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on  at 1:22 pm
Posted In: News About Rich and Famous

Keyshawn Johnson — Justin Bieber Is ‘Playing with Dynamite’ | TMZ.com.

Gawd, where the feck is that Canadian kid’s mommy, huh Lindsay and Amanda?

I don’t care what anybody else thinks about Justin Bieber, but in my honest opinion he is heading down the same path as Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and DMX.

Remember him?

Probably not huh?

The little shit (Bieber)  is either going to wind up running somebody down with his Ferrari hooning ways in Calabasas, California, behind bars if he doesn’t get his shit together soon, or down and out big time; his Beliebers having all but deserted him during the next couple of years or so because of the shit stirrer he is being convinced by those cashing in on him to come across as being in a teenage girl’s eyes.

Just saying man.

And make no mistake about it, Justin Bieber is loving all the attention he is getting in the media, but maybe not the attention he is being paid by other celebrities, like Keyshawn Johnson for example.

If Bieber thinks for one minute he is going to get away with some of the shit he has been getting away with for much longer, he needs to pull his head out of his arsehole and stop listening to those cashing in on his fame and fortune, like say, the people producing his fecking shitty music.

If he doesn’t want to do that, then at the very least, he should install a technological eye in his belly button  so he can see where the fecking hell he is going.

Lol, and he ran into the house after being confronted by former NFL player Jeyshawn Johnson.

You’re too feckin’ funny Biebs. Was you’re mommy there to make it all better for you?

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Just Saying About Disneyland Explosion – ‘too mickey mouse to be a terrorist act’

on  at 12:42 pm
Posted In: National Security, Terrorists, Travel

Bang in trash can leads to evacuation of part of Disneyland | Reuters

The media really has tone that kinda shit down because all they are doing is scaring the shit out of a lot of people. News agencies are tools of  Muslim extremists, but I highly doubt the explosion at Disneyland was an act of terrorism of any kind, homegrown or not. Too mickey mouse if you ask me.

I guess we’ll soon find out, eh?

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Stay the feck outta Mexico! Retired cop stabbed to death

on  at 10:43 am
Posted In: Travel

Why do Canadians insist upon heading to Mexico when they want to flee a cold Canadian winter — like don’t they read the fecking travel news?

Then there are the idiots who want to live there all the time. Death wish maybe?

There’s a lot shit happening in Mexico these days and Canadians are coming home in body bags.

Canadians falling off of balconies, Canadians have been murdered, and then there’s that hit that was put out on an outlaw motorcycle gang leader a while back. He was shot to death while buying a coffee.

Guess a lot of people think he had it coming to him, huh?

Another Canadian, this time a woman, has been murdered in Mexico.  60-year-old Lynn Earle was found stabbed to death in her home in Playa del Carmen earlier this week.

What’s it gonna take to convince Canadians that heading down to Mexico isn’t a good idea any more?

Like really.

 Lynn Earle, former Vancouver police officer, stabbed to death in Mexico | Canada | News | National Post

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