News I Have Heard About While Working Like A Dog In The Australian Outback
Animal Kingdom Gets Payback
A caged tiger somehow managed to escape its enclosure and kill its German zoo keeper. Good on the caged animal and it sucks to be the zoo keeper. It just goes to show that keeping exotic animals in cages for people’s amusement has it price.
I Hope She Pulled The Trigger
A man who kidnapped a woman in Australia has been found dead, and the woman he kidnapped is alive and well. As far as I’m concerned the dead bastard got what he deserved and that the woman he kidnapped got the upper hand and put a bullet in him during a struggle, or when and if he was stupid enough to leave a loaded gun within the woman’s arms reach. One less dirt bag on the planet.
Obviously These Cops Are Fuckwits
Two NYPD cops are responsible for 9 wounded civilians after the panicked and went ballistic on a whack job shot and killed his former co-worker at the Empire State Building. Both cops fired a total of 16 shots, most of which ricocheted and wounded the victims. Are those cops bad shots or what? Two people dead and nine wounded.
Whether the gunman killed both people is yet to be determined, but irregardless, I think the two cops who lost their fucking minds and put threw caution to the wind should at the very least be forced to hand in their badges and guns. What a couple of fuckwits with guns!
Doesn’t Lance Armstrong Look Like A Bigger Cheater Than Olympic Runner Ben Johnson, Huh America?
He won the first of his seven Tour de France championships not too long after he beat cancer, and it was back then when people began to wonder if he was using performance enhancing drugs, but for whatever reason nobody wanted to follow up that story, and then he won his second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh Tour de France race, and still nobody seemed too concerned as to whether he was a cheat or not. Then along come some of his team mates, one of who was caught out for using steroids, and cracks began to appear in what Lance Armstrong was telling the world, that he never used performance enhancing drugs.
A couple of days ago, and despite his claim of being innocent of the claims some of his teammates were making about him using steroids and having seen him use steroids, Armstrong decided not to deal with the matter anymore; choosing instead to no longer defend himself against the allegations being made against him by shutting his mouth.
Seriously, if he was in fact innocent, and given the scope of the doping scandal swirling around him, don’t you think he would have put up a better fight to prove his innocence and to keep his seven Tour De France championships? Come on now, an innocent man with so much to lose just doesn’t tuck his tail between his legs and give up fighting to prove his innocence. And no Lance Armstrong, despite what you said in your first interview, you know, the one you gave after a lanky 16-year-old kid beat you in a race by five minutes — nobody is going to cry for you. Your a cheater mate, a bigger one than that Ben Johnson clown, the Canadian athlete who lost the gold medal he won in the Olympics way back when.
Fuck Lance Armstrong America, because at the end of the day he has embarrassed Americans and his country. He should be ashamed to show his face in public if you ask me. What a dirt bag Lance Armstrong is, huh Sheryl Crow?