when he made that announcement at the same international AIDS conference where dinosaur rocker Elton John gave his sermon about how fortunate he was having not contracted HIV back in his wild and crazy days.

I still think Rocket Man, given his recent health scares while touring, has the virus that causes AIDS and knows it, but again, because of doctor-patient confidentiality — he’s keeping it a secret and spinning his story as it relates to being gay, his addictions and promiscuity anyway he sees fit. Think actor Rock Hudson and what he died of, and how surprised everybody was to hear that he died of AIDS related complications. I’m just saying.

Nevertheless, Mr. Brown, according to him anyway, is cured of HIV and continues to test negative after having two high-risk bone marrow transplants that kills one in five people who have such a procedure.

In the off chance that Elton John as been keeping a secret, and in fact has tested positive for HIV, there is hope for him after all, though at his age he might be the one in five patients that dies during the same procedure, that Mr. Brown endured to keep himself alive. Again, I’m just saying.

Wondering How Long This Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Will Last

Rumour has it that hip hop artist Kanye West is going to propose to reality TV star Kim Kardashian after her divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries is finalized.

According to the gossip — he has asked a private jeweller to make an engagement ring for KK with diamonds and rubies from his late mother’s jewellery collection.

Said a source not close to Crooked in Canada, “Kanye picked out some of his Donda’s most expensive pieces, including diamond earrings and a ruby ring and then gave them to a private jeweller friend to make a one-of-a-kind engagement ring. He is hoping to propose to Kim with the ring when she finally gets divorced.”

The marriage proposal shouldn’t come as a surprise to the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, especially since every time she starts dating a new guy, she starts planning a wedding.

Friends of Kanye are concerned about his grand gesture, you know, using his mother’s jewels, and one of those friends is advising him not to give Kim the ring — something about it being a gift and how difficult it would be for Kanye to get the ring back if things go pear-shaped for the lovebirds.

If Kanye pulls this off, the rumour mill is spinning a story that the nuptials will take place where Kanye grew up, Chicago, or where his mother Donda is buried, Oklahoma.

If the wedding takes place others are wondering if it will even last 72 days, the length of KK’s marriage to Kris Humphries, which many believe was nothing more than a publicity stunt concocted by KK’s mother, Kris.

I’m thinking that Kanye West is an idiot for wanting to marry somebody who comes across as being so god-damned self-centered, never mind melting down the jewellery his mother left him, and then making an engagement ring to propose to a woman who pretty much doesn’t give a shit about anyone but herself.

Good luck to him though.